Kona Force and Ryuko surround Satsuki, as she said, "Make your move, you spandex-wearing dogs…"

She replied, as she put her sword down, "You see, I'm more cunning and smart, like my mother and father… I am the opposite of the Axis Powers of old times, seeing that my powers are for good, in a way of overthrowing the Life Fibers and my mother. AAW, LSAAWS, and every sick name you have, they will succumb to my fist of power. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? There is a reason WHY I am the Insurgent Supreme!
Fear is freedom!
Subjugation is liberation!
Contradiction is truth!
THOSE are the facts about this world! And I say that a lot, because ALL people will surrender to them! THOSE are the words I chose to live by, since knowledge is power!"

Satsuki boomed, "AND NOW, you seven will SURRENDER to them, YOU PIGS OF CIVIL JUSTICE!"

She shined on, as Nikki roared, "LET'S GET HER!"

They prepared to strike, but-.

SLASH!
Jonesy was taken down by a sword slash to the back. Jen cried, "JONESY!"

Ryuko held her scissor blade up and said, "I think I've heard enough…"

Satsuki smiled, as she put Bakuzan away, "Good work, Sis."

Jude asked, "Sis? You mean-?"

Kagami barked, "IDIOT! We went through all that!"

Ryuko let out an evil smirk, as she said, "Sorry. If anyone's going to kill Satsuki or incarcerate her, you'll have to go through me."

Ryuko has betrayed the Kona Force. Why?

"Sorry, guys," she sneered, "While she is purely stupid…"

"HEY!" Satsuki whined.

"She's still my sister… and I love her…"

Wyatt cried, "But that doesn't mean that you have to attack Jonesy!"

Caitlin yelled, "Yeah, and seeing you are the same girth, you are both fashion victims!"

Satsuki replied, "Everybody says that about us, being in the Curves Department. If you think we want to assist you, after I was wanted for hostile takeovers, forget it! If that makes me a villain, I'll happily accept my fate! But I refuse to give in to the hands of justice!"

Jen growled, "How long have you betrayed us, Matoi…"

Ryuko smirked, "I never really was on your side. Satsuki Kiryuin and I are blood from the same dead father…"

Kagami huffed, "Bitch!"

She fired a Kona Beam, as she hollered, "HAVE AT YOU, TRAITOR! YOU WILL FALL TO US!"

BOOM!
The Kona Beam was deflected, as Gamagoori blocked the attack with his right sleeve. He boomed, "WRONG!"

He then transformed, using his Goku Uniform, turning him into a huge Sarcophagus-like beast.
"Shackle Regalia! Mk II!"

Jude cried, "DUDE!"

Kagami cried, "Metamorphosis… I KNEW IT!"

Satsuki laughed, "No, you didn't."

Jen cried, "IT'S AN AMBUSH!"

Gamagoori added, "YOU will fall to us! NO ONE hurts Lady Satsuki or Matoi!"

He slammed a few punches at them, as Wyatt cried, "OKAY! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHO'S ON WHOSE SIDE, ANYWAY?"

Sanageyama, in his green Gundam-like suit (Blade Regalia Mk III), appeared, as he took down Wyatt with a sword strike. Jakuzure, in her dark pink marching attire, and a huge heart-shaped cannon/jetpack (Symphony Regalia Mk II), blasted a huge soundwave pulse at Caitlin, Jude, and Jen. They all fell, as Inumuta said, in his pixelated attire (Probe Regalia Mk II), "You see that, Kona Force 7? There is no need for you to be defense, unlike others that fell to us, and others have yet to learn more about the powers-to-be. We have worked together, as a cohesive unit, formed to protect Lady Satsuki and Matoi. Not even the one called Haruka would stop us."

Jonesy groaned, as he was battered, "What? Why are you even doing this?"

Satsuki replied, "I have no use for weak allies, such as you. If you wish to fight me, now's your chance."

Gamagoori added, "This is true. Following our victory against Ragyo and the Covers, Matoi and Lady Satsuki formed an alliance, in order to obtain the power we seek. Of course, we knew that you are on the good side, but those that defy us, pay the price."

He boomed, as he hovered over the fallen team, "AND Mankanshoku was NO accident! IT WAS YOUR DOING, KONA FORCE!"

Jonesy cried, "WHY US?"

Ryuko replied, "It's this way-."

Jakuzure jeered, "Oh, shut up. We've heard it all before from Slacker Queen."

Ryuko yelled, "HEY, BITCH! I'M TALKING HERE!"

Jakuzure smirked, "Whatever."

Ryuko replied, "As I was saying – shut up – I still remember what happened, prior to the end of Targus City's invasion, I blame you for what you did to her…"

She explained, "Targus City… She was attacked by a bunch of zombies. I wanted to rescue her, but the Narue Nanase army barged in and stopped them. Mako was one of the casualties."

Jen asked, "What?"

Satsuki corrected her, "While you were diving in on saving Targus City, Mako wandered in another city, and one of those clones of a gaudy zombie with a rage problem."

Kagura Sohma, or an undead zombie of her, attacks Mako Mankanshoku, while she was touring the city. Ryuko didn't know what that the Kagura Sohma Zombies were her doing, since Kagura's the undead minion of Tohru Honda, before her death, and that Narue Nanase and her clone army stopped her, only to save Yukino Miyazawa AND Akito Sohma.

Ryuko growled, "The doctors say that she's recovering, but her injuries were severe."

Jen said, "We were busy saving the city from a Robot Invasion."

Ryuko barked, "BUT YOU DIDN'T BOTHER SAVING HER, AFTER YOU SAVED THE CITY?"

Satsuki called out, "Matoi! Compose yourself! Remember last time, when you were enraged over Nui."

Ryuko calmed down and said, "Sorry…"

Satsuki replied, "Could've been someone else; but then again, all of you civil servants speak in one voice."

She bellowed, "In the name of the Honnouji Empire, your capture will bring great glory to us! Kona Force 7, you're without a doubt courageous and powerful, but you lack freedom, like I do! Matoi and I will see to it that you suffer, for interfering in our business!"

Gamagoori stated, "I must warn you, we don't intend to play around! There are six of us, and granted, seven of you. But combined our powers and skills, we will defeat every last one of you, because your prime has ended!"

Jakuzure laughed, "And not just you, there's also The Gang of AAW, since they have beef with us; but not much, since they are too reckless as New Girl and Slack-zilla."

Gamagoori roared at her, "DO YOU REALLY NEED TO SAY THAT?"

Nikki moaned, as she kneeled up, "The Powerpuff Girls… What of them? Did you really slaughter them?"

Satsuki smirked, "No. That was a trap made by my dear sister, only she hid incognito, before you tried to intervene, at Honnouji Hill. Townsville's greatest heroes… defeated by the sisters of power, and daughters of the villainous Ragyo Kiryuin."

Ryuko ambushed the Powerpuff Girls, appearing from behind Blossom. She slashed with her scissor blade, taking down all three girls, in one shot, leaving them injured and battered.

Satsuki narrated, "Of course, if it weren't for them, we would've wasted the Elite Four's abilities on these prissy primadonnas. The only way to ground these brats… was our own power of sisterhood. Enter Matoi…"

Matoi slammed her blade on the ground, as she said to the Powerpuff Girls, "Still weak and frail, in vintage powers… No wonder you're still not growing up."

Satsuki continued, "We are not evil, but if those who side with the path of righteousness get in our way, they will feel our wrath… if they chose to. FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLDS, THAT IS THE REASON I, NO, WE DEFEATED THOSE PRISSY PRESCHOOL SUPERHEROES! The Honnouji Empire NEVER sides with competition!"

Caitlin growled, "For heroes who want to save humanity, you guys are such jerks."

Sanageyama said, "We get that a lot… from her, at least."

Ryuko smiled, "So, Satsuki, shall we oust them?"

Satsuki said, "No. I have a better plan…"

XXXXX

SLAM!
The Kona Force was locked in a dark cell, as Satsuki and Ryuko stared down at the seven teens. They were trapped, as Inumuta replied, "Even if you try to escape, the cells we made are impenetrable. We studied all your moves and traits, only to find a weakness. And seeing that you work for Mayor of F City/LSAAWS Head, Miyuki Takara, we have known your past results… including how your city was demolished, twice."

Jen barked, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!"

The Elite Four and the Sisters laughed evilly. Satsuki smiled, "So ends your game, Kona Force 7. At long last, the recklessness of your duties will be ousted. Of course, The Gang is our next targets. And even if you try to contact them…"

Sanageyama smirked, "…which you won't…"

Satsuki replied, "There's no way you can connect to the server."

Jen growled, "Damn!"

Jonesy said, "Even if we did, we don't care. The AAW is our allies, but we could care less about The Gang. You want to settle a blood feud, start with the Sailor Guardians."

Ryuko smirked, "These old bags have nothing on us."

Satsuki smiled, "I agree. Now then, perhaps we should pay F City a visit. And soon, F City will be S City, in honor of my father, Soichiro Kiryuin."

Jakuzure added, "It begins with an S, of course; also Satsuki's name, as well."

Ryuko barked, "Our father. He was Isshin Matoi…"

Satsuki replied, "Don't you think I know that already?"

Kagami growled, "You two are pure evil! If we ever get out of here, you will suffer the wrath-!"

Satsuki shoved her down, as the Elite Four cackled. Satsuki barked, "ENOUGH OF THIS!"

Click!
Her heel clicked, as she planted Bakuzan down. She bellowed, "Now comes the end of our full-fledged revenge on these seven interlopers. The time has come, for your city, F City, to become the city of my empire! And there's nothing you can do to stop me, this time! For the honor of the fallen Mako Mankanshoku, we will rise up and be victorious! But I warn you, Kona Force 7, you escape this impenetrable jail cell and chose to fight us, then your rematch with me and Ryuko Matoi will BE YOUR LAST!"

Satsuki turned to them, as the Elite Four and Ryuko bowed. She said, "Elite Four, Matoi, let us move!"

They walked down the hallway to the exit, as Jude moaned, "Dude… Now what?"

Kagami growled, as she held the bars, "Tsukasa… She's back in F City with the Daitenzin. I can't let her do this, alone…"

Nikki said, "Don't worry, Kagami. We'll get out of here and rescue them."

Kagami said, "Yeah. Daitenzin may be losers, but Miyuki respects the duties of the LSAAWS recruits."

Jonesy said, "You're right. I say we find something to break the cells down."

Jen asked, "But how, Jonesy?"

Jonesy smirked, "You could say I had a job that involves being a locksmith. I easily picked the locks of any impenetrable lock."

Kagami asked, "How'd you get fired from that?"

He replied, "I accidentally picked the lock for our hard-earned pay, and spilt out to other people to grab their dirty hands on. I'm kidding! I used a skeleton key on a broken lock, and destroyed a diary."

Jude smiled, "Harsh…"

Jen tried to contact the HQ, but her radio was fuzzy. She growled, "Damn! Satsuki & Matoi knew we'd warn the others. Seems that this cell is able to block ALL radio frequencies, except theirs."

Nikki replied, "So, we're sitting ducks? We can't let Satsuki Kiryuin and her sister win! The heroes never lose, in these fanfics!"

Jen replied back, "Yeah, but it seems that the villains are always one step ahead."

Kagami groaned, "So, we're screwed, is that it?"

Wyatt looked out at a small window and said, "Not quite. Jen, see if you can aim your radio signal out there."

Jen looked out and saw a huge radio tower, atop a small building. Jen whispered, "No way… They are a radio satellite?"

Wyatt said, "If we can set the frequency to have our distress signal to HQ, we will warn the others of our capture, and warn them about the Honnouji Assault in F City."

Jonesy replied, "Worth a shot, Wyatt?"

Wyatt smiled, "It's tricky, but it may work."

Jen adjusted the handheld radio, as she replied, "Okay, I'm going to have it sent to HQ, via Morse Code."

She held the radio up and heard a signal. She pressed the button, rapidly, as she sent out a Morse signal.

"S-O-S… S-O-S… Lucky Star Emergency… Kona Force 7 held captive… planning to escape impossible jail cell…"

Kagami replied, "How long will this take?"

Jen said, "Give me a couple more minutes. I need to finish the message."

XXXXX

Meanwhile, in LSAAWS HQ, in a small laboratory, Tsukasa was fitting into her Daitenzin Black attire. She smiled and said, "Cool. Now I know how it feels to wear the colors of Sis's team."

She heard a beeping sound, as a Tsukasa Robot appeared from in Konata's small shack. She beeped, "Distress signal… Kona Force in danger… alert Daitenzin… Danger! Danger! Recording message…"

Tsukasa was cringing, as the robot started to beep in Morse. She sobbed, "Sis is in danger? I have to call Kona-Chan…"

XXXXX

"UNFORGIVEABLE!" Konata roared, "WHY DID MY TSUKASA R ROBOT ACTIVATE ITSELF, ONLY FOR AN EMERGENCY?"

Tsukasa pouted, "I'm sorry, Kona-Chan…"

She, Konata, & Miyuki were angry that Satsuki captured the Kona Force, and that she, Matoi, and the Elite Four are heading to the city. Miyuki replied, "Darn that Satsuki… She has to be stopped. Daitenzin have already taken the day off, today, but you, Tsukasa-Chan, will be the only member of the mission."

Tsukasa cried, "NO! I just can't! I can't save Sis, all by myself!"

A voice called, "She's right!"

Another spoke, She still has us.

It was the Daitenzin's Iwata, Watanabe, Sumiyoshi, and Matsuya. Matsuya, a woman in red hair, done in a ponytail, and in a green suit, said, "Tsukasa Hiiragi cannot save the city, herself."

Iwata, a man in spiky brown hair, red shirt, and cargo jeans, replied, "We'll save the city, whilst she becomes cannon fodder!"

Tsukasa gasped, "HUH?"

Konata barked, "Now, wait a minute! You can't agree to that!"

Watanabe, a boy in tan skin, black hair, and a suit, scolded, "Jerk!"

Sumiyoshi, the fat man in glasses, a yellow shirt and pants, said, Be honest, will ya?

Matsuya said, "Ma'am, I know it's not a request, by force, but if you let Tsukasa save the Kona Force, by herself, she'll be powerless to stop Satsuki Kiryuin and her renegades of high school students."

Miyuki said, "I know… But Tsukasa, all alone? Can we risk that?"

Iwata said, "I propose we stay here, while we send Ropponmatsus 1 & 2 to help her."

Watanabe stated, "A good strategy, yet those two are somewhat useless against someone like Lady Satsuki."

And that sword…

Tsukasa grew nervous, as Miyuki ordered, "Negative on the Robot Assistants. Matsuya, aide her in the rescue mission."

Iwata shrieked, "ARE YOU MAD?"

Watanabe yelled, "She's the powerful member!"

Miyuki roared, "SILENCE!"

Whoa… She's mad.

Everyone was shaken in fear, as Miyuki adjusted her glasses. She responded, "We have no choice. Miss Matsuya, I want you to go to Stardust Plaza, and rescue the Kona Force. After that, come right back here."

Watanabe asked, "And what? Let Satsuki Kiryuin escape?"

Miyuki replied, "I don't think that'll be easy… Kona-Chan!"

Konata saluted, as she replayed the Morse Code message:
"S-O-S… S-O-S… Lucky Star Emergency… Kona Force 7 held captive… planning to escape impossible jail cell… Save F City from takeover… Send rescue party to bring team back… Kiryuin is going to take F City… Send help…"

The others gasped, as Tsukasa nodded, feeling a bit worried, "Sis…"

She cried, "Ma'am! Allow me to go, alone!"

Matsuya cried, "Tsukasa, no! It's dangerous. I'm coming with you."

Tsukasa sobbed, "SIS IS IN DANGER! You worry about the city! I'M GOING ALONE! SHE NEEDS ME!"

She posed in a superhero stance, "Daitenzin Black – Daitenzin Target – Tsukasa Hiiragi!"

She dashed off, as Matsuya cried, "WAIT!"

Sumiyoshi said, What fire and tears…

Miyuki felt worried, "Tsukasa-Chan… She shouldn't…"

Watanabe complained, "She's going alone? THAT'S SUICIDE!"

Matsuya replied, "But she does have the same powers as us, Watanabe. Don't forget, after the incident with me and the problem with Miyuki R… She saved my life, my job, and our reputation. She can save her sister and the rest of the Kona Force."

Iwata said, "But still, aside from Ropponmatsus 1 & 2, it's like she's the 7th rookie."

Konata replied, "Plus, she's a twin."

Matsuya stated, "I get that Tsukasa felt the pain from Kagami, being captured by Satsuki Kiryuin… It's nothing but the intuition, since they are fraternal twin sisters…"

Watanabe said, "Pretty sure it was something else…"

What is it, then?

Meanwhile, Kagami was pacing around the cell, as Jen finished the message. Jen replied, "Okay. Now, we wait. Though, I'm a bit worried that we might be too late."

She asked Kagami, "Kona Blue, you okay?"

Kagami replied, "Sis… I have a feeling that she needs me. Tsukasa isn't as strong as me, but if she can rescue me from this despicable group, we must trust her. After all, she's an enlisted member of the Lucky Star organization."

Jonesy said, "Will she arrive, soon?"

"I doubt it… But without help, no one can save us…"

XXXXX

Meanwhile, a woman in salmon pink hair, and in glasses, was viewing the building. She said to a small girl in blue hair, "Sis, I do believe that we found Miss Hiiragi's friends. I have scanned in the vicinity, and we are coming closer."

The girl scowled, as she moaned, "Agent Tsukasa, Daitenzin Target, is trying her best to save her. It's a good thing that she's close by to Stardust Plaza. She's due to arrive, shortly. Sis, will you be able to examine the area?"

The woman in pink said, as she was saddened, "I wish I could, thoroughly, but it seems that my system updates have been offline. Master Izumi is nice enough to install more programming into my circuitry, once the mission ends in success. But it'll be hard, since the Kona Force is deep within a very powerful force field."

"But luckily, you are programmed to examine what is blocking your reception, right? GO! Miyakawa System Start!"

The woman did nothing, as she said, "It is of no use, sister. It appears that I needed an extensive up for more on this predicament. And the sales of Operating Systems are extremely high."

The girl yelled at her, "YOU IDIOT! WHY DID WE COME HERE, ANYWAY?"

"I'm sorry. But it was a request from Lady Takara, since Kona Force 7 has been captured by the evil Satsuki Kiryuin."

"I didn't even want to join the LSAAWS, especially assigned with an outdated wind-up doll of an otaku, like you! I should be having a hamburger, right now! THAT WAS MONEY WASTED, COMING HERE TO STARDUST PLAZA! I COULD BE HAVING A HAMBURGER IN MY STOMACH, NOW! YOU'RE THE WORST SPECIAL AGENT EVER, SIS! I COULD'VE HAD YOU SOLD FOR SCRAPS, LONG AGO!"

Note: Following the Lucky Star Association's successful mission in Targus City, back in Season 5, clients have been pouring through the roof, and even the most poorest of people are assigned to help out the Lucky Star Association of Alternate World Studies. By the way, in the Moji Mikisa, the special agents in Stardust Plaza were Hikage Miyakawa and her robot sister, Hinata. They only joined for the money to have rich foods, such as meat; ANY beef, pork, or hamburger will do. So far, no luck. How they joined, and how these two came to pass, remains untold, until a later date.

XXXXX

Tsukasa was riding down the streets of Stardust Plaza, as she thought, "Hang on, Sis… Here I come. Help is on the way, and I hope that I am not too late."

Meanwhile, at F City's city limits, the Elite Four and Matoi were preparing, as Satsuki laughs evilly, with Bazukan planted on the ground.

Cucumber FAQ: Before the scene begins, this is a parody of DBZ's The Ginyu Force (currently deceased), and there ARE five of them, rather than seven.

Gamagoori raises his arms up and flexes. He waves his arms to the right, as he boomed, "GAMAGOORI IRA!"

Sanageyama raises his kendo stick high and slashed at a diagonal left motion, then raises his arms to the left, "SANAGEYAMA UZU!"

Jazukure blew her whistle, as she swung her arms around, tilting her body back. She went forward, and then raised her right arm up, and her left arm on her hip, "JAKUZURE NONON!"

Inumuta raises his hands up, and then performed a left swing, and a right kick lift of his leg. He kneeled down and spread his arms out, "Inumuta Houka!"

Ryuko was turned away, as she was shown from her back. She growled, as she did a backflip. She held her arms out, after landing, and bending her back out, "MATOI! RYUUKO!"

They boomed out, in order.
"FIVE!"
"IS!"
"THE!"
"True!"
"TEAM!"

They posed in a stance, as they shouted in unison, "WE ARE… HONNOUJI ELITE FORCE!"

The background shone in colors, as Satsuki blushed. She said, "Now that's an entrance pose."

They smirked evilly, as they stood in attention. Inumuta said, "Five is indeed the perfect amount for the trademark pose."

Gamagoori bowed, "Lady Satsuki, F City is in our sights. Shall we strike, right away?"

Satsuki said, "Later. For now, plan a strategy of attack. Matoi said that there are others that are recruited in the Department of City Security."

Matoi said, "Indeed. Once I went into Miss Konata's lab, and had to talk about her building of mechas and weird sexualized robots. Don't ask how."

She continued, "While she was busy making a phone call, and obviously having some sort of geek talk, Ol' Blue Bitch didn't realize that I hacked into the LSAAWS mainframe, thanks to the Basic Set-up Files by four-eyes, over here."

Inumuta remarked, "Thank you. It's just Nudist Beach tech that we modified, after our assistance with them, over the Covers."

Jakuzure replied, "And seeing that Matoi is the mole to the Heroes, we have much time to learn more of them, before they tattle on us, all over the world."

Satsuki replied, "Why bother us with Benedict Arnolds, when you can have spies, infiltrating the Heroes' base of operations?"

Matoi ordered, "When you arrive in F City, and confront the reinforcements, attack, as quickly as possible!"

The Elite Four cheered on, as Matoi bellowed, "WHO'S THE LEADER OF THIS EMPIRE?"

They bellowed, "LADY SATSUKI!"

"AND WHO'S GOING TO LEAD YOU TO VICTORY?"

"YOU, RYUUKO MATOI!"

Inumuta laughed, as he said, "Okay. Shall we move?"

Satsuki replied, "Move out."

They marched in unison, as they started to rev up their courage and energy.

"GoooooOOOOOOOOOOO, HONNOUJI ELITE FORCE!"

They charged into F City, as Satsuki followed, walking down the street. She sighed, "It's so hard to find good help, these days. But then again, someone has to fill in for the many justice heroes that have fallen."

Satsuki was wrong. Her team wasn't facing the Daitenzin, they were facing the BEST that F City has… since the Daitenzin were the original reckless heroes. The showdown in F City was about to begin, as Tsukasa heads to Stardust Plaza, in hopes of rescuing her friends and sister.

To be continued…