In Chi Fu's tent
Chi Fu: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They wouldn't last a minute against the Huns! Shang: They completed their training. Chi Fu: Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle. Mushu: Oh, no, you don't! I've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war! This guy's messing with my plans! Shang: We're not finished! Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The general may be your father, but I am the Emperor's Council. And, oh, by the way, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed. Mulan: [to Shang] Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch! ... Or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!No one but ShadowWing could see her face, but Mulan was slightly smiling, a hint of honeyglow in her cheeks
Mushu: I saw that. Mulan: What? Mushu: You like him, don't you Mulan: No! I ... Mushu: Yeah, right, sure. GO TO YOUR TENT! Smiling, Mulan walks away. Mushu: [to Crickee] I think it's time we took this war into our own hands. They rush into the tent as Chi Fu strolls out, dressed in a towel, a hat, and slippers. Crickee types out a letter, like a typewriter. Mushu: Okay, lemme see what you've got. [reads] From General Lee. 'Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot of you'd come and back us up.' Hmm. That's great, except that you forgot, 'and since we're out of popourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some!' HELLO! This is the army! Make it sound a little urgent, please. You know what I'm talking about? Crickee hops around typing out another letter. Mushu: That's better, much better! Let's go! Mushu: Khaney, baby. We need a ride. [Khan squirts him off, and Crickee slowly backs off.] At the lake. Laughter Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers! [More laughter] And I do not squeal like a girl! [He turns to see a straw soldier (Mushu and Crickee) riding a panda bear.] Eeeeeeek! Mushu: [In a deep voice] Urgent new from the general! [He holds out a scroll] What's the matter, you've never seen a black and white before? Chi Fu: Who are you? Mushu: Excuse me? I think the question should be, who are you! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that! Snatch it right off your head! I'm feeling gracious today, so ... carry on. [Chi Fu turns, and the panda climbs up a nearby tree.] In the captain's tent Chi Fu: Captain! Urgent news from the general! We're needed at the front! Mushu: Pack your bags, Crickee, we're moving out!