"Carry on my wayward son,
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cr-" Yeah, that's how far the song got before I threw the source of disruption across the room.
Don't get me wrong. I love Kansas. And I also love supernatural. But in the morning, that sudden loud rock music would send repeated jolts to my heart. So I had to rid the source.
It then occurred to me that I don't have an alarm clock anymore.
So what did I throw? -You got it. My phone.
I didn't know whether I should've been relieved or guilty towards the fact that I heard an "Ouch! What the hell?!" Coming from the bed across me. Thank goodness my phone landed safely.
What? She'll heal. My phone cost a lot of money.
"Kim...why did your phone just land on my face?!" Arabella screamed
"It was on airplane mode?" I nervously chuckled. I think it sounded more like a question.
"Hilarious" she dead panned. She threw the phone at me, hard I might add, but I caught it when it was an inch away from my face.
"How the hell?" Grace asked sitting up
I smirked "I'm just awesome"
Julie sat up squinting "what happened?"
"Kim just caught her phone like a mili-second before it hit her face, like it was the easiest thing in the world" Grace explained
"I just have awesome reflexes" I shrugged before skipping off to the bathroom. "I'm taking a shower!"
"Whatever" they mumbled more or less at the same time.
I spent about half an hour in the bathroom and tried to ignore the multiple screams of "Kim, get out of the bathroom! We have school too you know!" And a lot of banging.
I wrapped a towel around my hair and threw my 'uniform' before exiting the bathroom.
"Finally" "thank god" and "Jesus Christ" was all thrown at me as soon as I walked out. They all then rushed into the bathroom together and started brushing their teeth.
I need to be clean, not my fault.
The girls walked out around five minute later and began getting changed whilst I was drying then straightening my hair.
"You realise it's school, not a fashion show" Julie advised
I smiled "I realised. But you guys have boyfriends. I don't. So I need to dress to impress"
Arabella mumbled something under her breath about not having a boyfriend but I chose to ignore it.
I was flattening my last strand before I heard knock at the door, which Grace screamed "It's Open!" to.
The door swung open, whilst I was in the middle of putting my straightener in a draw, and revealed three boys.
The three boys to be specific.
That's right; Jerry, Brett and...Jack.
"Look it's Blondie" Yeah, you can guess who said that.
I rolled my eyes "Yeah, I don't have the energy to put up with your early morning bullshit, so if you excuse me" I sat on the edge of the bed and decided to listen to music considering I had another fifteen minutes until class begins.
I know your mad, he only lasts one round
He kissed your lips but never goes down, down
He 'aint even got enough to go deep
That's why you're needing me as soon as he leaves
Your way to sexy to not have your way
And when you want it you call my name
And she be blowing me up from my self
Cause she don't wanna be home by her self
And whatever we do I won't tell, girl
If it's cool with you, it's cool with me
I'm on my way, I'm on my way
Yeah I'm on my way girl, I'm on my way, eee
"Blondie!" I heard
Ignore him Kim, he'll go away
"Blondie!" Another hiss "Blondie! Blondie! Blondie!"
"Jesus Christ what?!" I finally snapped
"Hi" he smiled almost innocently
"Seriously?" I deadpanned "I'm trying to listen to music"
He came closer to me and sat next to me at the edge of my bed
"I don't recall giving you permission to sit beside me" I explained
He scoffed "I don't recall having to ask your permission to do things, I'm not your bitch" he sarcastically smiled
"Yes, but you're a bitch" I attacked
"That hurt right here" he pointed at his heart
I rolled my eyes "bite me"
He smirked "just tell me where sunshine"
I cringed "you're disgusting"
"I didn't claim otherwise" he shrugged
"Screw being fifteen minutes early, I'm leaving for AP English now"
I exited the bedroom and felt a presence behind me. I chose to ignore it, probably being an annoying Jack, trying to piss me off.
He continued following me all the way to the front of my classroom.
"Any reason to why you're following me?" I finally asked
"Any reason to why you think the world revolves around you?" He mimicked "reality check princess, you're not the only person in this class"
I furrowed my eyebrows "I thought guys and girls had separate classes"
"Not AP classes smartass" he countered
"Well you could've just told me that you're in the same class as me. Instead of walking behind me and making me re-think the decision I made long ago, that despite the fact that you're eerily annoying, you're not harmful" I ranted
"Cool story princess, now can I get to class. You're sorta standing in the doorway" he mocked
I scoffed "Knock yourself out" as I stepped to the side. I also added a "literally" because that's what I wanted him to do to himself at the moment.
I went inside and took a random seat towards the back and was joined by -you guessed it: Brewer.
I was getting tired of this "What Brewer?"
"Hello to you too...Crawford" he smirked
"We already said hi" I reminded
"No we didn't, I said hi. You didn't reply" he retaliated
"What do you want?" I questioned.
"Can't a guy sit next to you and not have ulterior motives?" He feigned hurt
"Nope. What do you want?" I questioned
He shrugged "Well, it's the first day of school, and what better way to keep my reputation than to sit next to the new hot girl in our school"
"Hot?" I scoffed "please. I ain't buying it"
"Why in denial princess? Can't take a compliment?"
"Not from you I can't. You know why? Because you don't give out compliments without an ulterior motive"
He placed his hands up in defence before saying "alright you caught me, I was carrying a milkshake in my bag from the diner to pour on your head"
I raised one eyebrow and turned to him "seriously?"
He scrunched up his face as if saying 'Are you stupid?' "No of course not dumbass."
"Leave me alone, I'm blonde" I mumbled. I know I hate blonde stereotypes but it's okay when I say it, especially when I'm using it in defence.
"Hypocrite" he accused
"Retard"
"Doofus"
"Self absorbed"
"Irritating"
"Narcissistic"
"Annoying"
"Irritating and annoying are synonyms you fucktard" I attacked
"Remind me again why I sat next to you" he groaned
"Hmm, it would be easier for me to remind you if you actually told me why!" Was my sarcastically witty response.
"You know what? I'm moving" he snapped
"Oh sweet baby Jesus" I mocked
"Mr Brewer sit down please" oh great the teacher had to walk in now.
He grumbled something under his breath and I muttered "great another hour with you" under mine.
"It's a double period princess" he ridiculed.
"Great. Damn you England" I internally screamed
"How was English?" Arabella asked whilst I sat in the lunch hall eating my cheese sandwich.
I sighed "If there is a more dramatic word that torturous. Then please; enlighten me"
English was terrible. It was so hot inside and I was dying, and Jack's consistent annoyance didn't help.
"That bad huh?" Grace questioned
"It was horrible" I whined slamming my head on the table.
"It's so damn hot!" Julie whined
I joined her whining "I know"
"I think I'm gonna go outside...um...it's colder there?" She lied.
"If this is your way of trying to join Milton..." Grace began
"Just go" Arabella sighed
"Thanks love you girls. Bye!" And she was off
"Back to you and Jack then" Grace turned
I chuckled "he wouldn't leave me alone. For gods sake, what does a girl have to do to have a normal English lesson in this school?" I groaned
"Come on princess, I wasn't that bad was I? I think that's an overreaction" I heard a familiar voice behind me.
"Just like the Jewish were overreacting during World War Two" I sarcastically mumbled.
He looked shocked for a moment, but then turned into his arrogant self by smirking "exactly" and then he sat next to me.
I scoffed "you're an ass"
Jerry and Brett had then joined us with their trays in their hands. As you probably guessed, Jerry sat next to Grace and Brett, surprisingly enough, sat really close to Arabella.
If he likes her; I'm rooting for them.
Jerry and Grace didn't take much notice to us, considering Jerry wasn't at the table long enough to greet any of us before sucking faces with my roommate.
Somebody get that boy a sandwich
"I don't think a sandwich will help" Jack muttered beside me, his facial expression almost identical to mine, facing the two obliviously love struck teenagers.
I must've said that out loud.
I think Brett had enough of their disgusting PDA because he ended up breaking them apart by yelling "get a fucking room"
Jerry only smirked to his best friend's vulgar demands "I would, but no girls in the dorm after lights out"
Almost as a reflex, I grabbed the closest thing to my left hand and aimed it at Jerry's head.
The object that I had thrown, quite skilfully might I add, was a ketchup sachet. And no it didn't explode when it hit his face, although I would've have loved to see that predicament.
I scrunched my nose a little "Stop being gross"
"Yeah, you're scarring Blondie of over here" Jack muttered
"Hey guys. Question of the day, how many litres of water would I have to dump on Jack's brainless skull to get him to stay away from me?" I sarcastically inquired
Jack turned to me and raised an eyebrow whilst the rest of the guys said "two" in unison.
"It's a shame that I don't have a two litre bottle of water" I sighed to a smirking Jack
"I knew you weren't gonna do it princess" he smugly answered
I grabbed my 500ml water bottle and poured it all over his 'perfect' hair. "I guess this will have to do"
The guys stared in shock at my actions.
"She must really like dumping things on Jack" Bella muttered
"And now she has a death wish" Brody joined
I smirked for a mili-second before realising that Jack would probably find some way of getting back at me. I looked around to see half the cafeteria staring at me almost as shocked as the guys; if not more.
Before I could even think to intake the glaring faces from random girls, who most likely had a massive crush on Brewer, I felt freezing liquid dripping down my hair then shirt.
Jack looked smug "Is this going to be a daily routine between us two princess?"
"You idiot these shirts get see-through!" I smacked his arm, as hard as I could
He rolled his stupid dough eyes "should've thought of that before you attacked me with water"
"By the way, I really like blue" he added.
I was confused for a few seconds before I realised that he was referring to my baby blue bra.
I muttered "perv" before using my blazer to cover my chest, but not putting it on because it's too hot for that.
The guys were just staring at us and whilst the boys were laughing at Jack's colour remark the girls gave me sympathetic faces.
"Can I borrow a hair-tie?" I asked Bella before she passed me blue hair-tie. I think Jack was going to make a stupid remark about it matching my bra but I elbowed his rib cage before he could say anything.
"Ouch what was that for?!" He yelped
"Don't act like you weren't gonna say anything" I accused
"I was just going to ask if blue was your favourite colour, I mean; blue hair band blue br-OUCH!" This time I kicked him. I brought up my half empty water bottle and took a sip of water
"Aw I think you two would make a good couple" Jerry cooed
That was when I nearly spat out my drink and began coughing wildly.
I had to have Bella pat my back repeatedly to stop me from choking. "Excuse me?"
"I do! Come on there's not one person in our school that hasn't fallen or is falling for Jack" Jerry explained
"So did he turn you down or..." I began
"Let me correct myself, any girl" He changed
"Makes sense" I muttered "but I'm not one of those stupidly hopeless girls who think that Jack is so amazing. Excuse me jerk face"
I got up and pushed past Jack to go to the bathroom and try and fix my hair.
But I felt a hand grab my elbow and spin me around before I could get, even three feet away from the table.
"Scared to face the truth princess?" I heard a mocking voice.
"Please, I've known you for two days, you wish" I replied
"Then where are you going?" He questioned "looks like you're trying to escape the situation"
"Well, unless you want me walking around all day wearing a see-through shirt, I got up to try and dry it" I answered
"I wouldn't min-" he began before I cut him off
"Continue that sentence and I will stab your eye"
"With a butter-knife!" Jack and I turned our heads to a smiling Grace.
"What?" I questioned
I heard her mutter something along the lines of 'mundane' but I chose to ignore it for my own good.
"Now can you please let go of me? Or do you plan to stay in this position for the rest of eternity?" I ridiculed
"I wouldn't mind, I think I have the perfect view" he smirked
I ripped my arm out of his grip and turned away, my converses squeaking at every single step.
On the way to the girls toilets I was stopped by that girl...Donna, oh and her minions.
"Where do you think you're going?" She demanded
"The girls toilets are right behind you, I'm heading towards it...where do you think I was going? Narnia?" I ridiculed
"Stay away from Brewer. I know you like him and all, but he's mine" She snapped
"Okay. Two things. One; you must be stupid to think I like Jack. You haven't realised that we actually just poured water on each other less than two minutes before your bitchy ass came into my viewing displeasure, and you honestly think I have a thing for him?" I used my fingers to count, to add effect. "And Two. I don't recall Jack having a girlfriend. So by calling him 'yours' you're either delusional or just plain sad"
That awesome moment when you say a comeback without hesitating or stuttering.
"You're so...ugh. Your such a slut. An American whore" she countered
"And you're a British bitch. Your point is?" I smirked
It took her a moment to recover, but when she did a smug look overtook her already overly-made-up face as she held up her hands almost in defence. "Look, I know you're desperate and all, but you don't need to walk around in a see through shirt. That's all I'm saying"
I innocently blinked one or twice widening my eyes, whilst giving her a patronising look "except, Jack was the reason this shirt is see-through. You see, we have this friendly-hate dynamic. I'm guessing us pouring water on each other is more than you've ever gotten with him. And um...how long have I been here?"
Slay Kim.
I whipped my hair a little letting the blonde strands flick the queen bitch a tiny bit before I strut in my converses into the toilets.
I'm a bitch and karma's out to get me.