Emmett POV

A narrow aisle…just what I was looking for. And there was someone right behind me with a cart. I walked slowly and about halfway down the aisle I stopped and turned around to face the lady. I had a huge grin on my face. She almost ran into me.

"Guess what." I told her sounding cheerful.

"What?" The lady asked cautiously.

"I got new socks on!" I exclaimed.

"That's nice." She said slowly backing away.

"Where are you going? Don't you want to see them? They're toe socks! Oh! And I got a new bra too!" She looked at me funny then. What had I said? Wait a second! I said I got a new bra. No wonder she looked at me funny. I might as well give her one more reason to look at me funny.

"I'm a tree stump!" I yelled running toward her. She abandoned the cart and ran to the end of the aisle. I followed her telling her that I was a tree stump until she reached the end of the aisle. I went the opposite direction and into the next aisle. I saw a bunch of tube wrapping paper rolls and grabbed two of them. I saw a kid that looked about fifteen years old.

"I hereby challenge thee to a gift wrap duel." I said to the guy and gave him a wrapping paper tube. It was black. I looked down and saw that mine was pink with shoes and crowns on it. Great.

"One sec." I told him switching the pink one for the black. I had to remember to go easy on him.

"Go!" I yelled charging at him using human speed. He easily blocked my every move while I had done the same with his. He hadn't even realized as he backed himself into a wall. I had him now. I hit him lightly on the shoulder and he fell over. I bowed and ran before I got kicked out of the store. I couldn't get kicked out now, after all there was too much more fun to be had.

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I am so sorry for not updating. I'm mostly finished with the writing and am going to try to type up at least a few more chapters today. Review.