Chapter IV
Master Hand gathered all the brawlers in the mansion around a large table for a very important meeting.
"Independence day is just around the corner, and I need your participation for the cookout," the hand explained.
"But we're not even on American soil!" Luigi pointed out.
"Did I ask for any of your backtalk mister? Leave the premises NOW!"
"It always has to be me..." Luigi sighed as he left the table.
"How are we going to celebrate Independence Day to begin with?" questioned King Dedede. "We don't even have a grill!"
"Which is why you're buying one," replied Master Hand.
"D'oh!"
"Peach will be responsible for the decorations. Pit will buy the food. Can I trust you two?"
"You betcha!" saluted Pit.
"You can count on us!" said Peach.
The next day, Master Hand was arranging the decorations for the 4th of July cookout. Red, white, and blue decorations were everywhere.
"Where's Pit with the food?" Patulena wondered.
"Right here!" Pit entered the Smash Mansion, carrying a boatload of food, which he poured out on the kitchen table. Patulena sorted through the groceries.
"Pit, who eats spaghetti on Independence Day?" Patulena held up a box of pasta and a bag of meatballs.
"People who wants to eat less cholesterol and more healthy stuff!"
"Healthy stuff?" Wario overheard Pit and proceeded to fight him before Donkey and Diddy Kong restrained him from doing so. "Them fighting words!"
"What is this?!" Master Hand sorted through the groceries. "Celery sticks? Mac n Cheese? Waffles? Where's the hot dogs, burgers, potato chips, and such?"
"Nobody wants to eat that unhealthy crap!" attested Pit.
"I WANT TO EAT THAT UNHEALTHY CRAP!" bellowed Wario.
"Yo, Master Hand, I know what might cheer you up..." Ike appeared in front of Master Hand - who was agitated - along with the Pokemon Trainer, Wolf, and Shadow the Hedgehog - the latter who was invited to the Independence Day party. "...a whip dance!"
"What..." Master Hand just watched as the four performed the Whip dance for Master Hand.
"No need to fear, Master Hand!" Mega Man entered the Smash Mansion with the right food for the cookouit. "I bought some food in the middle of the night in case Pit screwed things up."
"Whoever said I was gonna screw things up?" Pit put his hands on his hips. "I'm just trying to promote healthy lifestyles and habits!"
"He used the H word again!" Wario got even angrier. "Let me at him, let me at him!"
"First Ike and his pals are doing some weird dance, and now Wario wants to fight Pit," sighed Master Hand. "Could things get any worse?"
There was a knock at the door. Samus answered the door.
"The special entertainment is here!" she called out.
"Special entertainment?" Master Hand was confused. "I never hired any special entertainment!"
Soon Phineas and Ferb entered the Smash Mansion and approached Master Hand.
"Hello there!" greeted Phineas. "My name is..."
"Begone with you!" Master Hand flicked both Phineas and Ferb, sending them out of the mansion.
"Master Hand, that wasn't very nice!" Peach appeared and scolded Master Hand. "How dare you hurt innocent children!"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"How about this: you chill out and socialize with the male brawlers, while us ladies sort things out regarding the cookout. Got it?"
"Yeah, sure, maybe that will keep my mind off of things..."
So while Peach, Zelda, Samus, Lucina, Rosalina, and Patulena dealt with the organization of the cookout, Master Hand went to go converse with Ike.
"I gotta admit, that was a great whip you did there," Master Hand complimented Ike and the others' whip dance.
"You betcha it's a nice whip!" Ike, who didn't know Master Hand was referring to his dance, pulled out a whip and proceeded to whip the giant hand with it. The Pokemon Trainer, Wolf, and Shadow joined in as well.
"What is going on?!" Rosalina went to go investigate what was going on. "Stop it this instant!" She then confronted Ike and his pals, and restrained them from whipping Master Hand. "What has gotten into you all?!"
"Well, Master Hand said I had a great whip, so I had to show him - by force - how great my whip was!"
"I was only complimenting your dance!" stated Master Hand.
"Maybe if you were more specific, we wouldn't have whipped you in the first place!" retorted Shadow.
"Like, this is a weird mansion to be living in, don't you think Scoob?" Shaggy, who randomly was sitting on a couch, asked his trusty pal, Scooby Doo.
"Yeah!" Scooby nodded in agreement.
"WHY ARE THOSE TWO BOZOS IN MY MANSION?!" boomed Master Hand.
"Did you not read the title of this story?" questioned the Pokemon Trainer. "It reads, 'Super Random Bros'. Almost anything can happen, anything is possible."
"ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!" Wolf yelled at the top of his lungs, channeling his inner Kevin Garnett. "Sorry if that disturbed anyone."
"Let's get out of here Scoob!" Shaggy left the Smash Mansion along with Scooby Doo, highly concerned for his safety and well-being.
"Hehe.." King Dedede confronted Master Hand, though she was overwhelmed with nervousness.
"Anything wrong?" questioned Master Hand.
"While we were preparing the food..."
"I destroyed it all!" Pit yelled from afar. "No non-nutritional food to be found!"
"...Bring Pit here," commanded Master Hand. King Dedede ordered on of his Waddle Dees to retrieve the winged lad.
"Wassup?" Pit held out his hand, expecting some dap from Master Hand. All he received was a finger slick that send him out of the mansion.