Chapter II
"I got two tickets to Disney World," Fox held up two tickets for everyone gathered in the living room to see. "Who wants to come?"
"Will there be any hot babes?" Wario grinned as he rubbed his hands together.
"Hot babes are a given, Wario."
Wario held his head in sadness.
"Eh, I guess I'll tag along," offered Shulk.
"Excellent! We have less than thirty minutes to pack."
"Have you already packed yet?"
Fox looked to the side with guilt.
Fox and Shulk arrived at Disney via Landmaster. At the entrance, they were approached by Mickey Mouse.
"Hello you two!" greeted the mouse. "Welcome to..."
"DIE YOU FIEND!" Shulk attacked poor Mickey with his xenoblade.
"Woah dude, chill," Sonic restrained his buddy from doing more damage. Minnie, Donald, and Goofy appeared.
"They're everywhere! Everywhere, I tell you!"
"Is everything here alright?" a security guard approached the two brawlers.
"No sir, my friend's just going insane, that's all," chuckled Sonic.
"Hmph. Fine then. Enjoy your time here."
Fox and Shulk started off their Disney World trip by going on one of the rides - the Walt Disney World Railroad. Shulk was being rather annoying as he was on the ride.
"We're all gonna die!" he screamed as he kept hugging Fox, garnering the attention of everyone on the train. "Every man for himself!"
"Chill out, it's just a train ride," assured Fox.
"What if there is an accident?"
Soon enough, the train ride rammed into a Snorlax, sleeping on the railroad tracks.
"Alright, so it's just some dumb Snorlax," shrugged Fox. "What else could possibly happen?"
A comet struck the train ride. All the riders were blown away.
"This can't be the only time a comet struck this place!"
"Yo, Doug, did we have another comet strike here?" an employee asked the conductor.
"Fifth one this month," replied the conductor.
"Now what were you saying?" Shulk smirked at Fox.
The next ride the two went on was a roller coaster. Shulk was screaming at the top of his lungs...even though the ride hasn't started yet.
"Will you stop that?!" Fox scolded as the riders buckled in their seat belts.
"Sorry I was trying to get my screams out," apologized Shulk.
"Save your screaming until the ride starts."
A few seconds later, the ride began...and Shulk began screaming.
"SHULK!"
"B-But you said..." stuttered Shulk.
"You know what, forget about it."
"You want me to forget screaming? Is that even possible?"
Fox facepalmed.
The ride ended after three laps. Fox had a crazed look on his face.
"That ride was AWESOME!" he pumped his fists in the air. "Don't you think so Shulk?"
Fox turned to Shulk, whose face was red. Not to mention his mouth was closed.
"...Everything alright, buddy?"
Fox poked Shulk's cheek, causing his mouth to open.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Shulk let out a huge scream.
"Dude..." Fox shook his head at Shulk.
"You told me to forget screaming, so I tried to do just that by holding my screams in. But when..."
"Let's just go," Fox grabbed Shulk and quickly exited the ride.
Fox and Shulk ventured throughout Disneyland, until an attraction caused Fox to stop and gasp.
"The Jonas Brothers are having a concert!" he squealed.
"YOU like the Jonas Brothers?" questioned Shulk.
"They're my guilty pleasure!"
Fox grabbed Shulk's arm as he ran to join the crowd. The Jonas Brothers were performing onstage, and Shulk appeared to be miffed by the lyrics.
I'm stepping into the fire
And I'm tryna keep from going under
Baby you turn the temperature higher
Cause I'm burning up, burning up
For you baby...
"ARREST THOSE FOOLS!" shouted Shulk.
"Are you trying to start a scene?!" frowned Fox.
"These cretins are attempting to promote arson. They deserve to be put in their place immediately!"
Soon a bunch of security guards confronted Shulk. The Xenoblade wielder gave several guards a karate chop to the head, and put one of the guards in a Walls of Jericho.
Following the beating, Fox and Shulk were ousted from Disneyland.
"This is all your fault," Fox grumbled. But Shulk was unable to listen to him.
"You'll be hearing from my lawyer!" Shulk shook his fist at the Disneyland management.
"You don't have a lawyer."
"I know..." Shulk held his head in sadness.
Fox and Shulk returned to the Smash Mansion after a long trip home. They entered the dining room, where Lucina and Bowser were present.
"So how did the trip go?" Lucina asked the two.
"Shulk got us banned from the amusement park..." moaned Fox.
"Banned from Disneyland?" exclaimed Bowser. "How awesome!"
"How is getting banned awesome?" questioned Lucina.
"It just makes you look cool and radical!"
"And you wonder why you always lose to Mario..." remarked Fox. Bowser was about to fight Fox, but Lucina restrained him from doing so.
"I had such a great time at Disneyland," Shulk told Fox. "We should go to the Universal Resort someday!"
"Nope nope nope nope nope," Fox walked way from Shulk real quick.