So I'm in the same class as the Third Child now go figure. Everyone seems to like me though, especially the Third Child's two loser friends. What were there names? I can't forget Toji with that motor mouth of his and their other geeky friend, can't remember his name right now. Actually every time I see Toji I feel like clobbering him but since that would be grounds for suspension since we're both in school I can't touch him so instead I just glare at him at every chance I get. I suppose it would be easier if I just call the Third Child by his actual name though, Shinji. I mean now that we go to the same school and also now live under the same roof, which I'll get to that part later, I might as well address him by his name.
I'm not gonna lie I have enjoyed the attention I've been getting at school as the "pretty new transfer student" even though I don't really like the school system in Japan. Like everything that's taught here in high school is so by the textbook. Especially the way they teach kids how the Second Impact happened. Antarctica melted and caused the seas to rise. Puh-lease. It's obviously a government conspiracy cover-up. Those of us at NERV actually know how it happened but we're not supposed to talk about it. It might just be me being harsh on the Japanese school system though however since I did already graduate from university. So why am I put in school here? I'm required to by NERV so I can blend in with everyone normally so I don't come off too special.
Anyways I tried making friends with the First Child, Rei Ayanami? Or as I nicknamed her as "Wonder Girl" at school but that attempt fell flat. I go up to her and ask her to be my friend since we're both pilots of the Evas and it would be convenient for us, but her being the weirdo wonder she is she simply just said "Why would I do that? I would only if I'm ordered to." So that just proves how feeble-minded she is. From an answer like that there couldn't be a whole lot of neurons firing in that brain could there? Anyways my attempt on befriending Wonder Girl's ship has sailed so that leaves me to deal with Shinji, that idiot!
Speaking of Shinji did I mention the second time we fought an Angel together he got in my way and made us lose humiliatingly? Like everyone at NERV was so unhappy with the results they could barely stand to see us. I blame that idiot its all his fault! Like I know deep down he thinks he must be acting like a tough guy but seriously he's no better than all other guys I've come across. Or is he? Like there is still something about Shinji I can't put my finger on…
Which leaves me to getting to the so-called good part. I move in with Shinji. Misato volunteered to be my guardian so that puts me stuck with geeky boy here, what a joy. When Shinji found out he didn't seem so thrilled either.
Well anyways since we failed the mission in such a defeated manner and since I was now living under the same roof as Shinji, Misato forces the two of us to learn how to dance together in a synchronized fashion. God knows it took us forever to learn it. Like it took so many tries that Misato almost paired up Wonder Girl with Shinji, what nerve! I'm fucking Asuka Langley Soryu BITCH! Wonder Girl doesn't have a shot of even coming close to my level of greatness!
It was actually that same night it was so cold in my room that I decided to go sleep next to Shinji's bedside because his room at least felt a little warmer. Of course later on I find out from that jerk that he almost went in and kissed me during my sleep after we finally defeated the Angel…And there was something else he mentioned too? How I was talking in my sleep about my mother? Well that actually doesn't surprise me even though I am embarrassed about it. I don't wanna get into that now though I will save that for another time.
I swear what is with him sometimes? Oh but yeah we beat the Angel like I slipped out. We performed the sync attack and blah, blah, blah the rest is history we still have more to go so no use in tooting our own horns just yet. Shinji better fucking grow up and try not to kiss me while I'm sleeping again or I swear I'm gonna give it to him. No I mean not like that, or I don't know maybe if he showed some balls I would? What am I saying? Forget I said that.