Kurt's POV
OH YEAH! i got a new beta (:
Her name is Dana
She is actually the freakin' best!
A big thank you to her again (:
I was right. This party was a terrible idea. The two baby interns had yet to show their faces at this damn party. I needed time to be able to stare at Blaine's wonderful ass from a distance. Yes. He had a fabulous ass. Yes. That did make me a pervert. Well, at least I thought it probably did. It occurred to me instantly that maybe I had too many drinks but they just kept handing them to me. I just presumed that they wanted me to have a good night. It was their idea. They had to take responsibility for me making sure I got home safely.
The door opened with a bang. In walked the boy of my constant fantasies. Trailing behind him like a lost puppy as always, was that annoying intern that was also on my service, Miss I Talk Too Much. I giggled at my own joke. Damn I was funny. Blaine waltzed over to the table loaded with drinks and poured himself a drink. I admired his toned leg muscles and his ass that seemed to be baked to perfection. I felt my cock twitch in anticipation of what the night could behold.
"Dude, just go talk to him…" Puck suggested
"What the fuck puc…k...e…rrr…man…" I erupted into a fit of giggles. "...you have a funny naa…me" I managed to slur out.
"Kurt? Kurt?" I turned my head in his direction once my laughter had died down. "... Kurt.. Listen to me okay?" I nodded my head in response. "Firstly, you are very, very drunk. Secondly, my name is Jewish. It's actually a popular name. Thirdly, you're falling for Mr. Nice Ass over there. Hard."
"H…ow do y….y…ou k…k…n…ooowww I c…ca….call him that?" I slurred out my question. Surprised that I could get my question out in my hazy state."Well, before Mr. Nice Ass got here, you yelled out, 'Where the fuck is Mr. Nice Ass, I need to be able to inspect it from a distance that isn't at all creepy.'"
"I did not say that, I would remember that…"
"YOU definitely said that! Even ask Finn. He nearly vomited because you are step-brothers... He still thinks of you as a baby penguin from high school."
"Whhhyyy are you talking soooo normally?"
"I'm not drinking young grass hopper."
"But this party was your idea…?"
"Yes, but why does that mean I have to drink?"
"Fuck, you grew up Mr. Puckerman."
"No, I became a man Kurt."
"Pfft. Me no care."
"Like I said, you are very drunk!"
"Nah..." I sighed. Next thing I hear is Rachel screeching and demanding we all play spin the bottle. 'Oh god this will not go well, but what the heck.'
"Everyone has to play. No excuses! Quinn, I don't give a fuck you're preggers, you're playing", Santana announced.
"I don't have a choice do I?" Quinn asked, to no one in particular. Everyone burst into laughter. Everyone knew the answer to that one.
"Here are the rules, you basic bitches. Spin the bottle and whoever it lands on, you have to kiss them for at least 30 seconds. It can be more if you want it too…" Kitty finished by winking.
"WANKY!" Santana screamed.
"...Oh and there is no rules to partners. Who gives a fuck really? And you MUST smooch the person it lands on, no matter what!" Kitty finished explaining the rules. I nodded along. If I didn't follow the rules, someone would point that out to me soon enough.
"Who's first?" Finn asked.
"The youngest frankentween."Santana responded.
"It is probably Kitty…." Puck said.
"Wait, wait…" Rachel announced. "Everyone say their age because then we will know for sure. Ya know?" Everyone sighed in annoyance. Only fucking Rachel had to make sure it was perfectly done.
"Fine." Puck said, not enthusiastic about her lame idea.
"28." Finn announced.
"Same here." Puck said.
"I'm unicorn." Brittany announced. Santana rolled her eyes at her lover.
"Me and Brit – Brit are 27."
"I'm 25." Quinn announced quietly.
"Yo, I'm 26." Artie said
"25." Kitty answered.
Rachel was next. "25."
Blaine was next. "24 turning 25 soon..."
It was my turn…
"Fuck I don't even remember how old I am…" I sighed.
"Dude, you're the same age as me and Puck. How much have you drank?"
"Fuck. I said that out loud, didn't I?
"Yeah, you did, dude…"
"Whoops!"
"Oh god, Kurt." Finn sighed, clearly annoyed at me.
"Let's get back to the game, dorks." Santana announced, pissed off that we were getting distracted. "Okay, so Blaine is spinning first."
"Fuck." I said aloud again.
"Don't swear, Kurt. There is a baby at this party!" Brittany, all but shouted at me.
"I just said that aloud again, didn't I?"
"What do you think?" Finn asked clearly annoyed again. Blaine reached for the bottle and my heart pounded hard in my chest. He spun it and I couldn't watch. Waiting for the outcome was the longest pause of my life.
Everyone erupted into fits of laughter. I uncovered my face and looked down to the bottle, it was pointing at Rachel.
"Well, it wouldn't be the first time…" Rachel said.
"Wait what?" Finn asked.
"Well... when we were in high school. Blainers here pretended to be straight for about a month. Nearly dated Quinn too."
"Oh god, Rachel! Thanks for telling everyone that." Quinn grounded.
"Wait... what?" Puck asked.
"When Blainers was in high school. He was quite the ladies' man. I mean, he managed to get Rachel and almost dated me. He was a total stud. Even though he was gay the whole time…" Quinn explained calmly.
"Is this like the time I made out with Kurt?" Brittany asked.
"Yes." Santana answered her.
"Wait, Kurt made out with a Brittany?" Blaine asked curiously.
"Yup!" I said, not caring who knew.
"Just get your smooch on with Berry so we can get on with this game." Santana said, bored out of her mind already. Blaine moved towards Rachel and I couldn't help but watch them. Blaine lunged towards Rachel. I cringed. It wasn't just a peck. They were making out. Rachel was fucking moaning like a little whore. Blaine was a good kisser, I knew that. She was actually enjoying this... That was supposed to be me. Blaine straddled Rachel. Pressing his groin towards her pubic bone. Rachel was wearing a short skirt and Blaine hitched it up. Rubbing his clothed hard on against her sex. Blaine moaned. The same way he moaned when he was with me. My jaw dropped. Fuck. My cock harden in response. Why was nobody stopping this? This had already gone too far.
I looked around the circle and everyone had the same dumb founded expression on their faces. She moved herself down Blaine's chest, towards his cock. She unzipped his pants and pulled his jeans down to his knees. I watched in horror as she put her hands down his briefs. Touching him. The place that I should only be able to touch. Wait... What? When did I become so possessive? He wasn't mine. He never was... I lost my chance with him and this was becoming even more real as Blaine moved his hands down her chest and down towards her panties. Fuck. I couldn't watch this anymore.
"STOP!" I heard someone bellow from across the room. "I'm sorry. RACHEL is my girlfriend and I don't want you to touch her like that." Thank god. They stopped. Blaine stood up and let his pants slid to the ground. He stepped out of his pants and moved to sit back in his place. His boner still very clear. I couldn't shift my eyes from him. He was horny and didn't even care who saw it.
"Yo, Blaine, if I didn't know any better I would have thought you were straight man…!" Puck said as he watched them break apart.
"Well... Yeah... We got a little carried away..." Blaine's cheeks flushed bright red.
"That's an understatement..." Finn muttered.
"Alright, I guess it is my turn to spin." Announced Rachel. She span and we all watched as the top of the bottle landed on Puck.
"Damn! White girl is getting all the action tonight." Santana snickered. Rachel just smirked. She moved towards Puck. He placed a hand on her right cheek and leaned into the kiss. As soon as the 30 seconds was up, they were done.
"Damn, Anderson, I swear I can taste come in my mouth." Puck said as he wiped Rachel's slobber off his face. Blaine blushed deep red. Whose dick was Blaine sucking? That should be my dick. This night was just getting worse and worse, and I swear to god this is not going the way I wanted it too. Blaine must have sensed my staring and glanced towards me. He winked at me. Then he turned his attention back to the game. What the fuck? He was confusing.
"My turn, you basic bitches!" Kitty announced.
"That's my girl..." Artie shouted from his seat. Kitty smirked. She moved closer to the bottle and spun it. It spun and landed on Brittany.
"Holy fuck… This is going to be the hottest thing ever…" Artie announced. "Is it weird that this is one of my fantasies…?"
"Yes it is." I said, clear as day.
"Someone's changed their tune, Kurt." Puck smirked at me. Kitty looked up at Santana to check it was okay. Santana shrugged her shoulders but nodded.
"No problems here, Kitty." She smiled kindly. Maybe a little too kindly... Then Santana winked at Kitty and mouthed '$100 bucks if you give him a boner in front of everyone.' Kitty mouthed back 'You're on Lopez'. 'Well this could be interesting…' I told myself. Brittany moved towards Kitty and all but pounced on Kitty. Their heated make out session was better than Rachel and Blaine's because it didn't involve Blaine. It was a lot worse because it was two girls that were making out. Not exactly something that floated my boat. At least Blaine had a nice ass. I could look at his ass while he was straddling Rachel. 'Like, girls do have nice bums but Blaine has a nicer ass…'
-"Is that right, Hummel?" Puck questioned. I looked over to Blaine, to see if he heard my comment that I thought I said in my head. Yup, he did. He was blushing from head to toe.
"Fuck! I said that out loud, didn't I?"
"You sure did, Hummel…" Puck chuckled. I swallowed heavily and moved my attention towards the two girls again. Holy fuck! They were still at it. They both at some point began dry humping each other's leg. I swear I heard a moan from the both of them. I look towards Artie and saw his jaw hanging wide open. Finn is not so innocently touching his groin. Puck is full on rubbing his groin. And Santana is smirking. I look at Blaine who has turned his attention away towards the roof. I smirk at this. I watch in horror as Rachel moves to sit on Finn's lap. God, that is more disgusting than the girls making out. Thankfully the girls stop making out and Kitty walked back to her place beside Artie.
"100 bucks, Lopez" Kitty yelled, laughing in her drunken haze.
"WANKY." Santana shouted back
"Oh, what the hell?" Artie asked confused with their interaction.
"Nothing, honey." Kitty said cheery.
"I think since this game is getting quite sexual we should just actually play seven minutes in heaven... Who's with me?" Santana asked, smirking at us all. Everyone cheered. There was no way in hell that I was playing that. No way! I was never going to get in a closet with anyone of these people. Especially Rachel. She would probably try and have sex with me. Maybe Blaine... but that seemed like a stupid idea considering my current situation.
"Since Kurt is being a sad sack, he should spin first." Puck announced, making clear his intentions.
"Nah ah. No way!"
"Hummel, Hummel, Hummel." Everyone cheered. Except for Blaine, who sat quietly in his place.
"Ugh. FINE! If it will shut you all up." I said, angry at them.
"Yes!" They all cheered. I reached for the bottle and spun it and looked at the wall. I couldn't look at who it landed on. Everyone stayed quiet. I looked down at the bottle and it had definitely stopped. I looked to see who it was pointing at. 'Fuck.' All the blood drained out of my face and ran straight to my cock. Hold up, this was not happening. No fucking way! Nope. Not going to happen. I looked over to Blaine who looked uncomfortable with the idea as well. He had his hands in his lap, covering his groin area. 'Fuck, he wanted it just as much as me.' Puck stood up and grabbed me by my collar and pulled me to the closet. I see Finn doing the same to Blaine. 'Fuck, this was actually going to happen. We were going to be in a closet together for seven minutes. Fuck, that's not enough to do anything.' My already hard cock seemed to twitch at the idea of fucking Blaine senseless in the closet. Before I can think about anything else, we are in the closet and the lights are turned off.
"Enjoy your time in there, boys." Santana laughed from the outside.
"Kurt?" Blaine asked unsure.
"Yeah?" I responded automatically.
"I'm sorry."
"And what does Blaine have to be sorry about?"
"Ahh... you know... don't make me spell it out!"
"For kissing Rachel or for letting them shove us in this cupboard together?"
"A bit of both."
"Is that right?"
"Yup." He squeaked into the darkness.
"I feel like you're not sorry for one of those things, Blaine." I smirked into the darkness.
"Okay, I'm not sorry for kissing Rachel…"
"WHAT?" I yelled into the confined space.
"We planned it out. She agreed to it. I wanted… I wanted…"
"What did you want, Blaine?"
"I wanted to make you jealous."
"I was jealous. As well as being very horny. I wanted to be her so badly, you have no idea."
"So my plan worked?"
"I suppose it did." I sighed in despair. "So why aren't you sorry for them shoving us in here?"
"Because I know they rigged that game so we would end up in the closet together." Blaine confessed.
"Why didn't you say something or catch them out on their plan?" I asked confused as ever.
"Because I didn't want to…"
"Well I'm glad you didn't…," I confessed.
"Me too," he whispered back. I reached out in the dark for his hand and accidentally touched his cock. Fuck, he was harder than me. He coughed in embarrassment. I smiled, even though I knew he couldn't see. I finally found his hand and moved it so he would touch my cock.
"You do this to me, Blaine." I said seductively.
"Is it my nice ass?" he asked huskily.
"Maybe." I smirked into the darkness.
A/N: I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!
I know it's been like 2 months, since the last update. i am so sorry.
My life got super busy!
I moved out of home - YAH!
I got the worst flatmate ever - he drives me up the bloody wall!
He is such an arrogant ass. He talks like he is better than everyone.
Work has been crazy, we got a new manager.
So I had to take on a lot of extra shifts :/
I started my second year of uni. - 2 months ago...
I have had assignments being piled on me - it's getting cray cray.
The worst one i had was my french assignment.
I can barely write comprehensive answers in English...
... so i struggled a little with that one.
I'm in the middle of a stats assignment whilst doing this chapter. LOL!
I know excuses, excuses. I'm sorry and i love you all.
I AM SO FREAKING SORRY!
I'm hoping the next chapter will be up some time next week.
++ I need baby names for Quinn's baby, she is about to drop REAL SOON!
+++ Next chapter is Finn's POV then i'm gonna do a chapter from Puck's POV and a Santana POV is in the works, i'm also contemplating a Kitty or Artie POV.
