Chapter 11: Gay Bomb
Squell picked his god and he picked his god good. He prayed harder than he had ever prayed before. But it was no use
"Any last words, Granado boy?"
"..."
And faster than a speeding bullet, a god had descended. He wasn't your average guy, no, not In the least, but he had something no other man had...
"I am a gay bodyguard. I have a gay bomb that will kill anybody who isn't gay. I will kill you using my gay wave" s
"Gay...Bodyguard..."
Gay bodyguard looked back at squell and smiled. He activated the gay bomb, killing Seinfeld and Ghostbusters