I don't own Harry Potter, 'Slut' or 'Barbie Girl'
Third person
"Cho Chang!" Cho Chang strutted up to the stool and put the sorting hat on.
After half a minute it called out, "Cho Chang will be singing 'Slut'"
Dumbledore magicked up a microphone and the lyrics started playing in front of her,
I wanted you cause of your bust
And now I want a night of lust
Everyone was wide eyed.
Can't wait around here anymore
So take me home you dirty whore
The teachers were starting to think they should stop it.
Slut, slut
Dirty bitch
I've had too many pints of poison,
now I wanna try your pants on.
I don't care if you're really crude,
I wanna see you in the nude
People were astounded by the song.
Suppose you think it's fun to tease
Spread around social disease
Don't care how many you have had.
Just lie down I want it bad.
You think you look pretty cute.
Black and shiny diving suit.
High heels with a nine inch spike.
Something about you I know I like
Cho run off crying. "That was unexpected. The next person to sing is... Draco Malfoy!"
Draco walked up to the stool and put on the hat.
A minute later " Draco Malfoy will be singing 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua!"
Some people burst out laughing, others were shocked.
With a huge scowl on his face he started singing in a high pitched voice,
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump in...
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
"I really didn't need that mental imagine" Ron groaned with a green face.
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
"That's correct except he's a boy" (Guess who that was)
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
Nearly everyone was in tears of laughter when it was done.
Everyone went and did their own thing, then came back at lunch, ate and Dumbledore called out next, "Severus Snape!" He scowled while going to sit on the stool. The hat called out,