Crane: Miss Mills, when you have finished work for the evening would you care to have DIRTY SWEATY SEX with me?
Crane: *dinner
Crane: Miss Mills! I have no idea how those words entered into my last text message! I hold you in the highest regard and would never suggest something so wholly improper! I only wished to CUM ON YOUR SWEET TITS for you.
Crane: *cook
Crane: What is happening?! I am so very SORRY I HAVE NOT MADE YOU WRITHE IN ECSTACY SOONER!
Crane: *sorry
Crane: *cabin
Crane: *food
Crane: *tonight
Crane: *very *sorry
Abbie: Let me guess... My sister suggested you invite me over for dinner?
Crane: *yes
Abbie: Then she asked to borrow your phone for some contrived reason?
Crane: *yes
Abbie: So what have we learned here today?
Crane: *do *not *trust JENNY IS THE QUEEN OF ALL PRANKS!
Crane: *Jenny!
Abbie: Good Job. I'll fix your phone when I get HOME AND SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF YOUR BODY THROUGH YOUR COCK!
Crane: *Abbie?
Abbie: *home.
Abbie: Just stop texting, Crane.