Chapter 13 Where Angels Fear to Tread
Gay bodyguard had done it. He had beaten the ghostbusters and Seinfeld. Squell gave out a sigh of relief
"Not so fast, gay boy"
"But I'm not ga-" Squell stood up and realized there was a penis in his butt. He had become gay. Gay bodyguard had transferred all of his gayness to squell, to prevent him from becoming kill from the bomb.
"But... gay bodyguard... that means
You're gonna die"
"It doesn't matter if I'm dead or not, Squell. I'm still pretty gay" said gay bodyguard as he evaporated into nothing.