Hey, guys! It's me again. I finally managed to finish Chapter 2. Just a little bit of info, in case I haven't covered it in the earlier Chapter. All character belong to their original owners. And whatever else other reference I may make here is for entertainment only. It's GinTama also, so I guess that works. Anywho, enough of my talking. On with the Chapter! XD Be sure to leave a review after reading. (although, you don't have to. it's really optional. Reply to me about anything, you love me, you want me, you want to be friends, send hate mail. (which I hope you really don't.) well, whatever it is, just tell me something. xD)

Hetalia- Axis Powers belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz

GinTama belongs to Hideaki Sorachi

I woke up that following morning. I heard voices coming from out front. One of them belonged to Otose, and the others... well, BANG! I jolted out from bed and my head began to throb. "Ugh..." I laid back and down. The weight of the hangover was too much to bear. "Dammit..." The whole place shook for a quick minute. I got up and ran out.

~Gintoki's pov~
"A time traveling wizard, eh?" I said, raising an eyebrow. "This could be interesting."

"I didn't say that, but that's how he explained it." Otose replied. "Of course, he has some trouble and he can't seem to know where he is. I let him stay the night; that's why I asked if you could at least help him out."

"Does this mean I get money from you?"

"Hell no! You still owe me money, you imbecile!"

"Sadaharu! Noo!" Kagura shouted.

The stupid dog hits the wall while trying to chase its own tail. The sound went with a loud BANG! and shook the whole place up. Otose glared and shouted. "He's asleep! Get that mutt out of here!"

"Who is?" Kagura wondered.

I spotted a blonde male rushing out in only the white robe, Otose gave him, apparently. He looked as if he saw a ghost or something. That's funny. We all looked at him, well, look at those eyebrows! They're huge! It's like caterpillars just made a home on his face or something! He looked at Otose with a worried look on his face. "Is everything alright? I heard a loud bang and then..." he looked over at us. "Who are these people?" He had a weird accent while speaking in Japanese. Who is this guy?

"Yeah. We're all right." she said. "Sleep well?"

"Oh. Yes, I did actually. I still have a little bit of a hangover."

"That's all right I have something to take care of that..."

"Good morning!" another voice rang. It was Shinpachi. He walked in, closing the door behind him.

"Mornin', Shinpachi." I responded along with Kagura in unison. He sat by the counter. I whispered to him and explained that we had a client from the future who was a wizard.

"Whoa, really?" he sounded really excited. "This must be a big problem, then. Who is he?"

"I'm Arthur Kirkland. It's very nice to meet you."

"How could you hear us? We were whispering." I told him, admittedly.

"You call that whispering? I could hear you."

"Oh. I'm sorry. This is the man I was telling you about. He was stuck here, in the 'future'. He's a bit weak from his hangover."

"The only problem is that I can't go back home to the past, where I belong. I don't know how I got here and why I got here. But, I hope to go home soon."

"Don't worry, Arthur-san." Shinpachi assured him. "I'm sure we'll get you back home in no time."

"Thank you very much." Arthur said, bowing.

"I'm sorry. I'm Shinpachi Shimura. The man with the silver hair is Gintoki. I'm pretty sure you already know Otose-san and Catherine-san. The girl in red with the hair buns is Kagura-chan. And, the huge dog is Sadaharu."

Arthur glanced over at the dog and freaked out. "He's huge!"

"That he is. I'm sorry about this Arthur-san. Strange things happen here, so you're going to have to bear with it." Shinpachi said to him.

"Since he's going to be here awhile, why don't we show him around the town?"

"That's a good idea, Gintoki." Otose agreed. "But, if anything happens to him, you're responsible for getting him back."

"I know, I know." I said to her as headed out the door.

I noticed that Arthur was frowning as he walked next to me. It seemed the yukata -Otose provided for him- must be really uncomfortable for him since we are here in Kabukichou. I'm pretty sure where he's from, he must not have seen or worn one before. "Is there something wrong with the yukata?" I decided to ask him.
"Oh, no. I'm thankful Otose gave me these. But, these were hers." he explained to me. "I would've been fine with what I was wearing, but she said it reeked of booze and vomit."
I chuckled, seeing as how he was drinker, too. "Well, be thankful for that. Of course, you will be staying here a while, so I hope you mind the hospitality."
"Thank you. But..."
"'But?'"
"Well, I don't wear these often. I wore them along with a friend of mine a few times to festivals and such. It was nice."
Before I got to ask him a few things, I spotted Otae stepping out of a market. A plastic bag in one hand, and a bento on the other. She was in such a good mood she was practically beaming. Shinpachi was the first to approach her.
"Hey, sis!" he beamed.
"Oh, Shin-chan! What are you doing here?"
"Nothing, really. We're just showing our new client around the place." I noticed he leaned in closer and whispers to her. "He's pretty much new to Edo. I hear he's a wizard."
She looked over and her face brightened. "Oh, my! It's you again!" Otae said as she looked at Arthur and went over to him.
"'Ello."
"I see you found Gin-san to help you out. So, you're a wizard?" she asked, tilting her in head, curiously.
"W-Well, I don't mean to brag or anything. But, I can do a bit of this and that." he says.
"What made you get to Kabukicho?"
"I have no clue, honestly. I just woke up and here I am. I don't know if I'll be able to return back to my own time, though."
"Oh, I see, now!" Otae said, hitting a fist onto her palm.
Arthur blinked.
"You're a time lord and you're stuck here with your trusty time machine thing, correct?"
Arthur chuckled. "Not exactly."
I couldn't help but to jump in, I had a hunch there was something on him that I didn't look into... "So, do you by any chance have a sort of objects, you know, like a... magic pen or something?"
"What the bloody hell are you going on about?"
This guy gets annoyed pretty easily. This will be fun to bug him with his time here.
"I am not a time lord, interesting as it is, and I most certainly am not a wizard. B-But, I wish I was!" he was sputtering his sentences. This is guy's funny, I Iike him already. After a few more conversing, we departed from Otae and headed off to go show Arthur around... wait, what's that? I grabbed my sword from my belt and tossed it at the tree.
The others blinked as there was a yelp and someone fell out. Geez… this ninja creeper again. Does she even have a life?
"What the hell, Gintoki?" Arthur shouted and went over to her. "Excuse me, Miss, but... are you alright?"
I watched as the purple-haired ninja ran her hands all over his face and through his hair. Yep. She lost her glasses. Again.
He blinked in confusion. "Can I help you?"
"Gin-san..." she said as she caressed his cheek. "Gin-san, I love you."
"TH-THAT'S NOT GIN-SAN, SACHAN-SAN! WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES!" Shinpachi shouted.
"I am not Gi-YOU HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT!" I heard him shout. He seemed really disturbed and back away from her.
She rebounded and clung to him. "GIN-SAAAAN~~~~! PLEASE! PLEASE, RAPTURE ME IN YOUR WRATH! I WANT TO SCREAM OUT YOUR NAME IN PAIN! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!"
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!" he said pushing her away. "I AM NOT GINTOKI! NOW GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU BLOODY GIT!"
I had no clue what on earth he was saying, he spoke in a different language. All I can make out is that he's angry and looks like he's about ready to rip her to pieces.
"DAMMIT, GINTOKI!" he shouted. "HELP ME!"
And with a loud blast, I noticed Katsura jumped down from a car and laughed. Almost immediately everyone stopped even the crazy ninja girl and Arthur.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU BASTARD SHINSENGUMI!" he shouted as he ran past. He tosses over his shoulder, the bomb landing right into Arthur's hands.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
Within a second, the place blew up in smithereens.

England: Hello readers! That was the end of Chapter 2. The writer would like to apologize for taking so long.
Gintoki: -just started reading Chapter 1- "The wavy perm that stayed in place." -chuckles- I never knew you felt that way about me, Arthur-kun~!
England: Oh, shut up you bloody wanker! It's not my fault the writer was stupid enough to dump me on you. Out of all people, she had to choose me!
Gintoki: I don't think there's anything wrong-
England: I was almost molested by some idiot ninja with horrible eyesight and I got arrested! There is everything wrong about it!
Gintoki: The storyline was interesting!
England: -facepalm, sighs- ...

Chapter 2 did take me about a week to complete. Now for chapter 3! What else is in store for England? Who will he meet next and what else it's to come for our dear Brit? Find out next time in Chapter 3!
Shinpachi: That was a bit overdramatic.

I forgot to mention in the last chapter, with Otae's second appearance, it was a Doctor Who reference if no one caught that. Of course if you haven't seen that show, do it now! You have no clue what you're missing!

See ya later with Chapter 3! :D