The eyes of a statue in the temple flash, and Granny Fa wakes up.

Granny Fa: Mulan is gone! Fa Zhou: What? It can't be ... [He runs outside] Mulan! No ... Fa Li: You must go after her. She could be killed. Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be. Granny Fa: Ancestors, hear our prayer. Watch over Mulan. In the Family Temple, the characters on a tombstone light up, and they turn into the Great Ancestor. Great Ancestor: [To the small hanging dragon statue] Mushu, awaken.

Needless to say, there were many screaming Chinese

The statue shakes and smokes. Mushu: I live! So, tell me, what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word, and I'm there. Great Ancestor: Mushu ... Mushu: And lemme say something, anyone who's foolish enough to threaten OUR family, vengeance will be MINE! Grr ... arrgh ... Great Ancestor: Mushu! These are the family guardians. They ... Mushu: Protect the family. Great Ancestor: And you, O Demoted One ... Mushu: I ring the gong. Great Ancestor: That's right. Now, wake up the Ancestors ... Mushu: One family reunion coming right up. Okay, people, people, look alive! Let's go, c'mon, get up! Let's move it! Rise and shine! Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing. Ancestor #1: I knew it, I knew it. That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start. Ancestor #2: Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family! Ancestor #3: She's just trying to help her father! Ancestor #4: But if she's discovered, Fa Zu will be forever shamed. Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate! Ancestor #5: Not to mention they'll lose the farm! Ancestor #1: My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists! Ancestor #2: Well, we can't all be acupuncturists! Ancestor #6: No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a CROSS-DRESSER! The Ancestors start to argue Ancestor #7: Let a guardian bring her back! Ancestor #2: Yes! Awaken the most cunning! Ancestor #4: No! The swiftest! Ancestor #8: No, send the wisest! Great Ancestor: SILENCE! We will send the most powerful of all. Mushu: [laughs] Okay, okay, I get the Jif. I'll go. Laughter

Who knew the Ancestors argued so much?

Mushu: Well, y'all don't think I can do it! Watch this here! [Blows a tiny flame] Ah-hah! Jump back, I'm pretty hot. But I don't have to singe nobody to prove no point.

silence

Great Ancestor:

You had your chance to protect the Fa Family. Ancestor #6: Your misguidance led Fa Thang to disaster! Fa Thang: Yeah, thanks a lot.

"Ouch" someone muttered

Mushu: And your point is? Great Ancestor: The point is, we will be sending a REAL dragon to retrieve Mulan. Mulan: What? What? I'm a real dragon! Great Ancestor: You're not even worthy of this thought! Now, awaken the Great Stone Dragon! Mushu: So you'll get back to me on the job thing. [He is hit in the face with his gong.] Mushu: Just one chance. Is that too much to ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill you. [To the dragon statue] Yo, Rocky, wake up! You gotta go fetch Mulan! C'mon, boy! Go get her! Go on! C'mon! [He climbs up on the statue, dragging the gong.] Grr ... arrgh. Grr. Hello? Helloooo? HELLO! [He hits the ear of the dragon with the gong, and it falls off. Suddenly, the entire statue falls apart.] Uh-oh ... Mushu: Uh ... Stoney? Stoney ... Oh, man, they're gonna kill me! Great Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon! Have you awakened? Mushu: [Holding up the head of the Great Stone Dragon] Uh, yes, I just woke up! Um, I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Mulan! Did- did I mention that I am the Great Stone Dragon? Great Ancestor: Go! The fate of the Fa family rests in your claws. Mushu: Don't even worry about it. I will not lose face. [He loses his balance and tumbles down the hill, the dragon head landing on top of him.] Ow, ah, my elbow. Oh, oh, I know I twisted something. [He lifts the head off.] That's just great, now what? I'm doomed, and all because Ms. Man decided to take a little drag show on the road. Crickee: Chirp. Mushu: Go GET her! What's the matter with you? After this Great Stone Humptey Dumptey mess, I'd have to bring her back with a medal to get back in the Temple! Waitaminute! That's it! I make Mulan a war hero, and they'll be begging me to come back to work! That's the master plan! Oh, you've done it now, man. Crickee: Chirp. Mushu: [running] And what makes you think you're coming? Crickee: Chirp. Mushu: You're LUCKY? Do I look like a sucker to you? Crickee: Chirp. Mushu: What do you mean, a loser? What if I pop one of you antennae of and throw it across the yard, then who's the loser, or me? Crickee: Chirp. Mushu chases him out of the yard and down the road.

"That was...strange" Fa Li murmered