Chapter 19:

Putting the Plan Into Action

Well pulling Deidara out worked just fine…for 5 seconds. Because once again, we didn't think ahead, resulting in Deidara…well…falling on everyone, and I mean EVERYONE. So there was a bad reaction…a very bad reaction.

"OH MY GOD GET OFF ME!!" Sasori yelled from the bottom of the pile. How we managed to get into a pile I may never really know. Because for one thing, Kankuro was in the pile and he was nowhere near and…never mind now I know how he got in the pile. Anywho, the pile went, Sasori, Deidara, Kankuro, and then me, Alex, and Reiya at the top and we deserve to be at the top!

Sasori was sliding on the ground as if he were trying to rub something off. "What's wrong? You catch Deidara cooties?" Alex sarcastically asked.

"Yes as a matter of fact I did!!!" Sasori answered still sliding around.

Deidara crossed his arms. "I so do not have cooties un," he mumbled.

"You really are a girl in a scary way aren't you?" Reiya asked.

It took a while for the rest of the Akatsuki to catch up after the Deidara not coming out of the hedge incident. But enough with that you want to know what Deidara looks like am I right? Well fine I'll tell you.

His hair was no longer in a ponytail, it was down and all curly and stuff, but his left eye was still covered. His outfit was the usual sailor outfit. By sailor outfit I mean like the whole Sailor Moon thing. Well,now for the one thing every boy Akatsuki member was staring at. We stuffed his shirt with tissues, lots and lots of tissues. Ten boxes to be exact and the rest of the Akatsuki seemed to like what the tissues made very very much. They didn't know the shirt was stuffed with tissues but whatever.

"Ok enough staring we need to have him distract the guards now," I said as we took away and went behind a tree.

"Remember to do what awe told you to do," Alex reminded Deidara.

"Do I have to do that un?" he whined.

"Yes," I said taking out a video camera. They gave me awkward looks. "What you thought I wouldn't tape something like this?!" I asked.

"Good point," Reiya and Alex said agreeing.

"Enough chit chat!!" Alex barked, "Cue the music!!"

We smiled evilly and pushed the play button and the music started to play. Hopefully you already know what kind of music it was, if not then…never mind. Once the music had started to play however, Deidara had already caught the guard's attention…ok so we pushed him out and blew spitballs to catch their attention but it worked right? And it worked long enough for us to get to the door.

What do I mean? Well, let's just say Deidara ran past us yelling, "RUN! THEY GOT TASER GUNS UN!!!" and went around the corner. We didn't understand what he meant until the guards came around the corner with well…taser guns.

Lucky for us the guards haven't been exercising all that much so we out ran them easily. Once the guards were out of sight, we began our search for Deidara. Reiya spotted an elevator so we went in it…or some of us did at least. The elevator could only hold some of us so we had to make trips.

The first trip was me, Reiya, Alex, Sasuke, and Naruto. I'm sure you already know that chaos is just around the corner am I right? Reiya and I were passing a sheet of paper back and forth and writing on it. "What are you writing?" Sasuke asked, trying to look over the paper to see what was written.

"Nothing," I answered pulling the paper out of view.

"Well it must be something," Naruto pushed.

"Fine, it's a fanfict neither of you probably don't want to read," I said still keeping the paper out of view.

"Oh well, the more reason to read it then," Sasuke said holding up the piece of paper.

The three of us froze. They really don't want to read that…or at least once they found out it was about them they didn't want to read it. "OH MY GOD!!" they both yelled.

The elevator beeped and the doors opened. I got a last minute plan to get the paper back and I think it worked pretty well. "Pilsbury Dough Boy no jutsu!!" I yelled and poked Sasuke really hard in the stomach. I gotta say it works like a charm. Reiya snatched the paper and yelled "RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!" and shot out of the elevator.

We were running so fast we didn't notice we had tripped over something until we hit the ground face first. When we looked to see what it was we had tripped on, Tobi (which I have no clue how he got up so fast) yelled, "NO!! THEY KILLED SEMPAI!!!"

And that's the end ;P. Sorry for taking so long to update everybody ;. Hopefully it won't happen again.