This may not be my best work and if you see something wrong tell me, and I did just see 'the penguin who loved me' so that's why I did do one thing from the show, but Kowalski and Doris aren't together in this Story, yet.

Another beautiful day in the central park zoo, 20 minutes after Skipper would wake everyone up, until.

"MARLENE!"

"MARLENE!"

"WAKE UP!"

"WAKE UP!"

"WAKE UP!"

"WAKE UP!"

"WAKE UP!"

Marlene opened her eyes to see it was it was just Becky and Stacy standing over then, "just give me a minute." She said and got up and removed everyone's earmuffs, "guys we have company." She yawned.

"AHHHH, BADGERS!" Private shoved hid pillow over his head.

"Skipper, Coffee?" Marlene said from the coffee maker.

"Always." He said seating at the table he was using as his bed.

Marlene got a second one and gave it to Skipper and toke a sip from hers it, "so why are you guys here for?" she asked and toke another sip.

"The rumor about you and Skipper changed!" Said Stacy.

"I told you were not going out." Marlene said, and for some reason Kowalski was mixing test tubes together, "what is it any ways, me and him are getting married." Then she drank more coffee.

"Now it said you're dating Julien" said Becky.

Marlene and Skipper spat out there Coffee, Rico throw up a smoke bomb out of shook, Privet fell out of bed and Kowalski put too much in the test tube and it exploded.

"It's true, I was there when Shelly tolled us." Doris said looking through a port hole.

"DORIS!" Kowalski yelled and poured more liquid into the beaker and it exploded again.

"Kowalski what was that." Said Skipper coughing.

"Experimental rocket fuel." He said coughing, "I was trying to change the fly suits soda bottle and secondary bottle, to make it faster." He said and got a fan.

"But what about the rumor." Marlene said and just like that Julian jumped down after Mort so he could have a pillow.

"Good morning my Queen." He said getting really close to her,

"I am not you're Queen." she said pushing him away.

"You can't hid you love for the king, with is me. All the zoo is saying it." He said trying to get closer.

"Can you guy remind me who started this rumor?" Marlene said putting both paw to push Julian away.

"According to Leonard, it's a raccoon who called himself 'the Archer'." Said Becky.

"You mean Archie? Now way would he be doing such a thing?" asked Private.

"I don't know but I think we should pay him a visit, but first, someone get him off me!" Marlene was pushing really hard to get away. Kowalski cough and signaled to a plat form with an X on it. "If you want me to be your Queen go stand on the X." she asked him nicely.

"I will do anything for you my Queen." He said and ran to the X, "now you kiss me." He said.

"Ok then close your eye and pucker up." Julien did as he was told. And then Marlene hit a button right next to the platform and lunched him out. "Finally."

"Ware dose that thing go to?" asked Stacy.

"I don't know. I calibrated it from the last time Private and Hunter used it to bring Hunter home." Kowalski said.

"Who's Hunter?" asked Doris.

"She's a leopard seal that Privet saved from being fish past, and then traveled all the way with her to Antarctica." Explained Kowalski.

"Your friend with an animal that in the wild dose attack you." Started Stacy.

"And yet you scared or us."

"And we've never once hurt you."

"What gives?" Both of them where getting closer to him every time.

"Now's not the time for this. I thing we should all go and meat this Archie guys."

"You know I can't just walk on land you now." Doris said through the window.

"Fine then, Kowalski stay here and keep her company." Marlene said and went up. And then you see Doris swim up.

"I think we should go and see him, Kowalski stay and make a Doris a Segway just like, Blowholes, but make it Pink, I know Marlene is going to ask so just do it. Rico, Private topside!" he said and want up, With Rico come after.

"Sorry, ladies but I have to go." Private ran as fast as he could.

"Oh, no you don't Private!" said Stacy.

"Were not done talking about this!" finished Becky.

"And then there was one." Kowalski said and went to work with Doris watching him without being noticed.

Whit everyone else.

"So where does this guy live?" asked Marlene.

"Last time we found him, he was living in a shed." Said Private.

"Marlene, I want you and the girls to say here wail we have a talk with Archie." Skipper said, and Rico throw up a crowbar. 'hehehe.'

"No way, I'm going to talk with him." she said.

When they got to Archie's home.

Marlene open the door and said, "What is with you and spreading rumors about me!" she yelled to however was in there.

"AHHHH!" yelled Archie and hid behind a box. "Oh, its gust you guy."

"You haven't answered my question, why the rumors!" she said.

Then to TV turned on, "he did it for me." Dr. Blowhole said laughing.

"Blowhole!" Skipper said.

"Yes it's me. And I was the one who told him to spread the rumors about you and your girlfriend there so you could feel embarrass that that everyone know, but since you where ok with this I thought 'what if you hear that your girlfriend is cheating on you with your BFF', I know you would get angry." He said and started to laugh.

"I'm not his girlfriend, and I wouldn't date Julian!" yelled Marlene.

"Really, then I guess all the time you've spent with him at his side was just coincidence. DE 'Nile isn't just a river in Egypt, and now that you are distracted." You hear loud thuds coming from behind to see crabs all over the room.

"We have 3 highly trained military penguins and 3 blood thirsty mustelider." Said Skipper.

"mustelidae." corrected Blowhole.

"Whatever, we can handle this no sweat." He said.

"Except, I don't know how to fight." Marlene said.

"What a sham, Red Once, attack!" then the screen went black.

I'm just going to end Right there, next week I might have the next chapter up and if not I will have it by the 18th, which it also the same day I start college again, and might not have so much free time to write, but I plan on seeing this thing through. cheak out my page and see what new, if you already haven't, and pm my if you want to talk.

Word of the day.

fools·cap
noun
a cap or hood usually with bells worn by jesters

that it for now. Red Omega out, Peace!