A/N: Sorry guys! Been having to catch up with some other fics of mine, and this kinda got pushed to the side. But don't worry. This is where the Freelancers find out how they all lost their virginity. Warning: CAH themes inside

*How We Lost Our Virginity*

Maine placed his large hand on top of the black pile, hissing. York raised an eyebrow in surprise. "You want to be the judge? Really?" Maine nodded, letting out a grumble. York put his arms in the air, letting him take the role. "Okay then."

Maine flipped over the next black card in the pile, and he growled in slight exasperation. York snickered as he read it for the rest of the Freelancers. "How did I lose my virginity? Aw man, we are really going to have fun with this."

York threw his down, his hands behind his head as he confidently tilted his chair onto its back legs. "I lost my virginity to a fence pole." Wyoming and Texas winced. "I would not like to have that shoved up my ass, thank you very much."

The British man stroked his mustache before throwing his card onto the table. "I lost my virginity to a Japanese tentacle porn star." CT rolled her eyes as she smacked him on the back of his head. "The sad thing is, that's probably true."

Wyoming shrugged, an amused smile on his face. "This is quite amusing. A winner won't come easy."

Meanwhile in another time…

"BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!"

"TUCKER! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Back to the Freelancers

Tex smirked as her card landed on the pile. "I lost my virginity to bees." Wyoming gave her a strange look. "What did you do to the bees?" Tex shrugged her shoulders, an innocent smile on her face. "Not giving you that information."

"I lost my virginity to Trainer Green Okido," Carolina declared as she placed her card down. CT and Tex began to water at the mouth. "He is the only really sexy male character from Pokémon…"

"If only he was real…"

Having enough of the swooning girls, Florida placed down his card. "I lost my virginity to the profoundly handicapped." All of the Freelancers either gasped or laughed their asses off. "Oh fuck! Florida! That's so wrong, but it's funny as hell!"

Florida put his hands in the air, smiling. "Thank you, thank you. You're all so wonderful. Not really." Wyoming let out an amused snicker as Tex and Carolina gave him death glares. "You might want to take that back, chap. They look quite cross with you."

Florida scoffed and ignored the glares. "Nah. Your knock-knock jokes are a better defense." The British man perked up, surprised and happy. "Really? Knock-knock."

Florida and York rolled their eyes. "We were joking. Now shut up."

"Shut up who? Shall I go on?"

Tex rubbed her temples in frustration as York raised his hand in a threat to hit the British man. "We were fucking kidding! Now shut up!"

Before Wyoming could go any farther with his terrible scheme of driving everyone completely fucking insane, North groaned in annoyance and slammed his hand down. "Dammit. It's probably worse than Wash's, but here it is. I lost my virginity to Gavin Free." Carolina rubbed her head, Tex didn't speak (neither did Wyoming, Florida, CT, York, and Maine), South let her head crash onto the table, and Wash was the only one who spoke. "That was the worst one ever…of all time."

"Fuck you Wash."

Wash smirked as he went. "No thank you, sir. I'm afraid…mine is actually worse. I lost my virginity to the Stig." Wyoming's jaw dropped, incredulous. "Wait, as in THE Stig? The one from Top Gear UK?"

Wash gave him an exasperated look. "Is there another fucking Stig out there in the universe? Yes, as in the one from Top Gear UK. It's the only watchable British show on." South shared a confused glance with York. "Who's the Stig?" York put his hands up, covering his face. "Ask Wyoming."

South looked over at the British man, and she gulped at the smirk he had. "Oh, you'll find out who the Stig is pretty fast…"

Ten minutes later

"HOW THE FUCK CAN HE HACK INTO HIS OWN HELMET!? AND WHY DOES HE KEEP A PICTURE OF HIS FUCKING WALLET IN HIS WALLET!? FUCK!?" South screamed, her face incredibly red.

As she continued to yell at the top of her lungs, Maine hissed and pointed at Florida. The older man was a bit surprised. "Really? I won?" Maine growled, and Florida fist pumped. "Fuck yes! Finally!"

A/N: Next up, the Freelancers find out what the school trip was ruined by. XD. Leave suggestions below!