Chapter 14:
A Puppet Made for Sasuke
After we found out Tobi was also Obito, Kakashi had well…passed out. I would too if I had seen a childhood friend and just found out he had survived getting half his body crushed by a giant boulder.
Tobi/Obito put the mask back on when we heard footsteps in the hallway. Deidara entered the room and stared at Kakashi. Before he could ask, Tobi was already asking random questions in a hyperactive manner. "What are you doing Deidara? How was the meeting? Why are you staring at me like I'm on drugs?"
Deidara put his hands on Tobi's shoulders (who I was starting to think was bipolar). Tobi stood there silently for a moment and then started screaming. "DEIDARAAAAA! YOUR HANDS ARE EATING MEEEE!"
Deidara smirked and let go. "That's what you get for annoying me un," Deidara said, brushing himself off.
I looked at Tobi. My mouth dropped when I saw that the clothing that used to cover his shoulders was torn. There were even teeth marks! How Tobi dealed with this every day I'll never know…then again, Deidara had to deal with who was probably the hyperest person on the face of the Earth.
Deidara went over to Kakashi's cage. It looked like someone had shot him with a stun gun. "I won't ask un."
Zetsu then came into the room, and once again Tobi was all in his face. "ZETSUUUU-SAAANNN! LOOK WHAT DEIDARA DID TO ME!!!"
Zetsu looked at looked at Tobi, then at Kakashi, then back at Tobi again, and left the room. Tobi stood where he was for a moment and said, "Guess he forgot something."
I banged my against the cage bars.
"I'm leaving now un," Deidara randomly announced, "The Leader had sent me to make sure you weren't screwing around like you usually do, but it looks like he'll get a good report, un," and he left.
"If he had been here 10 seconds ago, he would have told the Leader everyone was going insane!" I mumbled. I was starting to feel rather tired, so I did the obvious thing and fell asleep.
After a good 2 hour nap…
I woke up a little hazy and rubbed my eyes. I looked over to the side and screamed because, well, Tobi was RIGHT THERE!
"Tobi… why are you in the cage?!"
"Because."
"Because why?" I was losing my patience.
"Because the girl who keeps suffocating poor Kankuro told me to."
I raised an eyebrow. Reiya had a plan? Why of all times, did I have to take a nap while she came up with a plan? I sighed. "Do you know why she told you to come in here?"
Tobi shook his head and I sighed once more. We sat there staring at each other for a few awkward moments when we heard someone shout in the hallway. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GONE?!"
"Only two of them are gone, un! When I came to check the second time, Tobi was locked in one of the cages and two of them were missing un!"
Orochimaru and Deidara came into the room. "HELLO Deidara!" Tobi squealed waving at them. Deidara shook his head at Tobi as if he were telling him that now was not the time, but Tobi didn't listen. He just kept on waving until I put his arm down.
"Have you told your Leader about this?" Orochimaru questioned.
"Well I can't because I'm in a cage un!" Deidara yelled.
"What the-?" Orochimaru looked at Tobi who was still in the cage. We was waving the keys around laughing. "Get him out!" Orochimaru demanded.
"No can do!" Tobi squeaked, and put the keys in his pocket.
Orochimaru just about lost his patience then and was probably going to kill Tobi right then, except he was interrupted.
"If you kill anyone, then the deal will be broken…you know that," Sasuke reminded him.
Sasuke walked over to Orochimaru. "I need to review the plan with you right now."
"Here?"
"Yes here. I also have some questions of why I have been able to participate in the meetings between you and the Akatsuki."
My mind sparked. This was Reiya's plan! I looked at Tobi, but then noticed he had managed to switch Deidara into this cage. "Look up," he whispered to me happily.
I looked up, and so did Deidara, but Tobi pulled his ponytail. (at least I think it's called a ponytail) "You can't look!" Tobi scolded childishly. Deidara rubbed his head and didn't look up after that.
Anywho, when I had looked up, Reiya and Kankuro were on the ceiling above Orochimaru. Kankuro was controlling a puppet that looked like Sasuke. It was the security guard thing all over again.
"So tell me," the fake Sasuke began, "Why have I been left out of these meetings?"
Right when Orochimaru was about to speak, Sasuke walked in. The real Sasuke.