Crane: Miss Mills, do you wish to talk about it?
Abbie: No I do not. I just want to go home, take a shower and forget it ever happened.
Crane: Very well then. I will leave you in peace. Good Evening.
Abbie: You had ONE JOB, Crane!
Crane: So you ARE upset.
Abbie: Of course I'm upset! We had a plan. You agreed to the plan, then you did not follow the plan.
Crane: I do not understand what I did that was so wrong!
Abbie: You were supposed to come out of the hall closet dressed as a clown - the only thing Jenny is afraid of - so that I could tape her reaction.
Abbie: Instead... I got a grown man dressed as half a horse.
Crane: I was a centaur!
Abbie: Centaurs have four hooves and two human hands. You were short two hooves. You were literally dressed as as a horses' ass.
Crane: I did not like the clown's costume, so I improvised. I thought the goal was to surprise her.
Abbie: The goal was to scare her. Not whimsy her to death.
Abbie: Not to mention, now we have the other thing to deal with.
Crane: Meaning?
Abbie: Meaning, Jenny Mills now has a video of a man in a horse costume gyrating under her cop sister.
Crane: I was not expecting her to react so quickly and push you on top of me! Your sister moves surprisingly fast!
Abbie: Her cop sister is grunting on top of said horse-man and yelling "Get me off! Get me off!"
Crane: She would not possibly show that video to anyone.
Abbie: Have you met Jenny? She'll have that edited and set to music by the end of the night. She'll show it to the State Police to get out of her next speeding ticket. Hell, she'd show it to a cashier to get a free Frosty at Wendy's.
Crane: Abbie - you have my sincerest apologies.
Abbie: Uh-huh. You owe me big time.
Crane: Indeed.
Abbie: Where did you even find a horse costume that was anatomically correct?!
Crane: Abbie, that wasn't...
Crane: Walmart.