The Hunt for Jirachi Part Two:Something Relevant Actually Happens
Hey,the 6 people who actually bothered to read this, I'm continuing down into the awkward tense asshole that was part one.I still haven't been able to get the rights to Pokemon.I know it's at short little bursts that get changed every fucking minute,but at least you get awesomeness daily until this story is finished.
Chapter 2
"I... don't know what you're talking about.."I said while petting Edelweiss to distract myself from 's head almost had rubbed off skin which I noticed when she tried to bite me."So you don't know what I'm talking about,guess you won't mind this..."Birch said as he got a megaphone out of his fanny sack."DID YOU KNOW THIS CHICK IS REALLY A..."I punched him in his old man stomach."What was that for!? Because I'm not honest with you, you blab the only thing allowing me to have a semi normal life? Have you gone off the deep end? Is nothing sacred?!"
"Well, what did you say can help me?"I could barely remember."I don't now if you're the right person for the job.I would take you all the way to Hoenn, if you really are determined enough. Go ask your parents."He slowly watched me like a creep as I walked away.
"May, can I go to Hoenn for..umm.. something important that will really happen?"May,my mom, once mom was a adventurer too, but I was told she took an arrow to the knee or something like once thought she was interested in a man,Brandon or something,but didn't really love him. That's when she became the champion,settled down,and one day took me in when she found me on her first family threw me out at 3 years of age because I was "too girly".I ran,crying,muddy,and angered in the rain and knocked on her door.
"Well you did say my real name, so I assume it's very important. Who are you going with?"she always asked too many questions."Some old guy named Birch."Remember how you lost your virginity...Wait a sec,did you say Birch"she said a nostalgically.
"Yes,Birch,the creepy old guy who looks like Solid know him?"I was disturbed by the fact that she might of know that old creep. He did look like Foxhound though. If you were to put him in a cardboard box,he would be kicking metal terrorist ass."Let Irene go with you. She's been itching to go to Hoenn."Mom said in a mother like tone.
Irene is my bestie. Although it could be something more, it's my other mom,Olivia came 's a muteling,so she just waved and kissed my forehead."All right, you can go,but have fun!"she said as I exited the door.
Chapter End