[This scene follows inside the mind of a cat facing the devil and being the hero of our story, this story will probably let you know what cats think, so if you want your cat to feel wanted and not receive 'chocolate' from him or her then I suggest you read carefully, because no one knows what they might do...]

It was like any other day in my life, the people I lived with humans, of what they called themselves so, and the way they bathe is the weirdest ever. Well it started normal, the smallest waking up and chasing me around the house, and every morning I run like a cat out of hell. At every night the Devil would return!

So this is how it went-She, the youngest would came down the stairs, and cried," Sur Pounce A Lot, Fluffy, among other things," and there it started, as I booked it across the floor and down the hall, meowing for everyone to help," Oh, fuck, she's up!," and in the kitchen I was, jumping on the table, and lost traction and over the table I slid and on the refrigerator, as I then slowly slipped down to the floor, dazed, here she was picking me up and the love was too rough for me.

Later that day was when the humans sat down and ate. I wasn't given the place on honor at the table, with all the work I do catching mice for these lazy bastards! We'll I'll get me some food, and so I went to the mom, and brushed up against her leg meowing," Come on, any day now."

The mom then said," No I can't give you this, it'll make our pussy fat," she cooed.

I sat on my haunches," Bitch, you can spare some, your ass is fat enough," I meowed.

"No, no, a kitty can't."

"Bitch please, you can't understand me because or any other asshole around here is dumb, and don't know cat, and you should, cause that's what goin' around the neighborhood, cat, the new dog, the gangstas pussy will get your ass, I'll let them piss and shit in my yard to get at you."

Then even later, the son, the coolest of the family was scratching me," Harder Goddamnit!" I meowed.

Then night came, and the Devil with it too," Devil, how dare return!"

"I mock thee cat," the Devil said running his naked ass through the house, me hot on his heels," Haha hahahahaha, hehe hehehehe he!"

"Hold," I pounced.

"Still," I pounced again.

"You," again for the third time.

"Demon!" And still I missed, but the chase was still on...

"Awww, that so cute." The mom said, watching the cat meow and pounce on the red light that her husband would flash on the ground.