Racoon- Baby, Ass Cake
For my birthday we decided that each one of us would choose something fun to do. We would do each one. First up was Jasper, he wanted to go boating.
Let's just say that boating wasn't the best idea. Rose freaked and ended up falling in the water pulling Alice in. I was laughing so hard I tripped. Rose ended up pulling Emmett in because he was laughing at us and Edward just jumped in Jasper was the only one who stayed dry. When we got back the girls and I went to Emmett's and my house and the guys went to Alice's and Edward's house. Rosalie showered in Emmett's shower I showered in the guest room shower and Alice showered in mine. When I got out I saw Alice in my room drying her short hair with my pink blow dryer in a robe. I went over to my make up table and turned on my flat iron, curler and plugged in my purple blow dryer for Rose and the blue one for me. While the curler and flat iron warmed up I dried my hair. I was almost done drying my hair Rose appeared in my room in her robe and started drying her hair. Alice walked out of my closet holding my gold – white platform wedge shoes.
"Hey Bella, why don't you ever wear these? They are so cute." Alice practically yelled at me.
"I don't wear them because they are not comfortable. You can have them you want though" I replied right before I was tackled to the floor by my other best friend.
"What?" I yelled
"nothing, I tripped!" she defended
"Sure you did Rose, sure you did" she raised an eye brow at me, daring me to say anything more on the subject.
After ten minutes we were all ready. Alice was wearing the shoes I gave her, a yellow tube top a jean mini skirt, a bracelet with the words whatever on it, a necklace, love hate earrings and the ring Rose was wearing the other day that said 'we're all mad here'. Rose and I chose a more casual look, she was wearing a bracelet that wrapped around her wrist and had like little flowers coming out if it, short shorts, DCs and a 'this girl loves Emmett Cullen' tee he got her last year. I was dressed similarly to her in a pair of short shorts, some black high converse, a black 'bite me' ring, black gummie bracelets and a black 'I 3 sparkly vampires' shirt.
When we got down stairs the guys were playing 'halo'. It seemed that Edward has won and Emmett was having a hissy fit over it yelling that he cheated, go figure, I mean it is Emmett we're talking about...
"Okay guys we're ready!" Alice chimed
We then left to go pick up Angela. When I walked in I just ran up the stairs because I have been here so many times it's like my second home.
"Angy! Come on we are going to be late!" I exclaimed
"I'm coming I'm coming" I heard her yell from her closet, "Could you go get my blue converse from Jessica?"
"Sure" I called out and walked over to Jessica's room. Jessica is her step sister. I knocked on the door and heard a muffled 'come in' When I walked in I saw Jessica sitting on her bed reading a magazine. "Hey Jess, Angela just asked me to get her blue converse for her"
"Oh hey Bella, Yeah of course let me get them for you" she said, her voice was weird She went into her closet and seconds later she returned with the shoes. "Well you don't want to be late," she said pushing me out of the room "oh! And by the way happy birth day Bella!" Just then I heard a male voice.
"Jess Baby, I need to go call her, and say happy birthday. Not like I care." It was Austin! He walked out of her bathroom with only a towel on and nothing else. So that's why she was so nervous and wanted me to leave so badly!
"What the HELL are you doing here?" I screamed
He turned to look at me, shock evident on his face.
"Bells, babe-"I cut him off
"Don't you babe me! How dare you? Oh sorry I went on vacation with my family so I can't celebrate your birthday. Well guess what? This relationship is taking a vacation, a permanent one!"
I stormed down stairs muttering under my breath. Angela was down there and I handed her the shoes.
"Did you just say racoon baby ass cake?" leave it to Emmett to notice what I was saying.
Edward being the sensitive sweetheart that he is asked me if I was ok I lokked over to him and said "Im fine. Let's go its picnic time."