The Unbelievable New TV Show- Mermaid Melody

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Chapter 2- Make people jump out the window

Princessstphanie- Don't for get to go to my profile for the Digimon version. . It's been changed. The actual original version is now posted on my website http:// Randomrokulover . Tripod . com without the spaces though.

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"I would like all cast members to state their thing that makes them so funny on the show. Anyone who has aired can do it, even guests. What a great way to start a chapter, right? In case you are wondering… I am part of the house security plan." Electrobot204 said throught the house.

"I'm preppy!" Hanon exclaimed in a cheerleader voice.

"I'm a know it all!" Seira smiled and twirled a part of her hair.

"I am to gay for my own good!" Nagasai put his hands on his hips.

"I am a depressed screwed up girl." Rina sighed.

"I am a cute hyper cookie obsessed dude!" Masahiro then began to jump up and down non-stop.

"I am a HUGE pervert and a player!" Kaito cheered himself.

"I'm a complete air head idiot!" Lucia looked around the room.

"I am a smart nerd guy who loves to study!" Gaito then sat back down after grasshoppers began to chirp.

"I am the best slutty guest on the show!" Mimi winked.

Everyone randomly left the room to watch some television. An hour later, as usual the three real groupies or 'gang' were sitting in their own little area off to themselves. As Rina then got an idea she thought to be very smart of her to think of.

"Hey guys I got an idea!" Rina exclaimed.

"What?" Hanon asked.

"We make everyone jump out the window and the last person here gets too keep the house for the night!" Rina informed the two her evil plan.

"Sounds good. I am so getting the house tonight!" Katio arrogantly believed.

"Not if I do first." Hanon stuck her tongue out just as Nagasai and Gaito both walked in from opposite doors.

"Hey Nagasai, come here." Kaito instructed.

"Ok!" Nagasai said in a cheerful tone as he went to Kaito and listened to him whisper his plan.

Nagasai walked back slowly towards his friend, "Hey Gaito."

"Um... hey Nagasai." Gaito untrusting replied.

It was at that very moment that Nagasai kissed Gaito slightly on the lips. Gaito decided to yell, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Gaito then thought it'd be best to jump out of the window. Hanon and Rina laughed very hard at this.

"Pay up, Kaito." Nagasai demanded.

"Ok the hot guy I got you for kissing Gaito is down there out the window. He's hot enough for you, believe me." Kaito said trying to hold in his laughter and pointing over to the window.

"Really?!" Nagasai's eyes went wide and then he jumped out the window.

"It's Gaito!" Kaito shouted as he looked downwards from the ledge of the magical window.

"I give you props for that one Kaito. Two points for you." Rina congratulated him.

"I try, I try." Kaito said as modest as possible for him.

At that moment Masahiro came into the room and asked, "Kaito, do you have a cookie?"

"Yeah actually." Katio said as he threw the cookie out the window.

Kaito's eyes went wide as he shouted, "COOOOKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! NOOOO!!!!" in despair and dived out the window in pursue of it.

"Hey Rina, you may have some competition." Hanon taunted.

"Ha! Yeah right, I mean it is Kaito we're talking about here. I mean come on. I'm not THAT stupid." Rina guffawed as she thought of herself being stupider than Kaito.

"HEY!" Kaito glared. Lucia came strutting into the room making sure that she did not trip since she had just tripped over a rug about seventeen minuets ago.

"Hey Lucia." Kaito greeted with a smile.

"Hey Kaito." Lucia replied wondering in the back of her head why Rina nor Hanon said hello to her. She just decided to shrug it off and not worry about it.

"So Lucia do you have a boyfriend?" Kaito asked.

"No." Lucia simply said. Kaito then leaned in towards her and kissed her. The best part was that since she had no boyfriend nobody would kick his ass because of it. "AHHHH!" Lucia shrieked as she jumped out of the window that Masahiro just flew out of for the cookie.

"You so know she likes him." Rina pointed out while shaking her head.

"Duh." Hanon responded.

"Yeah really why else why would she invite him here?" Rina asked.

"Who knows." Hanon said with a shrug. "Why did she invite Nagasai?"

"Who knows." said Rina.

"God, I so love my perverted self." Kaito grinned sheepishly.

"Ok then, go screw yourself." Rina told him.

"Nah, I did that last night." Kaito grinned still.

"OH MY GOD! YOU FREAKING SICKO!" Hanon freaked out.

"God… I was kidding." Kaito assured.

"Right." Rina raised her eyebrows then looked down as Seira came in with Mimi.

"I so hate you Kaito!" Seira commented.

"Ok why?" Kaito asked not really caring, but still a bit curious.

"Because of you, Mimi is the only one to talk too!" Seira whined.

"HEY!" Mimi glared.

"It's true!" Seira threw her arms up in the air.

"Hey Seira, come here." Kaito kissed Seria as he moved towards the window then he threw her off the ledge. Right afterwards he spit a couple of times.

"Wow." Rina blinked.

"Mimi, come here." Kaito kissed her, as much to his dismay and then when they got to the window she threw him out.

"Nice one Mimi!" Hanon laughed.

"Yeah, but come here I have to show you a thing of red fingernail polish when someone was jumping and I want to know if it was yours." Rina said guiding Mimi.

"Ok." Mimi followed before she got pushed out.

"Nice one." Hanon gave her a thumbs up.

"Looks like it's just me and you now." Rina pointed out.

" I guess so." Hanon answered.

"You know what we get along fine, let's just share this place for the night." Rina suggested.

"Sure." Hanon agreed.

That would have been what would of happened if it wasn't for the fact that in the kitchen a girl was climbing up a ladder that was on the side of the house. She was determined to not have to sleep outside with all the dirt and bugs. It just so happens around the time she was almost at the top, Rina had decided she would make them some popcorn before they watched the original Digimon movie. Not the crappy remade one they did in 2012.

"Thought you got the best of me, didn't you?" Lucia asked with a glare as he head finally submerged from outside of the house in the ladder.

"We won, you got to go back outside." Rina rolled her eyes at Lucia's stubbornness.

"I'm not sleeping on the ground." Lucia snarled.

"Fine, I'll make you a proposition."

"Why should I trust you after what you like Kaito do?"

"It's either trust me and sleep in a bed or don't trust me and sleep outside on the ground with Kaito and the others." Rina smirked. She loved having people right where they basically had no choice.

"Ok. What do I need to do?" Lucia asked.

"Hanon has no clue you are back. I'll tell her that I want to close the curtains of the window to make it darker for the movie. When we are over there you will push her from behind. Got it?" Rina instructed.

"Got it."

There plan worked out perfectly. In fact, not only did Lucia push Hanon out of the house; she pushed Hanon to the same location Nagasai was falling at.

"Finally! I was like getting so like lonely!" Nagasai cheered.

"Great!" Hanon frowned. "Just perfect."

"Screw that." Rina smirked as she pushed Lucia out of the house last second.

"BITTTTCHHHHHH!" Lucia yelled as she was falling, "see if I trust you again!"

"Hey Lucia." Kaito grinned.

"I have to fall with you!" Lucia whined.

"And me." Mimi pointed out.

"FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEE!" Lucia shouted looking up into the sky with her arms up.

"Fine by me." Kaito grinned.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lucia still complained.

"I'm bored now." Rina said to herself as she walked back and forth while still being the only one in the whole entire house. "Should I jump too? Nah. Maybe?" Rina started to walk back and forth around the living room floor. "I could always come back. Then again, there's no telling how long I would fall for. It's always different for everyone and weird things like that." Rina shrugged and randomly jumped out of the window and began to fall also. She was falling with someone as well.

"Can I have a cookie? I can't catch up with the one that got tossed out the window." Masahiro asked as soon as Rina appeared. He didn't even give her a complete minute to herself.

"I don't have any." Rinaa said.

"How about now?"

"No."

"Now?

"NO MASAHIRO! I DON'T HAVE ANY AND I NEVER WILL!" Rina bellowed being frustrated that she decided to jump out. She didn't know she was going to get stuck with Masahiro though. It was at that moment that Rina decided that they needed to get a psychic in the house. Rina pulled out her cell phone in order to call and hire one for all of them.

"Cookie!" Masahiro's eyes lit up when he saw Rina pull out her cell phone that had a chocolate chip cookie cover on it and he rammed into her. The cell phone just started to fall faster.

"GREAT! MY NEW PHONE! YOU IDIOT!"

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Princessstphanie- So, did anyone see that ending coming? Review please! Also, please remember this fic was written a long time ago so it has some errors that I just couldn't bring myself to fix because this fic was so awesome when it was first written with the original version.

Last chapter's lesson-

This chapter's lesson- Payback's a bitch.