Do you know Chase takes drugs?
They're allergy pills, Marshall.
There sure are a lot of pills for one person.
That's because I need to take them every night until I'm 4.
They never work. You still sneeze like hell when kittens or feathers are around.
That's because they're those lightweight pills that don't give you side effects. Down side is, they take longer to work.
Mm hmm. And sometimes you walk around all high.
What's that supposed to mean?
Your eyes are red sometimes.
And that – ugh, there are many reasons for that! Mostly because I don't get enough sleep, thank you very much sleepwalker.
Aw, you care about me!
Of course I do. I'm your friend, Marshall. Besides, why do you care so much about me taking drugs?
Because I want a share.
Marshall!
What? A little bit of weed never hurt anyone. It's like, almost legal now.
Marshall, are you fucking smoking weed?
Chase, watch your language!
Marshall, answer me!
No, of course not.
(Satisfied, Chase turns away to join the others for a game of Pup Pup Boogie. Meanwhile, I head back to my pup house to pick up a small leaf of something green.)
I don't smoke weed – yet.