"Doctor!"
The Doctor flinched at the shout and ran a hand through his messy brown hair. He had prepared for this day for a long time now, and he knew, deep in his hearts that it was time. His hearts hammered against his chest as Rose stormed into the control room, brandishing her phone in the air agitatedly.
"S'happened with the wifi?" She demanded, folding her arms across her chest and fixing the Time Lord with a stern glare. "Why am I not connecting to it?"
The Doctor heaved a reluctant sigh. "Rose, I disabled it."
"You what?!" Rose gaped at the Doctor in shock.
"You're always on your phone, always twittering and facepalming-"
"Tweeting! And it's called Facebook, Doctor."
"Right," The Doctor had the dignity to look sheepish. "Well, I had to put a stop to it."
"Tell me the wifi password."
Rose's tone was menacing as she took a step towards him.
"Rose, I can't. It's for your own goo-"
"Tell me the wifi password or I'll..."
"You'll what?" The Doctor smiled smugly.
"I'll unfriend you on Facebook."
The threat was spoken so quietly that it was barely a whisper, but it sent a chill through the Doctor's bones and a feeling of sickening dread settled in the pit of his stomach.
"You wouldn't dare," The breathed, trembling slightly.
"I'll go to my mums," Rose held up her phone and raised an eyebrow challengingly. "I'll connect to her wifi and then I'll go on Facebook. Then two little clicks, that's all it takes."
"Rose..."
"Two clicks. One to unfriend you," Rose paused for effect. "and one to confirm that I really want to unfriend you."
The Doctor slumped to the ground, head in his hands in despair.
"doctorandrose4ever," He muttered, face flushing with shame. "That's the new password."