The Unbelievably New Television Show Mermaid Melody

Chapter 3- Is He Really Gay?

Disclaimer- I do not own Mermaid Melody.

Princessstphanie- I don't think this was actually supposed to be chapter three, I had it labeled as chapter 5, but hey these beginning chapters don't really have to go in order anyway. Not until we get to the actual plot. I don't know if I mentioned it before or not, but there is really no telling how often this thing will get updated.

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"Guess what!"

"What Nagasai?" Rina laughed.

"What is so important you stopped us from laughing at Mimi?" Lucia asked.

"I'm not really gay!"

"Right, you've been gay ever since Hanon told you that she didn't feel right if she went out with you because you felt like a brother to her." Lucia reminded him.

"Oh yeah that reminds me! Hanon you're the reason Nagasai is a gay fag!" Kaito messed up her hair.

"Good going Hanon!" Rina laughed too.

"No it wasn't that. I was never gay!"

"Sure." Gaito said.

"Well answer one thing for me, would you rather kiss Gaito or Seira?" Hanon asked.

"Neither." He did a scary face.

"So you're a bi-sexual?" Masahiro asked.

"No!"

"Prove it!" Rina gave him a challenge he accepted.

"Hanon, will you go out with me?"

"Let me think about for a bit." Hanon smiled while doing a thinking pose by tilting her head and scratching her chin.

"Please!" Nagasai got down on one knee in a proposing pose.

"Sure Nagasai."

"See! Not gay!"

"Of course your not." Kaito said kind of sarcastic.

"Come here Nagasai." Hanon commanded as she then kissed him to try and help him get rid of the gayness that everyone thought he still possessed because of her. Hanon does not turn men gay.

"Wow." Was all Nagasai could say.

"You like it?" She asked.

"Let's just say I now remember how much a like the female species now." We all laughed as he still looked out of it.

"Poor Nagasai." Kaito said in-between fits of laughter.

"Yeah, at least he has me now." Hanon grinned and yet they all still continued to laugh.

"I feel like admitting something too." Gaito began.

"Like what?" Seira asked.

"I love Rina!"

"You what!" Lucia yelled.

"Sorry, but if I went out with anybody it would be Kaito or Masahiro." She tried to let him down easy but at the same time stating that she would never even consider it.

"I love Aqua Regina even though she went away!" Seira shouted as she got odd looking glances. They assumed she was only kidding so they didn't even ask about it.

"Wow." They still stared at her.

"What?"

"Who knew, we thought you might of actually been straight, not bi." Hanon laughed to cut the tenseness.

"Really!" Nagasai agreed.

"This day is just full of surprises isn't it?" Rina asked while throwing her arms up into the air.

"Sure is, but every day is full of surprises in this house." Lucia shook her head having flashbacks.

"Got that right." Gaito laughed along with the others.

"This is one screwed up house." Kaito began before he got interrupted.

"No, that's one screwed up magical window!" Mimi said coming through their magical window they have grown to hate, but at the same time love on rare occasions.

"Oh yeah, the window has more problems than anything!" Hanon agreed.

"No. You got it all wrong again, Kaito is the one with the most problems. Then Nagasai second!" Rina began a never ending argument that day and it will go on even in their sleep.

"Problems! Don't tell me about problems! Your the one that turned Masahiro down for me, then broke up with me!" Kaito looked kind of mad.

"Whatever." Rina shook her head.

"Shut up and eat cake." Lucia instructed.

Then as the times before them, and even many more times to come. They all sat down and ate some cake. The cake that solves their arguments every time. No matter who started it, cake was always there to help them out. Cake with chocolate icing that is.

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Princessstphanie- The plot will develop soon enough I suppose. Mostly because I lost or don't have access to a lot of the older chapters. The cake thing was so random when I first came up with it. I just got the idea because I was eating cake as I wrote this. So if you were wondering, that is why it is cake instead of oh say, muffins! Review please!