When we got home, wide awake was an understatement. We were happy jumpy and screaming, maybe the tiniest bit of spiked punch helped. When we finally managed to sneak back into the building, without getting caught I'm surprised to say, we all ran into the the guys room.
Let me tell you this, I am so glad it's Saturday tomorrow.
"This room is so blue" I mumbled before stepping in
"We'll your room is so pink" Jack retaliated
"Actually it's a peachy salmon colour" Grace replied. The guys gave each other blank stares before ignoring us completely.
Bella and Brett walked in after all of us, taking their time for God knows why. She was wearing Brett's blazer because he was a nice person and she walked in giggling a little at something that Brett said. It couldn't have been that funny, I've met the guy.
"I'm not tired" Jerry declared falling on to the bed which Grace was already lying down on. He fell on top of her causing her to yelp and slap him on his stomach repeatedly.
"Neither am I" Julie replied
"Same here!" Arabella answered.
"I don't think any of us are" Milton explained
"We should play a game!" Grace exclaimed
"No" Jack answered immediately
"Jesus Christ Jack, do you have to ruin all things fun?" Grace asked
"Hey! I don't ruin fun things! I was the one who came up with the entire prom thing" He replied defensively
"Yeah, but it was delayed because of you" Milton accused
Jack shrugged "the prank was also fun"
"Come on, I'm in the mood for truth or dare" Brett answered.
"No"
"Come on dude" Jerry groaned
Jack let out a breath "Fine"
"Yay" Grace squealed "okay, sit in a circle I can't be bothered to find a bottle, so just pick someone to truth or dare. No passing or your out. Because you guys can be boring as hell"
"Thanks Grace" I muttered sarcastically "we love you too"
We all sat in a circle on the ground, Jerry and Grace sitting next to each other (go figure), Milton and Julie (big surprise) sitting beside them, with Me and Jack next, Brett and Bella being last.
"Kim, truth or dare?" Grace began.
I wanted to say dare, but I also wanted to start off a bit less hectic, so I answered with "truth"
I heard Jack cough, sounding like something very close to "boring". Him being less than 20cm away from me, gave me the perfect opportunity to elbow his rib. But that didn't go well for me, after I ended up rubbing it moaning about how it hurt me more than him.
"Your chest isn't a fucking brick wall, why does it feel like one?" I groaned
"I work out" he smirked
"Can I ask her a question Jack, or are you going to let the sexual tension attack us?" Grace added
"We don't have tension" Jack answered
"And even if we did, it wouldn't be sexual" I answered defensively.
"Sure it wouldn't" Jerry replied sarcastically
"Who was you last crush" Grace finally questioned.
I didn't hesitate at all before saying "Brody Carlson. Quarterback, captain of the football team, jock, super sweet. Super smart" I listed with a slight smile printed on my face.
"We're going to pretend as if we understood those American terms" Julie laughed
"Don't you watch Glee?" Arabella questioned
"Nobody watches Glee" Milton answered
"I do!" Grace
"Of course you do" Brett exhaled
"Jack Truth or Dare!" I exclaimed
"Truth"
"And you called me boring"
"You are boring"
"No I'm not. You're boring"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"You both are boring! For gods sake Kim, just give him your truth" Jerry answered
"Give your honest opinions about everyone in the room. At least one good and one bad" I finally said
"Okay I'll start with the guys. Milton, your extremely nerdy, but you're cool. Brett, your not funny. At all. But your a good guy. Jerry you're my best friend. But you need a brain transplant, or a miracle" he said
"Rude" Jerry muttered under his breath causing all of us to chuckle
"The girls now. Bella, your very pretty, but you could do better than Brett. No offence man. Grace, I'm so glad that your dating Jerry, he needs a normal person in his life, but your the one wearing the pants in this relationship" he let out a sharp exhale of breath before pausing.
"One person you left out" Milton pitched in.
Wow, really? I never noticed.
Thank the infernal devices that everyone ignored Milton and waited for Jack's take of me. "Kim. You're annoying as hell. Your irritating"
"They're-" I began
"Synonyms I know. You're a smartass, which is really irritating because I can't even tease you for being a nerd. Buy some glasses will you? At least I'll have one thing to hold over you."
"You do realise it's one flaw and one compliment" I pitched in
"You're hot" he shrugged "Grace Truth Or Dare?"
"Dare!" She screeched
"I dare you to freeze your bra overnight and walk around tomorrow morning squealing about how you don't understand how that happened" he smirked slightly
"I didn't even bring a bra, apart from the one I'm wearing" she answered
"Please" Julie began "we all know 70% of Jerry's closet is full of your clothes. You must have one bra in it"
"Fine" she groaned before heading towards Jerry's closet. Julie wasn't overreacting when she said most of Jerry's closet is Grace's belongings.
"You owe me" She gave Jack an evil look before heading to the mini freezer in the dorm. She stuffed the bra in there and glared at him.
"No passing, remember?" He mocked.
"Arabella, truth or dare?" Grace asked turning her head to the brunette wearing Brett's blazer.
"Dare" She answered confidently
"I dare you to do 100 push-ups" she answered
"Grace! You know I'm so unfit" she groaned. She lowered herself into the girl-style push ups that coach makes the weaker girls do in gym. She attempted on doing the push-up but fell flat on her face.
"You couldn't do it even after being on your hands and knees?" Julie laughed amused.
"This dress is tight" she muttered
"I could do it" Jack and I said at almost the same time.
"Go on then" I challenged him
"Why don't you do it?" He questioned back.
"Both of you do it" Milton cleared
"Fine" we huffed simultaneously.
I lowered myself into the right position, not the ones that weak people do and I spread my arms shoulder width apart, but my heels were hurting my ankles. Sitting up I removed my shoes.
"Giving up?" Jack mocked
"Do you wanna do push ups in heels?" I teased
"Whatever" he mumbled in defeat before lowering himself into the push up position. I did the same, as Milton said go.
We're being put against each other?
I began pushing myself up and down as fast as I could trying to keep count. Wow I haven't done push ups since my last karate lesson. But that doesn't mean I was unfit. I tried keeping up with Jack but he finished a whole 8 seconds before me. Which may not sound a lot, but it sure as hell felt like a lot.
As I sat back up, barely panting, I defended myself before Jack could have the chance to mock me. "Your a guy!"
Seriously Kim? 'Your a guy?' Couldn't have though of anything better?
"No, I'm not teasing you. For a girl, you did pretty well" he complimented me.
I mimicked his smirk from earlier "I work out"
"Okay, no need to get cocky. You still lost" he laughed
"Oh sorry" I began "I forgot, being cocky is your thing isn't it?"
"Exactly" he admitted proudly
"Stop being a douche" I laughed
"Stop giving me opportunities" he joined
From across the circle I heard someone clear their throat. Right. Not alone, noted.
"Milton, truth or dare?" Bella challenged
"Truth"
"If you had 24 hours to live" she thought aloud "what would you do?"
"I don't know. This question seems illogical, because I don't have 24 hours to live, so there isn't really something I would want to do. I mean the moment of realising that you have only 24 hours of living gives you an adrenalin rush, making you want to do some-" Julie cut him off before he could continue.
"Milton, honey. Just ask someone the question"
"Brett, truth or dare?" He began
"Dare"
"I dare you to" Milton thought "talk like Mickey Mouse"
"Excuse me?" Brett choked. I began laughing a little, and soon everyone joined me.
"Just do it" Milton said
"Your dares are lame"
"Do it!" Grace exploded, giggling loudly, pulling out her phone
"Shut up Grace" Bella hissed "we're gonna get caught"
"Fine" he exhaled "He-ey everybody, it's me Mickey Mouse. Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse? Well aallrighttt let's go. Oh, I almost forgot. To make the clubhouse appear we get to say, the magic words. Miska-Muska Mickey Mouse!" At that we all erupted into loud laugher. Not only was his Mickey Mouse voice terrible, his deep voice made Mickey sound like a pedophillic creature.
"How the hell did you memorise that?" Grace said in between hiccups of laughter, the phone shaking in her palm
"I'm so glad I got to witness that first hand" Julie grinned
"You looked terrible" Arabella agreed
Jack shook his head disapprovingly "Dude? Seriously. Mickey Mouse?"
"Yeah!" Jerry agreed "watch boss-ass show's like Dora The Explorer. Esa perra sabe todo"
"Kim, truth or dare?" Brett questioned
"Dare" was my automated response.
"Call someone on your contact number, none of us, and tell them that you're pregnant with Jack's baby"
"What?!" I choked at the same time Jack did
"Payback is a bitch"
I ignored his comment and searched for anyone, apart from my mom obviously, to call. I scrolled passed Brody, and I seriously contemplated calling him. But I then decided that Kelsey would get him back. At the thought of Kelsey I called her straight away. Her reaction would be funniest anyway.
She picked up with a groggy daze, probably sleepy as hell...oh well.
"What Kim?" She snapped.
Using my 'amazing' acting skills (by acting I mean lying) I began fake crying, trying to make it sound as real as possible. I looked around, a smirk spread across my face staring at the guys who's eyes were fixed into large circles.
"Kim?" She asked suddenly worried. I looked around to see the amused faces of guys. Jack mouthed to me 'loudspeaker' so I did exactly that.
"I'm scared" I croaked, trying so hard not to giggle
"What's wrong?" She questioned sympathetically
"I think" I began "I think I'm pregnant"
"What?!" She screamed through the phone, so loud the entire corridor would have heard "don't they have protection in England?"
"I-I don't know, I was drunk a-and caught up-" I hiccuped "I'm scared"
I looked around to Brett who mouthed 'you are evil' to me. I smirked in response
"Wait, you-you do know who-" she stuttered
"Knocked me up?" I finished for her, laughing spitefully. Someone hand me an oscar.
"Yeah that"
"Jack" I muttered angrily. Seriously?! Jack out of all people?
"The douche you were complaining about?"
"Y-yeah" I whined, glaring at Jack who only rolled his eyes
"Listen very carefully to me Kim" she instructed "I want you to hang up the phone. And slap the idiot who dared you to wake me up this early across the head"
"Seriously?!" I groaned
"Come on Kim, we both know that you're not that retarded. You haven't even-" I cut her off before she could continue embarrassing me
"Bye Kelse"
"Bye"
"You haven't even what?" Jack asked with one eyebrow raised
"Nothing. Julie truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"How much of pi have you memorised?" I questioned out of boredom
"17 digits. Milton's memorised 23" she answered proudly
"Okay, moving on" Arabella interjected
"Jack truth or dare?" Julie asked
"Dare"
"Imitate one player in this group"
"Oh my god. I'm so amazing like totally American" he paused and grinned at me, which I glared back to. He flipped his 'hair' and carried on "I'm totally badass, like I act so tough and everything 'cause I can do push ups but in reality" he continued in a very pitchy squeaky voice. He stared at me almost in search for approval because what he is going to say is going to insult me on so many levels. I didn't stop him. "I'm so in love wi-" he was stopped with a pillow flying towards him.
"She said imitate someone. Not act as yourself" I grinned
"Ha-ha, very funny" he mocked
"Seriously. Take away the squeaky voice and that's your life story at hand" I smirked
"Whatever. Are you going to ask the question or not?"
"Arabella...have you been up yet? Anyway, truth or dare?"
"Dare" she replied
"Prank call...Grace's sister" I smiled
"Okay" she smiled, whipping out her phone. She pressed a few buttons and put it on loudspeaker, where the dial tone could be heard.
Poppy picked it up with a "hello" and a sleepy voice. Right. It's 4am, noted.
"You ordered pizza. Why you no pay?! Wakey wakey. You pay money!" She demanded in a gruff terrible mix of Indian and Italian accent.
"Do I know you?" She asked, slightly afraid.
"You not know me?! Everybody know me. How dare you call me at this night?! Goodnight misses Cookie Monster" she ended. We all erupted into fits of laughter.
"You're so evil" I commented in between my laughter
"Jerry truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Do you have an irrational fear?"
"No" he answered, his voice ascending 3 octaves
"Really Jerry?" Jack began "would you like me to tell them?"
"Fine, I'm scared of frostythesnowman" he mumbled
"I'm sorry what?" I gasped in between laughs
"Frost the snowman" he cleared up. The entire group burst into fits of laughter, I began to feel my throat tighten up, as if I was choking.
"W-why?" I laughed
"Because he's a fricken pedophile"
"Moving on" I declared
"Kim, truth or dare?" Brett Asked evilly
Answering hesitantly I said "Dare"
"I dare you to" he paused to think "Give Jack your phone, so he can text anybody he wants"
"What? No!" I screeched "I don't trust this fool"
"That's offensive" Jack answered
"Just take it and get it over with" he answered handing him my phone
"Oh, Brody sounds like an interesting name" he said "where have I heard it before?"
"Jack..." I warned cautiously
"Dear Brody, I have come to London, and fallen in love. I hope you don't mind. Xoxo Kim" he read aloud whilst typing
"I don't do x's" I attacked
"right, too girly. Okay I'll erase that" he answered "and send"
"I hate you" I mumbled
"And why is that?"
"If I begin, I'll take the entire day explaining" I said.
"Jack, truth or dare?" I smirked
"Truth" he replied
"Favourite pickup line?"
"If you're feeling down, I can feel you up" he smirked
I gagged "disgusting"
"You love it"
After that, the guys continued containing about Jack and I's 'sexual tension' and continued daring each other, some were hilarious and some were just weird. Did toy know Jerry is deathly afraid of saltines? Around 5am someone came bursting through the door causing us to all scream. Jerry's scream pierced my ear.
"It's 4:57 in the morning what the hell are you children doing up in party dresses sitting in a circle on the floor?! Not to mention that there are four girls in a guys dorm!" She yelled. More students appeared behind her in their pyjamas.
"All four of you girls up, back into your dorms. I will see you in my office at 8am sharp" She shouted
Grace groaned "that's so early!"
"It would've been easier if you went to sleep at 10 as you should have!" The teacher yelled
We all got up looking at each other, the guys were giving us apologetic looks and we all walked out.
"You too boys, 8am sharp!" The teacher demanded
We were escorted to our dorm in silence before being left alone.
"We're in so much shit aren't we?" I clarified
"Yep" Grace agreed
"Great" was all I had to say