The Hun army comes to a stop by a marsh. Two Chinese soldiers are dragged out of a tree and thrown before Shan Yu.
Hun: Imperial Scouts. Soldier #1: Shan Yu! Shan Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. You've found the Hun army. Laughter Soldier #2: The Emperor will stop you. Shan Yu: Stop me! He invited me. By building his wall, he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game. Go! Tell your Emperor to send his strongest armies. I'm ready. The two soldiers scurry off, one after the other. Shan Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message? Hun Archer: One.Shang stared, everything he had heard was true, but still, seeing it in action...way more creepier
Mulan: Okay. Okay, how about this: [in a deep voice] Excuse me, where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one, too. They're very manly, and strong. [She fumbles with the sword, dropping it on the ground.] Khan rolls with laughter, and is hit by a shoe.Everyone (Minus Mulan/Ping and ShadowWing) was now laughing insanely, sure she would get killed once she was found out, but she was at least entertaining!
Mulan: I'm working on it! Oh, who am I fooling. It'd take a miracle to get me into the army. Mushu: [covered in smoke, and surrounded by fire, all Mulan can see is his giant shadow.] Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say, "Aaah!" Mulan: Aughhh! Mushu: That's close enough! Mulan: A ghost! Mushu: Get ready, Mulan, your seventeen halation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade! [He glances down at Crickee, who is making finger-shadows of a dragon's head, and kicks him.] C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work with me. [To Mulan] So heed my words, cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death. Mulan: Who are you? Mushu: Who am I? WHO am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu. Mulan stares at the tiny dragon for a moment."Ah yes" Sky said, apparently floating in the back row of cushions "The 'Indestructible Mushu', how...terrifying" she rolled her eyes
Mushu: Ah, I'm pretty hot, huh? [Immediately Khan steps all over him.] Mulan: My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? Mushu: Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue-thing. (which he immediately did) Mulan: You're ... um ... Mushu: Intimidating? All inspiring? Mulan: Tiny! Mushu: Of course! I am travel-sized, for your convenience. If I was my REAL size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to chomp him.] DOWN, Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor. Alright! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis- Mulan: Stop! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before. Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. You clear on that? [Mulan nods]. Alright. Okey-dokey! Let's get this show on the road! Crickee, get the bags! [To Khan] Let's move it heifer!Even Grandmother Fa was confused "How does that thing mistake a pure-bred stallion, for a cow?" she muttered, emphasizing her words with hand gestures