Hm… I really… can't think of an authors note… So… I'm watching Band of Brothers… And… listening to the radio… by myself… Oh screw it! Enjoy… please review.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Sonic character or any character of Sonic Team. Or Snickers. I also don't own that DISCLAMER thingy at the start of this disclaimer. It is owned by the NAODTFTPOSCPWR (National Asscociation Of Disclaimers That are For The Poor Or Socially Challenged People Who Rock)

CHAPTER FIVE:

Dirty Deads

"I'll always love you Amy…" Sonic sobbed. He pulled the trigger. His body collapsed lifeless on Amy's doorstep.

"Oh god… I've got to do something!" Amy grabbed Sonic's body and pulled it into the house. "What am I going to do! I'll have to move, change my name… again!" She screamed.

"Amy! Wassup? I uh… need your advice." Knuckles said, walking up to Amy's door.

"Sorry but I can't help… I have some uh… issues." she replied.

"Well, I feel bad, I can't believe I tricked Sonic for a Snickers. They're just so goo, holy crap you killed sonic!"

"No! It's not what it looks like… I uh…" Amy then picked up the gun and shot Knuckles.

"Holy shit! You killed Knuckles!" Sonic screamed.

"Ah! Firs I kill Knuckles, then Sonic's cadaver attacks me… oh what uh day…"

"You bitch! You killed Knuckles!"

"Now, where will I burry them… I already buried those two guys in the…"

"I'm alive! But you killed Knuckles!" Sonic screamed.

"Wait… you're dead! You died! It must be that ghost denial thing…"

"I'm dead… Since when…"

"Since like now…"

"I coulda sworn I was alive…"

"No… you died…"

"Oh… really cause… Oh! The fake suicide thing!"

"FAKE! But there were real bullets in it! That's what killed Knuckles!"

"Oh… well we only had one blank so…"

"You dumbass! You put real bullets in the gun!"

"Well, it had to be realistic, If I showed up with just one bullet…"

"SHUT UP! I HAVE A SERIUS PROBLEM HERE!"

"Well ya didn't have to shoot him."

"SHUT! UP!" Amy rushed over to the table and grabbed a lighter and a pack of cigarettes.

"Since when do you smoke!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Since I was two."

"……."

"Come on! Help me get him to my car!" Amy screamed.

"No way! I don't wanna get busted for this!"

"Fine! I'll do it my self." Amy rushed Knuckles out to her SUV and drove to the back of the video store. She pulled out the sleeping bag that she'd rapped Knuckles in. Moving as fast as she could, Amy grabbed out some gasoline and lit the bag on fire. Then some thing happened that she could've never expected. The bag started to scream.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SONIC! TAILS! I'm ON FREAKIN FIRE! HELP!" Sonic and tails rushed in to stop the fire. Knuckles suffered second degree burns.

Suddenly The famous movie and TV personality Stashton Butcher ran in screaming: "Amy Rose! You've been screwed!"

"What the hell!" Amy screamed.

"Sorry Amy but when I found out you were cheating on me, I had to get back at you. So I got on the show screwed and…" But Amy was to shocked. She thought it was the police. Amy jumped in her car and took off, she was so stunned that she couldn't even realize the tanker in front of her…

Five minutes later.

"Well… Amy's dead…" Sonic said walking up to the burning heap of metal that was once Amy's SUV.

"Yep." Tails said. "Wanna get a burger?"

One week later

Sonic opened his door. On the other side was an anteater, and Vector. "Hey, uh whats go'in on?" Sonic asked.

"Sonic the Hedgehog, I am Durk Mathews, FBI. You are under arrest for the murder of Amy Rose."

"What the hell!"

Somewhere in the deserts of Iraq

Journal log # 12

12th day in Iraq… I've already killed 250 men. 139 were on my side. It's hard out there, especially for a pimp. I've been in this fox whole for days, I ran outta water hours ago. All I've got to drink is my pea. I've been eating my toe nail shavings. Wait whats this? I hear a faint voice!

Shadow jumped out of his whole and saw a huge camp had been made where he was hiding.

"There you are Shadow! I thought you were dead!" A man said.

"What the hell? How long has this been here?"

"About twelve days…"

"Oh shit…"

"Everyone run!" a man shouted. As a bunch of screaming men ran through the camp, killing the soldiers. Shadow's friend was shot, and fell to the ground.

"Shadow… Tell… m-m-m-m-my wife… I love her… and that…" he trailed off as Shadow shot him through the skull.

"Don't start that gay shit with me!"

Sorry about how long it took me to post this. I'm kinda busy with school. The good thing is I got two days off this week, so expect another chapter over the weekend, or next.

NEXT CHAPTER: Sonic's Trial