A/N: I know, I know. This has taken a bit long, and I should be a bit more consistent with this. Still, if I can provide some laughs for this, I feel I've done my job. Again, don't own anything!

*Ruining the School Trip*

York rubbed his good eye, having played now four rounds of Cards Against Humanity. "Okay, we need to decide who's gonna be the judge next round. Otherwise, we'll be fighting amongst each other, and that's not good for us."

"Should we draw straws?" Wash suggested. Tex shook her head. "Um, no. That will take too long, and I don't feel like dealing with the inevitable fight that'll ensue." The black and gold Freelancer couldn't find much to argue with. "True."

Carolina rolled her eyes and took the deck from Maine, the silent Freelancer hissing. "Yes, I'll do it Maine. It's the only way these idiots will shut up about it. Florida, you're next; then Wyoming; then CT; and then Tex."

"What about York!?" Wyoming exclaimed, pointing at a smug tan Freelancer, his arms folded across his chest. "You forgot him! Your boy-"

CT clamped a hand over the British man's mouth before he said something he would regret. "Don't listen to him. York, you go after me, okay?" York nodded, seemingly amused by Wyoming's lack of air. "Okay. Though, you might want to let Wy breathe a bit. He's looking a little blue."

CT removed her hand, and Wyoming started to wheeze. "And red. One could say it was red vs. blue."

"No, it's blue vs. red. No one says it the other way around."

"…just shut the fuck up Wash."

Carolina flipped a black card over, a hand over her face. "The school trip was completely ruined by (Blank). Okay people, give me your best. I'm the judge this round, and no York, you don't automatically win. You have to actually try."

York cursed under his breath. "Fuck." As he looked through his deck, North put down a card, snickering. "The school trip was completely ruined by incest."

South was horrified by her twin brother's card, while Tex seemed amused. "Don't worry South. I'll make sure you don't fall into that hole.

In another time…

"Oooooh, bow chicka bow wow!"

"Goddammit Tucker! Enough of your stupid sex jokes!"

Back to the Freelancers

South, still disturbed, put her own down, mouthing "Help me!" to Tex. "The school trip was completely ruined by sexual tension."

Wyoming snickered, exchanging a glance with CT and Maine. "Seems legit." Tex elbowed South, a dark glimmer in her eyes. "It wouldn't happen to be from us, would it~?"

"GODDAMMIT! TEX!"

"Kidding North, only kidding."

North rolled his eyes, about to retort when Wyoming went, stroking his chin. "Hmmm, this chap has a mysterious name, doesn't he? The school trip was completely ruined by Lavernius Tucker."

CT and the others looked at him in confusion. "Who! The fuck! Is that guy!?" Wyoming shrugged, running a finger through his Mario mustache. "Dunno. I hope he likes knock-knock jokes."

Back into that different time…

Tucker sneezed, startling Church. "Achoo!" The powder blue soldier looked at his teammate in surprise. "Dude, do you have a cold or something?"

Tucker shook his head, wiping his nose. "No…I think someone's talking about me."

Church scoffed and waved his hand in dismissal. "Please, that's just a Japanese supersti-" He suddenly sneezed. "Okay, maybe not."

"I told you…"

"Shut up."

And back to the Freelancers

"The school trip was completely ruined by Epsilon Church," CT stated, putting her card down. Wyoming gave her a slightly exasperated look. "And you say mine was bad? CT, I think I need to-"

CT placed her hand over his mouth. "Don't. Even. Think about it."

York and Wash exchanged amused looks. "Maybe he should try one of his knock-knock jokes instead." Wyoming, who had licked CT's hand to release her grip, smirked. "Ah, who's there?"

York sighed, wishing he didn't set this up. "Nobody, stop." Wyoming smirked again, stroking his mustache. "Nobody stop who? Shall I go on?"

York sarcastically laughed. "Ha, yeah, I was kidding! Now shut up." Wyoming, not knowing when to stop his horrible stunt, pressed on. "Shut up who?"

He was finally silenced by Carolina's death glare, her green eyes burning holes into him. "Shut up, now."

York put his down, hoping Carolina would end the round and declare him the winner. "The school trip was completely ruined by shitty knock-knock jokes." All of the Freelancers (except Wyoming) laughed at his card. "That is so true! Carolina, you better choose that one!"

The light blue Freelancer motioned to Tex, one of the four who still had yet to go. "Your turn. Give me your best shot." Tex sucked her teeth, throwing out a card. "This one sort of sucks, but whatever. The school trip was completely ruined by teamkilling fucktards."

Back to Blood Gulch

"Achoo!"

"Dammit! Even you Caboose!? What the hell is going on here!? I bet the Reds don't have to deal with this bullshit!"

To the Freelancers

After getting a few good laughs out of Tex's, Maine went next, growling for York to read it. "The school trip was completely ruined by…my collection of high-tech sex toys?" Maine nodded, shrugging.

Florida chuckled and slapped the massive Freelancer on the back. "That's pretty good, Maine. I think it's between you and York for first place."

Wash waggled a finger, a smirk on his face. "Not yet, Florida. I'm still in this." The older Freelancer let his head crash on the table. "Yeah, but yours is probably so shitty, no one will even consider it, Private Negative First Class."

Tex winced, whistling. "Oooooh! You just got BURNNNNED!" Wash was too ashamed to say anything in self-defense as he put a card down. "The school trip was completely ruined by kids with ass cancer."

Wyoming spat out some tea, shocked. "Oh come on! That's beyond fucked up!" Wash shrugged smugly. "You're right. It's perfect."

Florida shook his head. "No, it still sucks because you said it. Now, here's mine. The school trip was completely ruined by Freckles." His response was met by several boos and Carolina cleared her throat. "I'm ready to announce the winner of this round."

Everyone leaned in as she gave her verdict. "The winner is…Agent York. Sorry, but his is beyond true."

South and Wash grumbled in annoyance, but Florida silenced them. "Fair enough. Shall we continue?"

"Yes, please."

A/N: XD. Next up, with Florida judging, we will have a Christmas edition (even though it is late as fuck…) and find out what Santa gives the bad children instead of coal. Until next time!

Ja'ne!