Chapter 3: Six responsible(?) adults

Severa sat back in her recliner, watching T.V. She yawned. "Wow… I never thought that Saturday could be so boring…" She leaned back. "And of course, the idiot Inigo is not here…" She reached towards the small table next to the recliner, and picked up her phone. "Maybe I'll call-" She was cut off by a knock at the door. She got off her recliner and walked over. "That's odd." She opened the door, and gasped.

In front of her stood a young man. He was fairly tall, and his brown messy hair slightly jutted out. "Hey, Severa." His voice wasn't too deep, and wasn't too high.

She hugged him. "Dad!"

He returned the hug. "How've you been?"

A woman walked behind her, a wide smile on her face. Behind the two were Morgan and Yarne. "Hello, Severa."

She ran to the woman and hugged her. "Hey, mom!"

Four more adults walked over. Severa smiled when she saw them all. "Lon'qu, Olivia! Panne, Gaius!"

Gaius chuckled. "How've you been, kid?"

Severa giggled. "I'm fine."

Olivia looked around. "Is Inigo here?"

Morgan chuckled nervously. "Uh, well…"

The one in question walked over, a woman with him. "And this is-" He stopped when he saw the group, more so Lon'qu and Olivia. "M-mom! D-dad!"

Lon'qu raised a brow. "Who is this?"

Inigo chuckled nervously. "This is Nikki, everyone."

Yarne crossed his arms. "What happened to Nicole? And Tiffany? And-"

Lon'qu stopped him. "Wait, what?"

Severa planted her hands firmly on her hips. "I hate to tell you, Nikki, but your beloved Inigo is nothing but a no good player! He'll f—k you tonight, then someone else tomorrow!"

Olivia sweat dropped. "Excuse me?"

Inigo sighed. "This is really awkward…"

Lon'qu 'tsk' ed. "No s—t!" He marched over to Inigo. "Do you expect me to be fine with you being a ladies' man! It took me gods know how long to build up enough courage to talk to your mother!"

Inigo shrunk in fear. "Sorry, dad…"

He grabbed his hand. "I need to teach you a lesson, boy."

Inigo tried to pull away. "No! You said I decide when we spar next!"

Lon'qu dragged him to the ground. "Not this time." The others watched as he left. As they left, and Nikki backed away, four more entered the scene. The Exalt of Ylisse, the Queen, one of the princesses, and her boyfriend. To be specific, Chrom, Sumia, Lucina, and Laurent.

Chrom walked over to Severa parents. "Kayle, Cordelia, nice to see you."

Kayle shook Chrom's hand. "Nice to see you friend."

Cordelia and Sumia did the same. "It's been too long."

Severa stepped out of the door way. "Please, come in everyone."

Kayle and Chrom sat in the middle of the couch, their wives at their sides. In the room, along with Severa's recliners, were three more. Lucina in one, Morgan in another, and Olivia in the last. Yarne, Laurent, Panne, and Gaius stood.

Severa pointed to a loveseat in the back. "I would advice staying away from that."

Yarne, who was leaning on one of the arms sped away from it. "Gross, are you telling me he-" She nodded.

Olivia sighed. "I'm sorry for him."

Morgan nodded. "He's horrible, no offense. He blows off work for girls, puts strangers ahead of his friend's health…"

Olivia groaned. "I'm sorry."

Severa shook her head. "No worries."

Panne scratched her chin. "I don't understand, Olivia and Lon'qu are respectable, but their son is using woman like Q-Tips."

Chrom crossed his arms. "True, it's odd. I hope this isn't affecting Severa in a bad way…"

Kayle scoffed. "Yeah, right! My Severa is not dirty minded like Inigo!" He shook his head. "Wait, Olivia, I'm sorry."

"It's alright."

Morgan scoffed. "Dad, I think you're wrong. She made a joke about Yarne and me a few days ago."

Gaius raised a brow. "How so? Did it have to do with Yarne's goal to repopulate Taguels?" She nodded, and Gaius laughed. "So what? Did she ask if you and Yarne f-"

Yarne lunged at his father and clamped his hands over his mouth. "Yes, she did!"

Panne crossed her arms. "Well, why haven't you? If you're going to repopulate our species, it would be best to start early. So, have you?"

Lucina snickered. "Wow, this is interesting!"

Yarne glared at her. "Well, what about you and Laurent, huh?!"

Lucina blushed fiercely, and Laurent simply adjusted his glasses. "No, we are yet to do those things, Yarne." He said.

Sumia looked around. "This place is nice. The rent must be expensive."

Severa nodded. "It's not easy paying for it myself."

Cordelia shook her head. "I don't understand, how could you afford all of this? Where do you work?"

Severa chuckled. "A preschool."

Kayle smirked. "What kind of preschool pays so much?"

She sat in her father's lap. "Does it matter? I get paid good."

Kayle chuckled. "Why are you in my lap? If you should be in a lap, shouldn't it be Inigo's?"

She blushed fiercely and shoved him against the couch. "Dad!" The others burst out laughing. Severa ran to her room. "I'm not coming out until you stop!"

Morgan strolled to the door. "C'mon sis! You're too mature for this!~"

Severa hit the door. "Am not! It's perfectly fine for me to throw tantrums like this!"

Cordelia joined Morgan. "When I was your age, I was far past throwing tantrums."

Severa scoffed. "Well, you also lost your virginity six years after Inigo lost his."

Cordelia sighed. "Well, he was my husband, not some street whore like Inigo's." Cordelia blushed. "Wait. How did you know?!"

Kayle sweat dropped. "My fault, sorry dear." Cordelia grabbed Kayle's ear and dragged him out.

Chrom looked at the door. "No doubt they're going to talk about how Kayle discussed their sex life with their daughter…s"

Morgan shook her head. "I didn't know. I'm not all that surprised though."

Severa closed her door. "I'm taking a nap!"

Morgan scoffed and walked towards the door of the apartment. "Let's leave her." They all got up and left with her.

I have a feeling this isn't as good as the others. Please review and let me know. Also, should I have a chapter revolving around the Hubba Tester from the game? That could easily lead to some funny scenes.

Also: I paired My unit and Cordelia, Chrom and Sumia, Lon'qu and Olivia, and Panne and Gaius, as seen in this chapter.

Kayle is my unit

Build- 1

Hair Style- 5

Hair Color- 5

Voice – Male 1

Thus, Severa is brunette, And Morgan is a redhead.