At the Moo-Shung Camp
Mushu: Okay, this is it! Time to show them your man-walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and strut! Two three, break that bone, two, three, and work it! Mushu: [They pass men trimming their toenails and picking their noses] Beautiful, isn't it. Mulan: They're disgusting. Mushu: No, they're men. And you're gonna have to act just like them, so pay attention. Recruit: Look! This tattoo will protect me from harm! Yow: Hmmm ... [punches the recruit] Ling: [laughing] I hope you can get your money back! Mulan: I don't think I can do this ... Mushu: It's all attitude! Be tough, like this guy here! Yow: [spits] What are you looking at? Mushu: Punch him. It's how men say hello. [Mulan punches Yow; he slams into Chien Po.] Chien Po: Oh, Yow! You've made a friend! Mushu: Good. Now slap him on the behind. They like that. (Mulan slaps Yow.) Yao: Woo hoo ... I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy. Chien Po: [picks up Yow] Yow, relax and chant with me. Yao: errrrrgh ... Chien Po: nanuami tofu dah ... Yao: nonuamitofudah. Chien Po: Feel better? Yao: nrrgh. Ah, you ain't worth my time. Chicken boy. Mushu: Chicken boy!? Say that to my face, you limp noodle! Yao: Rrraaaaghhh! [Grabs Mulan and punches; she ducks and he punches Ling three times.] Oh, sorry Ling. Hey! [reaches down to catch Mulan from crawling away, and Ling kicks him into Chien Po, then attacks with a flying side kick. They start fighting, with Chien Po swiping to get them off. Mulan scrambles away.] Ling: Hey! There he goes! [They chase Mulan through a tent, and the Gang of Three stop abruptly at the end of the food line. Chien Po knocks everyone over, like dominoes, and finally the pot overturns. Everyone gets up and advances on Mulan.] Mulan: Hey, guys ...Shang shook his head, he remembered this.
Sorry, I had a bit of trouble getting speech into this chunk...