Arachnid Archer

by anonymous skrub

Whenever there was a big crime syndicate, the NYPD conveniently never knew about. Now, Daniel McKenna, a 14 year old teenager, has taken it upon himself to protect his city. Assuming the identity of the Arachnid Archer, he embodies the skills of both Spider-Man and S.H.I.E.L.D. agent and archery master, Hawkeye. Now he patrols the streets of New York, punishing all evil-doers.

2. Overkill Much?

SHIELD Tri-Carrier

Briefing Room

Young Avengers Program Team Emergency Meeting

"... and it appears to be done by Spider-Man, or one of his friends, like the Scarlet Spider, Silk, or Spider-Woman. This just reinforces that Spider-Man is a menace, but this has gone too far.." Nick Fury turned off the Daily Bugle's news channel, and slamming his hands on to the table, screamed, "What the fuck was that!?"

The team internally flinched at his tone. "Fury, I can guarantee you it wasn't me or Cindy, Scarlet is still in Houston- he called this morning- and Jessica is on one of your SHIELD ops somewhere, isn't she?" Spidey asked, covering who he thought he knew shared the Spider-Man like powers. Fury retorted, "What about Ben Rilley?" Peter winced visibly. Bringing up the now deceased clone was a touchy subject. "Fury, Ben's been dead a long time now..."

Fury sighed, and stood up straight. "Could it have been one of your other 'friends' from another dimension?" He inquired. Iron Man entered at that time, and answered, "Not that we know of. No interdimensional rifts opened up, as far as we can tell. Besides, there was a name: Arachnid Archer. Not that pyscho assassin Spidey."

Everyone internally shivered at that. Assassin Spider-Man was a hella creepy dude to be around. He even freaked out Deadpool and Wolverine a few times; hell, he scared Fury ONCE!

"Director Fury, we'll look into it. Until then, we'll continue working on it," White Tiger replied, keeping a cool facade about her. "Yeah, what the Kitty said," Sam lazily waved off... Only to be met with a kick under the table to balls. He put his head down and groaned. Even Fury winced at that. Armored foot+tender, unprotected crotch=Owie.

"Alright, team, dismissed. Report due on Saturday at 1200. Get outta here," Fury huffed, waving his hand. Sam grabbed Danny, who grabbed Luke, and they flew out. Peter hoisted (an unseen yet madly blushing) Ava onto his back, and freefell off the carrier towads the city, cheering even as the signature thwip! sounded.

Fury sighed overdramatically, amusing Tony. "Kids," he muttered, elicting a grin from the billionare playboy superhero. He glared at Stark, killing his smile, before he found a sudden interest out in the hallway