EpicFire: Wow, sorry for not updating…I was at COMIC-CON! (Then got sick afterwards….then got braces…then just got lazy…)

Caitlyn: Nerd.

Sadie: Unbelievable.

EpicFire: SHUT UP! I'M A NERD AND I'M PROUD! Anyway, sorry for the hold up!

Percy: Whatever, just stop making up excuses. EpicFire doesn't own PJO or TKC.

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I was next.

It all happened so fast. At first, I was just (not that normal) Sadie Kane, listening to music on my iPod in my room. Then, without warning, dark circles filled my vision. Dizziness swept me from my feet, and I blacked out.

After god's know how long, I woke up to see my chest…gone. My stomach was replaced by a six pack. When I touched my hand up to my head, my hair reached just to my shoulders. Running to the bathroom, I saw that my jaw was stronger, and I was just more…masculine.

I don't think this can get any worse, I thought.

"Hey Sadie-OH."

Of course, Walt had to come in….

(FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU-!)

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"FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A LESBIAN!"

Zia just burst out laughing. "Caitlyn, you're trying to say you still like me, and I'm a girl."

I clenched my fists. "Not for long," I muttered.

Zia's eyes widened.

"You ate the cake, too! Soon, you'll grow a pen-"

"Sadie's a guy."

Zia and I turned to see Walt sulking in the library doorway. "What?" I asked.

"Sadie turned," he said. "What should we call him?"

Sadie walked silently inside the room, sat on a couch, and just crossed her arms. "THIS. SUCKS."

I looked back at Zia. "I bet you're next."

Zia grinned, "Whatever, les-"

"DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU BECAUSE NOW I CAN!" I shout. "I DON'T HAVE TO ACT ALL CHIVALROUS NOW I'M A-"

I never finished, because Zia passed out.

"Zia?! Oh my gods, I'm so sorry-"

All of a sudden, she was covered in a blinding light. Everyone turned away because of the intensity of the flash. When it settled down, there she was, lying in the same position as before…

But she was a male.

"Gods, my head hurts…"

All I could do is laugh.

(MAH HAND IZ AH DOLFIN!)

"YOU WHAT!?"

"I invited some friends from school," Alyssa said calmly, "Just s few."

"WHILE EVERYONES SWITCHING GENDERS!? ARE YOU INSANE!?"

Alyssa cringed. "We made plans two weeks ago…"

"Caitlyn, calm down," Sam (Sadie) said, "stop acting like you're on your period."

"I am on my period," I said bitterly.

"It's okay," Zack (Zia) said, patting me on the back. "They probably don't know us."

I groaned as another cramp twisted through me. "How the heck do you deal with this?! No wonder girls are so cranky during this time of the month…I feel like punching holes in a wall."

Walt just sighed.

EpicFire: So here's the full list of excuses: 1. I was at Comic-Con for 2 days, with no access to my laptop 2. Due to the amount of retards that sneeze and cough all over me, I was sick for a week 3. When I got better the internet wasn't working 4. I got a horrible case of laziness and just didn't want to do anything.

Caitlyn: …

Zack: Really?

Sam: Unbelievable…

EpicFire: Sorry if this sucked! I might just end this altogether…PM me if you want this to go on ^^"