I don't own Harry Potter, 'Jealous Guy' or 'Don't laugh at me'.

"Severus Snape will be singing 'Jealous Guy'". Snape started scowling but sang,

I was dreaming of the past

and my heart was beating fast

I began to lose control

I began to lose control

I didn't mean to hurt you

I'm sorry that I made you cry

Oh my I didn't want to hurt you

I'm just a jealous guy

"What do you think it's about, Hermione." Whispered Harry.

"It's most likely a love he had." She muttered back.

I was feeling insecure

You might not love me anymore

I was shivering inside

I was shivering inside

Oh I didn't mean to hurt you

I'm sorry that I made you cry

Oh my I didn't want to hurt you

I'm just a jealous guy

The teachers knew who the song was about, suddenly.

[Whistling]

I didn't mean to hurt you

I'm sorry that I made you cry

Oh my I didn't want to hurt you

I'm just a jealous guy

People started talking to each other.

"Next will be... Neville Longbottom!" Dumbledore declared.

Neville shakily made his way up and sat on the stool.

"Neville Longbottom will be singing 'Don't laugh at me''' The hat spoke.

Neville started singing,

I'm a little boy with glasses

The one they call the geek

A little girl who never smiles

'Cause I've got braces on my teeth

And I know how it feels

To cry myself to sleep.

Everyone was surprised at how good his voice was.

I'm that kid on every playground

Who's always chosen last

A single teenage mother

Tryin' to overcome my past

You don't have to be my friend

Is it too much to ask?

[Chorus:]

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names

Don't get your pleasure from my pain

In God's eyes we're all the same

Someday we'll all have perfect wings

Don't laugh at me.

Some people were sad about the song.

I'm the cripple on the corner

You pass me on the street

I wouldn't be out here beggin'

If I had enough to eat

And don't think that I don't notice

That our eyes never meet.

I lost my wife and little boy

Someone crossed that yellow line

The day we laid 'em in the ground

Is the day I lost my mind

Right now I'm down to holdin'

This little cardboard sign.

[Chorus:]

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names

Don't get your pleasure from my pain

In God's eyes we're all the same

Someday we'll all have perfect wings

Don't laugh at me.

I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall

I'm deaf, I'm blind, hey aren't we all?

[Chorus:]

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names

Don't get your pleasure from my pain

In God's eyes we're all the same

Someday we'll all have perfect wings

Don't laugh at me.

Some people were sobbing at how sad the song was.

"It's time for dinner. We'll continue tomorrow." Dumbledore announced.