Shan Yu cuts the top off a tree. The hawk flies overhead and drops a small doll. Shan Yu jumps down from the tree and throws the doll to one of the Huns.
Shan Yu: What do you see? Hun #1: Black pine ... from the high mountains! Hun #2: White horse hair ... Umperial stallions. Hun #3: Sulphur ... from cannons. Shan Yu: This doll came from a village in the Tung Show Pass, where the Imperial Army is waiting. Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily. Shan Yu: No. The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her. Shang arched an eyebrow. this was probably NOT going to end well... Moo Shung Camp, at night Mushu: Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you? Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one. Mushu: so a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Myself, I kinda like that corn-chip smell. Mulan: [Jumps in the water] Ah. Mushu: Okay, all right, alright, that's enough, now c'mon, get out before you get all pruney and stuff. Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch! Mushu: Yeah, yeah. Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Hygiene. Three (naked) men flash by, laughing. Mushu: We're doomed! There're a couple of things I KNOW they're bound to notice! Mulan ducks into the water as Ling, Yao and Chien-Po jump into the water. She tries to hide herself with a lilypad. Yao: Hey, Ping! Mulan: Oh, hi, guys, I didn't know you were HERE. I was just washing so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye. Ling: Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling. Chien Po: And I'm Chien-Po. Mulan: Hello, Chien-Po. Yao: And I am Yao, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it. Ling: Oh yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you! Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere. Ling: But, Ping! We have to fight! Mulan: No, we don't. We could just close our eyes, and ... swim around! Ling: C'mon! Don't' be such a ... OW! Something bit me! Mushu: What a nasty flavor. Ling: [sees Mushu] SNAKE! While Yao, Chien Po and Ling are shrieking, Mulan whistles for Khan and sneaks away. Ling: [huddled on the rock with Chien Po and Yao] Some King of the Rock. Mulan: Boy, that was close. Mushu: No, that was vile. You owe me big! Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again. A herd of naked men flash by. Mushu: Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."Um...this hasn't happened yet, right?" Mushu asked, suddenly appearing from Mulan's armor
Sky smiled "Do not worry, this is the future!" she grinned "You still get to bite Ling!"
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