The Unbelievably New Television Show Digimon

Chapter 3- Is He Really Gay?

Disclaimer- I do not own Digimon.

Princessstphanie- I don't think this was actually supposed to be chapter three, I had it labeled as chapter 5, but hey these beginning chapters don't really have to go in order anyway. Not until we get to the actual plot. I don't know if I mentioned it before or not, but there is really no telling how often this thing will get updated. Only when I get in the mood to work on it will I update this.

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"Guess what!"

"What Matt?" Sora laughed.

"What is so important you stopped us from laughing at Jun?" Mimi asked while looking innocent.

"I'm not really gay!"

"Right, you've been gay ever since Kari told you that she didn't feel right if she went out with you because you felt like a brother to her." Mimi reminded him.

"Oh yeah that reminds me! Kari your the reason my best friend is a gay fag!" Tai messed up her hair.

"Good going Kari!" Sora laughed too.

"No it wasn't that. I was never gay!"

"Sure." Izzy sighed.

"Well answer one thing for me, would you rather kiss Izzy or Yolei?" Kari asked.

"Neither." He did a scary face.

"So you are bi-sexual?" TK asked.

"No!"

"Prove it!" Sora gave him a challenge he accepted.

"Kari, will you go out with me?"

"Let me think about for a bit." Kari smiled while doing a thinking pose by tilting her head and scratching her chin.

"Please!" Matt got down on one knee in a proposing pose.

"Sure Matt."

"See! Not gay!"

"Of course your not." Tai said kind of sarcastic.

"Come here Matt." Kari commanded as she then kissed him to try and help him get rid of the gayness that everyone thought he still possessed because of her. Kari does not turn men gay.

"Wow." Was all Matt could say.

"You like it?" She asked.

"Let's just say I now remember how much a like the female species now." We all laughed as he still looked out of it.

"Poor Matt." Tai said in-between fits of laughter. It was such a good thing he wasn't protective over Kari like he used to be.

"Yeah, at least he has me now." Kari grinned and yet they all still continued to laugh.

"I feel like admitting something too." Izzy began.

"Like what?" Yolei asked.

"I love Sora!"

"You what!" Mimi yelled.

"Sorry, but if I went out with anybody it would be Tai or TK." She tried to let him down easy but at the same time stating that she would never even consider it.

"I love Cody even though he went away!" Yolei shouted as she got odd looking glances.

"Wow." They still stared at her.

"What?"

"Who knew, we thought you liked Tai." Kari laughed to cut the tenseness.

"Really!" Matt agreed.

"This day is just full of surprises isn't it?" Sora asked while throwing her arms up into the air.

"Sure is, but every day is full of surprises in this house." Mimi shook her head having flashbacks.

"Got that right." Izzy laughed along with the others.

"This is one screwed up house." Tai began before he got interrupted.

"No, that's one screwed up magical window!" Jun said coming through their magical window they have grown to hate, but at the same time love on rare occasions.

"Oh yeah, the window has more problems than anything!" Kari agreed.

"No. You got it all wrong again, Tai is the one with the most problems. Then Matt second!" Sora began a never ending argument that day and it will go on even in their sleep.

"Problems! Don't tell me about problems! Your the one that turned Tai down for me, then broke up with me!" Matt looked kind of mad.

"Whatever." Sora shook her head.

"Shut up and eat cake." Mimi instructed.

Then as the times before them, and even many more times to come. They all sat down and ate some cake. The cake that solves their arguments every time. No matter who started it, cake was always there to help them out. Cake with chocolate icing that is.

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Princessstphanie- The plot will develop soon enough I suppose. Mostly because I lost or don't have access to a lot of the older chapters. The cake thing was so random when I first came up with it. I just got the idea because I was eating cake as I wrote this. So if you were wondering, that is why it is cake instead of oh say, muffins! Review please!