Yao:

C'mon! [They run up to the palace, but the Huns close the great doors. On the roof, Shan Yu laughs.]

The Chinese Army uses a statue to try to break into the palace. Mulan: They'll never reach the Emperor in time. [She looks around, then at the tall pillars by the side of the palace. She whistles to them.] Hey guys! I've got an idea! [The Gang of Three looks at each other and then follows Mulan, dropping the statue.] They all take off their equipment, and put on dresses and makeup, and they use the silk belts around their waists to climb up the pillars. Next to them, Shang takes off his cape and climbs up.

Everyone stared. A woman dressing as a man was bad enough, but men dressing as woman? ultimate dishonor, for the rest of the descendants, and that was just the beginning!

Inside the palace, on a balcony, the Huns hold the Emperor. Shan Yu sticks his head in their faces. Shan Yu: [to the Emperor] Boo. [to his soldiers] Guard the door! [to the Emperor] Your walls and armies have fallen. And now it's your turn. Bow to me. Outside, Mulan and the Gang of Three prepare to get past the guards. Mulan: Okay. Any questions? Yao: Does this dress make me look fat? [he is slapped] Ow! The four "girls" walk near the guards, giggling. Guard: Who's there? Guard #2: Concubines. Guard: Ugly concubines. An apple rolls out of Ling's dress. One of the guards picks it up. The hawk notices Shang hiding, and tries to call out, but Mushu breaths fire and torches him. Mushu: Now that's what I call Mongolian barbeque. The guard hands the apple to Ling, but the Gang of Three all pull fruit out of their dresses and attack the guards. Mulan: Shang! Go! [Shang runs up the stairs and into the room where Shan Yu and the Emperor are.] Shan Yu: I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me! Emperor: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it. Shan Yu: [raising his sword] Then you will kneel ... in pieces! [He swings the sword; Shang rushes in and blocks it. He is swung around a pillar, and then kicks Shan Yu in the face.] Mulan: Chien-Po, get the Emperor! Chien-Po: Sorry, your Majesty. [He picks up the Emperor, and, using his silk belt, slides down the cord paper lanterns are strung on.] Shun Yu: No! [He picks up Shang and smashes his head against Shang's. Mulan winces, then looks down at the ground, where Yao and Ling are waiting.] Yao: Come on! Mulan looks back at the unconscious Shang, and at Shan Yu who is approaching him. She pulls Shan Yu's sword out of the pillar and cuts the cord. People below cheer. Shan Yu: No! [He turns to Shang, who is now conscious.] You! You took away my victory! [He is hit by a shoe.] Mulan: No! I did. [She pulls back her hair.] Shan Yu: The soldier from the mountain! [Abandoning Shang, he chases after Mulan, who is putting on her shoe. She slams the door shut, and he rams his fist through the wood. Mulan is joined by Mushu and Crickee, riding the feather-less hawk.] Mushu: So what's the plan? Mulan: Ummmmm ... Mushu: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN? Mulan: Hey, I'm making this up as I ... go ... [as they pass a window she notices a pile of fireworks and two men.] Mushu- Mushu: Way ahead of you, sister! C'mon, Crickee! [They jump onto a paper kite decoration and float across to the tower. Shan Yu attacks Mulan, and she shinnies up a pole. Shan Yu cuts down the pole, and Mulan and the pole go through the wall. Mulan jumps up and grabs onto the roof and pulls herself up. She looks across to where Mushu and Crickee are gathering ammunition.] Mushu: Citizens. I need firepower! Citizen: Who are you? Mushu: [looking fierce] Your worst nightmare. [The two men jump off the tower.]

Sky smiled as she paused the movie, her left hand in a fist, and shadows wrapping around it, forcing them to stay seated "Well? before I continue, I would expect that by now ONE of you would have admitted that Mulan is doing good...Anyone? anyone?"

When no one moved to answer, she huffed "Fine then, well, there goes showing you guys Mulan 2 later..."