Hey before you read you need to know that they revealed the Leader's name in the manga. His name in Pein so if you see me use that I'm referring to Leader.

Chapter 18:

Making the Plan

"What the heck un!!" Deidara shouted when he saw Reiya, Alex, and me. We were wearing Akatsuki outfits. The only thing was that Reiya looked like Sasori and Alex looked like Deidara. Me well…just wait.

"Funny story," Reiya said.

"She looks just like you sempai!!!" Tobi shouted.

Alex was already clinging to Deidara, and Reiya was already clinging to Sasori. "Why?! WHY?!" he shouted.

"I love you Deidara un!" Alex said hugging Deidara tighter.

"Make it stop un!" Deidara whined.

Eventually it did stop. "How do you plan on getting in?" I asked. Heck, no one knew. It was like the tracking device again. We don't think of these things until we find out we needed to think of them…it's quite sad really. "Well I have a plan but I don't think Deidara is up to it," Reiya said with an evil smirk on her face.

"What is it?" Alex and I asked at the same time. Reiya whispered it in our ears and an evil smirk went across our faces. "I like it," I said, "But I don't think Deidara's up for it either."

The three of us gave Deidara an evil glare. "Will you promise to do it no matter what our idea is?" Reiya asked.

Deidara stared at us for a moment and then sighed. "Fine un,"

Our evil grins spreaded farther across our faces. "You have to dress as a girl," Alex announced.

"Deidara's jaw dropped. "Why can't we just use the member who's a GIRL un?" Deidara mostly yelled then asked.

"Because one, it's MUCH more amusing if you did it and second, most people think you're a girl anyways," Reiya explained.

"WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A GIRL?!?!?" Deidara yelled, a vein popping out of his head.

"I don't know," Alex said sarcastically, "Maybe it's the long blonde hair and the fact that some of its in a ponytail?"

"Now that you mention it…" Sasori said reaching his hand out for Deidara's ponytail.

"Don't touch me!" Deidara squealed slapping Sasori's hand. There was an awkward silence. "OH MY GOD UN!!" Deidara yelled.

"Plus your fingernails are painted," I added.

"BUT ITACHI'S ARE PURPLE!!!" Deidara yelled pointing at Itachi.

"His little brother is gay so it doesn't count," Reiya explained.

"And I'll pretend I didn't hear that," Sasuke said

"How will me dressing up as a girl get us in un?" Deidara asked once his temper went down.

"Well," Reiya started, "Those guards are all boys and I bet they haven't seen a girl or anything in AGES."

"And me dressing up as a girl is supposed to catch their attention un?"

"Exactly."

Deidara sighed. "Fine," he said and held out his arm for us to drag him by. Alex was the first to grab him and we dragged him off.

One Hour Later…

Reiya, Alex, and I walked to everyone. Deidara was no where in sight. "Where's Deidara?" Sasori asked after Reiya attached herself to him.

"He walked in the hedge the whole way back," I said, pointing to the hedge a few feet from Alex. Her hand was in the hedge. "I've been holding his hand the whole way," she explained.

"We've tried everything to get him out but nothing works," I said looking at the hedge.

"Maybe not everything," Reiya said still clinging to Sasori.

We all looked at her. Reiya scooted to Alex and, still holding on to Sasori, and whispered the idea to us. "Yeah that'll work," we said agreeing.

Reiya let go of Sasori and whispered what to do. We couldn't risk Deidara hearing or he'd make a run for it. Sasori nodded and raised out his hand in Deidara's direction. Chakra strings flew from his fingertips and into the hedge. "Got him," he informed.

Alex's eyes grew big. "Uh oh," she said.

"What?" we all asked at once.

"He knows," Alex answered.

"HELL YEAH I KNOW UN!!" Deidara screamed and took off…or we assumed he did because Alex started running down the hedge. She was probably still holding his hand. "Hold on tight," Sasori said before we started to slide down the side of the hedge. "You're enjoying this aren't you?" I asked Reiya, who was hugging Sasori as we slid. "Yes," she said light-headed.

It was then I noticed Kankuro had gotten a hold of Deidara with his chakra strings as well. "Oh crap," I said looking over Sasori's head, my hands covering his eyes.

"Move your hands I can't see!" He yelled and pried my fingers away. That's when he saw what I saw. We were approaching a part of the hedge that curved! We were also coming closer to some trash cans. I looked at the ground and the path we left behind. Dragging our feet was only slowing us down. "Reiya when I say three grab those trash can lids!" I ordered.

"Uh huh," Reiya responded still dazed as she held onto Sasori.

"REIYA!!"

"Ok! Ok! No need to shout!" she said.

I rolled my eyes. "Just get ready."

We waited until we were a few inches away and grabbed the lids off the trash cans. "Sasori jump," I yelled trying to keep hold of the lid.

"Oh yeah I'll definitely be able to jump with two people on me," Sasori sarcastically said.

"I'll change that," Reiya said sliding around his waist and slapped in the butt.

"OH MY GOD!!" Sasori yelled. He had to have jumped at least 3 feet in the air from that. For awhile I thought Kankuro was going to die of laughter. Why was he laughing? Well, considering Reiya was no longer torturing him, he gets to rub everything in Sasori's face. This time it didn't last very long because the trash he was going to use hit him in the head when I threw it to him.

He still got it; he just had a big bump on his head now. Then we were at the curve. "Craaaaaaap!" I yelled as we went into the hedge and came out the other side. Then there was ANOTHER curve and we got back to the side we were on before. "Can't we just pull him out with the chakra strings?" asked.

We slapped our palms against our foreheads. Of courses that's what we could've done! After we shook off our stupididy, We pulled Deidara out of the hedge.

And that is where I shall stop! Hopefully you're dieing to know what Deidara looks like! XD Well…happy suffering. ;)