ngl this is kind of a joke fic, idk I just wanted to write it. set during the post covid specials, they are 50.

In the wee hours of the morning, a prayer is answered. Or: "Your friends are a fate that befell me / Hell is the talking type / I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me / What you'd do to me tonight"

Years after the Stick of Truth a new relic appears in the land of Zaron

Wendy moved to Florida years ago. And now, several years later, she's back in South Park and is ready to restart her life in the small mountain town. With old friendships revived, new friends made and an opportunity to fall in love with someone else given to her, will the teenage girl's life back in South Park truly be as smooth sailing as she hopes it will?

Las almas están enlazadas unas a las otras, y así se cumple el ciclo natural de las cosas. No sucede siempre que dos almas gemelas se encuentren, pero cuando eso sucede el lazo que se produce es de tal intensidad que es capaz de causar la felicidad más maravillosa, o el dolor más desgarrador. Todo depende de si se nada en contra o no. Soulmate AU / Almas gemelas AU. Creek/Twaig.

Cartman es un estudiante universitario más o menos avanzado de historia al que le toca transitar un momento difícil en su vida, atravesado por trastornos de la alimentación y depresión. Kyle es un universitario que está en sus primeros años de psicología. No se han visto durante largos años hasta que finalmente en un reencuentro inesperado los une otra vez. Art: @lizon breketon

Wendy is fed up with AI generators taking people's art for their own gain. Meanwhile, Kenny seems to have fallen straight out of the world! NOTE: just like in the show, All people and events in this story, including one's that are based on real people and events are entirely fictional parodies of their real world counterparts. Rated M for harsh language and offensive humor.

Nathan and Mimsy have been married for years, not long after they had turned 18 in fact, and had been thick as thieves even longer. Though, the two had never had sex. Nathan had suffered too much trauma in his life to find comfort in it. Though, one day years into their marriage, he finally finds himself comfortable enough to ask.

A young boy had recently moved into a quiet little mountain town named 'South Park' with his family in hopes of being able to live an everyday normal life, but all of that changed when Jessie Gladstone found out that South Park isn't your average little town and hopes that no one finds out about his powers or his mysterious and dark past. Rated M because it's South Park.

Bebe learns the truth of why Butters was mean to her. Spoilers for "The Worldwide Privacy Tour" and "South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid". Some depressing bits but also lots of fluff.

The girls have had enough of Carlos’ behavior towards them, so they decided to get revenge on him with help from the other manipulative person in South Park: Cartman.

Entonces, Kenny entró a preparatoria su vida cambia tras haber conocido aún chico con un problema de ansiedad y nerviosismo. Ahora tiene que lidera con un nuevo sentimiento llamado "Amor". Kenny x Tweek Inicia: 20/03/2023

It should’ve been like this

Clyde decides to take Stan's advice and uses ChatGPT to apologize to Bebe. It doesn't go well. (Written by MewWinx96 and ChatGPT; Heed Disclaimer)

Stan Marsh feels himself drowning in his own sorrows. Short n’ sweet. (Might expand upon the story)

It was only meant to be a stupid game of dares, 'The King's Game.' But, of course, nothing could go Stan's way. Butters didn't care to much about the dare in its entirety. What was the dare?: Stan and Butters were forced to date for two months.

Kenny invites Butters to the county fair and Butters attempts to get over his fear of rides with a little bit of help from Kenny. Although, it doesn't go exactly the way he would have wanted… Or, does it?

Senior year: prom, graduation, college plans. Things can't be better for Stan and his friends. But when Stan collapses in class and lands himself in a coma, there's so much uncertainty among his loved ones if they'll be planning a graduation party or a funeral. Co-written with MadamRoseMarsh

In this retelling of the south park season 10 two parter, Cartman has to find a way to play Nintendo wii and survive a war in the future, with the help of some shocking allies.

Kyle es un contador que fue despedido de su trabajo, se encuentra desempleado y desesperado, pues su alquiler está próximo a expirar. Sin embargo, al cabo de un tiempo consigue un trabajo, pero aquello color de rosa pronto empieza a cambiar cuando se encuentra con una persona que jamás quiso cruzar en su vida de nuevo. (KYMAN)

Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger are their friends are now in college they are now 19 years old they have a argument about who should be student council president then they hear strange noise the all of a sudden the are engulfed by a bright light and they suddenly find out the have swapped bodies Will the get back to their own bodies or be stuck as each other forever

[...] Existen varias verdades universales, difícilmente debatibles [...] El cielo es azul, la gravedad es lo que mantiene nuestros pies sobre la tierra y Eric Theodore Cartman es un bastardo posesivo capaz de cometer atrocidades sin remordimiento alguno [...]

The South Park kids are starting their fifth grade at the elementary school. Wendy is among those who are looking forward to it, but she ended up butting heads with a certain girl in a pink parka who happened to have been missing for 11 seasons- almost a year. Or a spin-off story focusing on a group of female grade students.

Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to spend the night at Cartman's house with him watching movies like at any sleepover. What they don't know is the danger they are going to run throughout the night, since some mysterious children have come to claim something that they possess, and they will not rest until they have fulfilled their mission.

! aged up, non canon. Just for fun. !