Chapter 17:

What Happened on the Plane

We hadn't been on that plane for ten minuets and things were already out of control. Reiya had already begun her torture on Sasori and…words can't explain it.

Deidara got up and started to walk toward the curtain behind all of us (don't ask were it went to because I don't know). He disappeared behind it and then… "AAAAHHHH UN!" we heard him scream. When he came back, a girl was hugging the EXACT way Reiya hugs Sasori and Kankuro. "I thought you got rid of her un!" Deidara yelled at Sasori.

"I thought I did!" He yelled back, ignoring Reiya. "How'd she get here?!" Sasori asked.

"ASK HER UN!" Deidara yelled angrily trying to pry her fingers off himself.

No matter how hard Deidara tried, he couldn't get the girl off. It was like another Reiya! She had blonde hair up in a ponytail. She looked familiar too, but I just couldn't figure out who she was.

"Well?" Sasori pushed.

The girl giggled and hugged Deidara tighter. "Can't…breath…un!" Deidara struggled to say.

The girl gasped at what she had one and let go. Sasori was getting impatient with her now. "Wellll?"

She giggled once more. "Tobi agreed to help me if I gave him candy."

"HE WHAT!?!?!" Deidara yelled. Tobi was half way down the hallway when Deidara started running to him. "YOU'RE DEAD UN!"

They ran behind the curtain and were gone. I was surprised the girl hadn't followed them. Instead, she sat down were Deidara had been sitting…okay that makes sense.

She was bugging me because I couldn't think of her name! She was so familiar but I just couldn't get the name! I ran through all my friends' names, but when I got to her, I was stuck again.

"It's Alex," I heard someone say.

I froze and turned around. It was the girl that was nearly suffocating Deidara. I pointed my finger at her. "I knew your name already," I lied.

"Whatever you say," Alex said with a smirk on her face.

Deidara came back, dragging Tobi behind him. "She promised me Skittles!" Tobi yelled, trying to convince Deidara to let go of him. Deidara let go of him only to yank him up by the collar and pull him up to his height. "I don't care un! You don't promise a FANGIRL to assassinate someone for candy un!" Deidara shouted in Tobi's face.

There was silence for a few seconds and Tobi started to whimper a little. My jaw dropped. "Shame on you Deidara!" I yelled at him.

He looked at me. "What un?"

"I think you know what!" I said with my hands on my hips as I walked toward him. "Look at him! Can't you see what you've done?"

Deidara looked at Tobi again and shrugged. "There's nothing wrong with him un," he said again.

I slapped my palm against my forehead and Tobi whimpered again. "Follow me please," I ordered and we went behind the curtain. There was whispering and me scolding VERY loudly. Deidara was being worse than Tobi and that's not a good thing.

We went back to Tobi and stared at him for a little bit. "Do it," I ordered again.

"It's stupid un. I won't do it!"

"Fine by me. Alex!" Alex came over and stood by me. "Now will you?" I asked.

"You are evil un," Deidara said gritting his teeth.

"Reiya's worse," I corrected.

Deidara made a face at me and faced Tobi whom was sitting on the floor in front of us. Deidara bent down to his height and said, "Sorry un," and hugged Tobi.

Reiya and I sniffled a bit. "Yaoi moment!" I yelled.

Deidara immediately let go of Tobi and whirled around so he was facing me. His face would qualify as a tomato. "Is that why you had me apologize un?!"

I blushed a little. "Well…halfly because you were mean to Tobi and halfly because I wanted to see you hug Tobi."

Deidara made a fist. I held up my pointer finger to his face. "Don't make me send the fangirl," I said, laying my other hand on Alex's shoulder. When things were back in order (which was very shocking) we noticed that Reiya and Sasori were gone. We just figured Reiya was working her torture so that problem was solved quickly.

It was only a few minutes later when the two came back. "Tell them!" Reiya said with excitement.

"Tell us what?" I said with a smirk on my face.

"What he wants to e when he grows up," Reiya answered. There was definite giggling when she said that.

"No," Sasori answered sternly.

"Yes," Reiya said in her most threatening voice.

Sasori sighed and muffled, "I wanna bfhg oy,"

"So they can hear you!"

Sasori sighed again. "I wanna be a real boy. Happy now?"

"No. Say it with enthusiasm!" Reiya pushed on. She was better at torture than Itachi!

"I wanna be a real boy!" Sasori said again, only this time he was skipping in place.

"Thank you!" Reiya said to him.

"I have seen evil people but she…could kill Itachi," Sasori whispered to Kisame who's eyes practically bulged out when he heard that.

Reiya sat back down next to me and I high fived her. "Pure genious!" I complemented as she gave Alex a high five as well. Things got even better when new got lunch. "Hey Itachi gues what I'm eating!" I yelled across the plane.

"Food," he answered.

"No silly! I'm eating sushi!! You know…fiiish."

Kisame stopped eating and slowly looked up to see me holding sushi with chopsticks. I stuck it in my mouth. "Mmmmmmm fiiiish!" I said slowly enjoying the moment. I swallowed and took another piece. "You should try it Kisame!"

"NO!" he quickly yelled as I approached with the plate of sushi.

"Oh come on! Just one bite!"

I came to where he was sitting and held up a piece of sushi. "Eat it!" I said in a threatening voice.

"NEVER!" Kisame shouted.

"Wrong answer!" I said evilly and shoved the sushi into his mouth. "GAAAAAHHHH!" Kisame muffled sppiting out some of the sushi in the process. "Now you have to eat another!" I said, sticking another into his mouth.

Kisame sat there with the sushi sitting in his mouth. "Swallow!"

He shook his head. "Fine. Reiya! Alex! He's being stubborn!"

Reiya and Alex walked down pushing up there sleeves. "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this," I said.

Five minutes later…

One of the flight attendants went through the curtain and discovered horror. First, she had seen me, Reiya, and Alex trying to shove sushi down Kisame's throat. Second, Tobi had kinda started a food fight and pissed off Deidara again. And threatened to blow up the plane. She quickly walked down the hallway and disappeared and we continued our strange ways of torture.

After 5 hours of our brilliant torture…

When the news of the plane landing came over the speaker, the Akatsuki sighed with releif as me, Reiya, and Alex whined in dissapointment. "Damn it Kisame! Why can't you just swallow?" I scolded. We had shoved 5 pieces of sushi in his mouth and he hadn't swallowed ONE! He spat it all out once we got off the plane.

We got out of the airport and took a taxi. When we got out Alex said, "There it is…the White House,"