EpicFire: I just came up with this while eating Reese's penutbutter cups!

Caitlyn: for breakfast?

EpicFire: NO I had peanut butter crunch cereal for breakfast

Sam: You must really like penutbutter.

EpicFire: Yes I do! I also like the spanish word for it-LA CREMA DE MANI!

Walt: backs away* yeah...EpicFire doesn't own us or the new character coming in (not Zyanne-she's been here) or Once Upon a Time, or Robert Carlyle

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"MOTHER-"

"Caitlyn?" I asked hesitaintly, unsure of what to expect when i open his bedroom door.

" *&$!"

I flinched. "Carter...er...Caitlyn?"

"HOW DO YOU STAND THESE CRAMPS!?" Caitlyn shouted, rolled up in a ball of pain on her bed.

"Such a pain, isn't it?"

I whipped around ot see Zyanne again.

"Where were you?" I demanded.

"The author had been ignoring her own OC character. It's not my fault," She replied.

Instead of asking her what she meant, i said, "Okay... how about why?"

"Like i said-I've been here, just ignored."

"No I mean in the room. This moment."

Zyanne mouthed an understanding "o". "I have a friend for you to meet." She looked at Caitlyn, groaning in pain. "You too, girly.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE BI-"

"Where is he?" I asked quickly, drowning out my sister's profanity.

"Downstairs in the great hall," she replied, and turned to Caitlyn. "Don't make me drag you, kicking and screaming 3 flights of stairs."

Caitlyn grumbled some more vulgar words, then she slowly got up, still clutching her stomach. "I hate my life," was all she said out loud.

(Like a boss!)

"Hello."

I nearly ran screaming from the room. sitting on the couch was some hideous goblin thingy. It was so ugly that it made a switchblade demon look attractive.

"Hello, dearie," it said, hands folded neatly in is lap. It turned to Zyanne. "Is he one that changed also?"

"Yep," she replied. "Alex, Zack, and Penny are, too."

I turned to the corner of the room, where they looked uncomfortably at the goblin-thingy.

When I turned back to Zyanne, I witnessed her kissing the creature on the cheek. "Remember," she said sternly, "no harm is to fall on them."

The goblin-thingy sighed. "Fine," it said, no harm shall befall them from my hand."

"No," Zyanne said, glaring at the goblin thingy, "By anything. No harm WHATSOEVER."

The goblin-thingy huffed irritably. "FINE."

She then kissed him smack on the lips, forcing me to make an involuntary gaging noise.

"Hey you shut up," she snarled, glaring at me, "It's a curse. I can see his true self, while everyone else sees some monster." She then giggled like a Anubis fangirl. "His true form is very sexy."

I made another acidental gaging noise.

"Keep choking and I'll rerally give you something to choke on," she threatened menacingly.

"That's enough, dearie," the goblin-thingy chided. "We need to talk about bringing them back to their previoui gender."

"YOU COULD DO THAT!?" Caitlyn screamed, jumping up and down, clapping and acting like an idiot. She then grabbed her stomach and sat back down. "Oww..."

After the goblin-thingy stopped looking at Caitlyn like she was from a different universe, it said, "First i must properly introduce myself. I am Rumpelstiltskin."

"OOH FROM 'Once apon a time?'" Alex asked, "I love that show!"

Rumpelstiltskin sighed. "No," he said, "I'm not Robert Carlyle! I don't even LOOK like him!"

Alex's face fell. "Oh..." he said in a small voice.

"Okay, about the gender switching..." I said timidly.

"Ah yes," He said, I know exactly how to reverse this..."

EpicFire: CLIFF HANGER!

Caitlyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY AGAIN!

Sam: Oh my gods you sounded like pinochio!

Caitlyn: SHUT UP! I WANT MY &%# BACK!

EpicFire:...

Sam:...

Zack: 0.o

Walt:0.0

Epicfire: Okay then...OH! I had to fix something in the last chapter, and I did. I got a lot of confused reviews and I'm like "Oh wow i'm stupid." so I changed it. So reread it! DO IT NOW!