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Naruto is not mine
The things couldn´t go worse, told Izuna to himself. He spent all the night in his room, cooling himself off, not wanting to talk to anyone. He was very angry at his father for being an idiot, who in their right mind offered their first born to the enemy as a bride, or something of the sort, just to achieve an impossible dream. Tajima have to be joking! And after that, when he went outside a few seconds to breath fresh air, he became aware that all the clan knew about the proposal. And guess what? They wanted Madara to accept! He have to put a stop to this!
"Izuna, come down to have breakfast!" yelled his older brother from the first floor. The little one got to his feet and down the stairs. Even angry there was no way he loses his brother´s cooking, it was delicious. He would only give the cold shoulder to his father.
"Good morning" were his cold words and sat down. They started eating in silence. When they finished Tajima wanted to talk to his son again.
"Madara, have you reconsidered your decision about the…." But he was cut by Izuna and Madara at the same time, one breaking his sticks and the other screaming bloody murder.
"NO! AND I NEVER WILL!" were the older one´s only words, with the face all red. He took the dirty dishes and walked away, saying profanities with gritted teeth. The father only sighed, he have to make his stubborn son agree before some other clan win the chance of an alliance before them.
"I will never let that happen" said Izuna once outside. He ran in the direction of the woods, searching for a very known chakra… the one of the man that nearly killed him. He knew the albino was already waiting for him and aware of his idiotic brother´s plans of taking his brother as a wife (he was infuriated just by thinking about that). Finally, they met each other. Tobirama looked less threatening without his armor and happuri, as well as Izuna without his usual war accessories. The two younger brothers stared at each other with hatred for a moment.
"I need to talk to you, Uchiha. But first, how much do you know?" asked the white haired Senju, crossing his arms. He didn´t care about the Uchiha, but he would die before seeing his brother holding the hands of one in marriage.
"Do you really know that you will be at our mercy if he loses, right?" the other one nodded. "Then we are in the same page, great"
"Stop that and tell me how bad the situation is!" screamed Tobirama, losing his patience.
"Well, things couldn´t go worst. The only one that is against the freaking idea your brother had is me. Even my father is willing to give my brother away to yours!"
"Are you sure?" asked the albino. He had never expected something like that from freaking Tajima Uchiha. He thought the man would fight for his children even against his clan, against his own brothers. But appearances could be deceiving and, again, most of the Uchiha were supposed to say no to Hashirama´s idiotic idea.
"Yes. Today in the morning he asked him to reconsider his decision about saying no to the wood idiot and earlier I saw through my bedroom´s window how one of our men told my nii-chan to just accept and be over with it" said a very angry Izuna.
"God, we have a lot of work to do" said a very annoyed Senju. "Let´s begin, have your brother told you of some kind of weakness mine had or something to avoid this alliance?"
"In fact, yes. He told me yesterday that in the timeline they have already lived the fool was married to a woman called Uzumaki Mito. I think she is some kind of princess. How she got involved with the idiot it´s out of my comprehension…"
"An arranged marriage" understood Tobirama.
"Poor girl"
"It doesn´t matter. We should be glad that she exists, I will tell my father about engaging Hashirama to the Uzumaki princess, I think he might find her as a suitable bride for his first born" with that he turned around to leave. "For your part, try to convince yours that my brother is a fool and he will never achieve peace"
-In another place-
"Huh, it seems that the things are getting difficult" said Hamura. He resigned himself to see all of this stupid things, as he didn´t have anything better to do than observe the transmigrants fight for their dreams and his family wanting to kill each other.
"Yes, uncle Hamura, with Izuna´s and Tobirama´s help my descendant will emerge winner and I could get out of this clothes" said Indra, trying to scape his brother.
"Stop, Indra nii-san, you are going to be sting by a needle" growled Ashura, adjusting the skirt of a night dress. It showed the best asset his brother had, his precious white legs that will make all of those judges salivate. Hagoromo was practically fuming in silence.
"Just let me go, he haven´t won yet" answered the older, staying still. "There is still like four persons that don´t believe in his ideas"
"Ajá, but Butsuma is starting to comprehend that his son is right and Kawarama… well, let´s just say that he is going to understand soon" said Ashura, looking at the mortal world with a wicked smile in his lips.
"Wait, what are you saying?"
"Is an interesting future what he going to have. Haven´t I told you that love is always the answer? With love the world can be conquered, with love people could live in peace and with love… even the most intricate plans from the darkness could be avoided. So let´s just see how love wins against power once again"
"You have to be joking, love will never…"
"Shush and find out"
-Back in the other side-
"Father, I have something to talk to you about" said Tobirama and both of the men secluded themselves inside of Butsuma´s office, talking about something. The other brothers tried to spy on them, but even Hashirama couldn´t hear one thing from the inside. By the end of the day a very satisfied albino and an smiling father emerged. They walked directly to the messengers and asked one to deliver one quickly to Uzushiogakure.
"Father, what is happening?" asked Itama. He was a little bit scared that he was marrying him off to one of the Uzumaki clan´s leaders. They were cousins, for the Sage´s sake! And Butsuma was only searching the best opportunity to get rid of his beauty.
"Tobirama had a very good idea. By the end of the month, you will have a sister in law!" he announced pretty happy.
"What?!" asked the three. Itama was terrified, Hashirama incredulous and Kawarama happy. Have his favorite brother finally found a way to rectify their nii-chan´s screwed up? But, What was going to happen to him?
"Can you please clarify? Are you finally marrying Itama off?" asked the brunette while the little one hid behind him.
"No, of course not!" said the father a little bit hurt. "By the way, talking about that, the Sarutobi clan sent me a letter with a proposition and I´m thinking about that…"
"NO!" yelled his sons.
"Okay! But the letter I just sent to Ashina-sama it´s not for Itama, it´s for Hashirama" he explained. The older brother felt a chill running down his spine, he have already heard that before. It was just before a certain someone he didn´t want to see ever again appeared in his life to make it a living hell. He remembered her pretty well, those days of terror would be traumatizing him no matter that his life have restarted.
"Don´t… don´t tell me that you called them asking for a wife for me?" said the ghostly pale brunette. Butsuma, seeing the expression of his eldest son started to think that maybe it was not the best of ideas. He seemed as if he would before face an entire army of Uchiha without chakra and armor than even met the girl.
"Yes, I asked for the hand of the princess of the Uzumaki for you" he answered and everything went to hell. Hashirama screamed with terror and ran towards his room, barricading himself inside the dark place with a teddy bear in his arms.
"Seriously? He was so afraid of that girl?" asked Kawarama. Tobirama just couldn´t believe what he just saw and ran after his brother with the younger ones on tow. He used his jutsu to transport them to the other side of the door, finding Hashirama shaking in deep terror, singing soothing songs to his plushie.
"What the hell is happening to you? It´s not as if I propose you to marry a total stranger, you were married to her before" said the second brother.
"By obligation! And you didn´t know her! Uzumaki Mito is the Devil herself!" cried the terrified man. That redhead was a total nightmare, he used to live in a constant state of terror in his former past thanks to her.
"Cut the crap, Hashirama. You learned to live with her once…"
"Who says?! I was so scared of that demon that I have more than a hundredth excused to not be at home never. I even did my paperwork willfully just so I never see her face!" he was shaking even more. He didn´t want Mito in his life again! He was not the Yondaime to live happily married to a totally crazy Uzumaki. Remembering that, he asked Minato how was he even able to achieve that and he found out that the man was a total masochist. He even liked to be handled by an angry redhaired demon of a woman!
"So… you are terrified of this Mito" said Kawarama.
"Yes"
"And will never like her"
"YES!"
"Then listen to this… WHO CARES?! You are getting married to her, again. It´s a better option than an Uchiha, specially that Uchiha, and if you are still scared of her then you have three brothers that will calm you down" said Kawarama cruelly.
"But I want nothing to do with that woman! And I want my Uchiha!" he started yelling like a little kid, making some kind of tantrum that angered the albino and the crossed scarred teen.
"Could you just shut up!" yelled them, punching him in the head, making the things worst. Itama just stayed there, looking at his brother and not knowing what to do. Was that what his brother´s felt when he cried like a baby? The he will use his favorite aniya´s technique to stop the tears! It never failed!
"Come on, Hashirama-aniya" said the youngest brother, extending his arms and cuddling the older one, that leaned onto him and started to calm down.
"I don´t want to marry her again… she is the Devil" said the brunette between sobs and the bicolor haired teen understood. He will do everything in his power to avoid that wedding.
"Don´t worry, I will watch your back" Tobirama and Kawarama looked at each other, a little bit scared. When Itama set his mind in something, he was even worst than Hashirama. They will have to be extra careful.
-With the Uchiha-
"So you fixed he problem? How?" asked Madara a little bit incredulous, but happy that he won´t have to marry the idiot after all.
"You will see, just don´t worry and leave it in my hands, I will make sure he didn´t lay a hand on you" said a proud Izuna. He could have done a pact with the Devil earlier, but he was determinate as hell to keep that fool away from his mom… brother.
"Thanks you, otouto. I don´t know what I would have done without you" well, that wasn´t exactly true. He would have gone crazy and followed a plant freak into resurrecting his rabbit mother to destroy the world.
"It´s my pleasure" with that the brothers split up, Madara to his room and Izuna towards the laundry room. Once in there, the older Uchiha let himself relax. He was free, free from Hashirama and his stupid little proposition, free from that bet, free from… his pretty and warm smile, his strong arms… ugh, he felt so save when he was in them… ¡NO! what was he thinking?
"Did I really just… thought about Hashirama in that way?" he was not going to say that the Senju wasn´t attractive, because hell he was, but just not for himself. He have some reasons for not wanting to marry him: first, he was a Senju, then… then… he failed to think another reason for staying out of his reach.
"Madara, can we talk?" asked a voice from outside the door. It was Tajima, that wanted to talk to his older son without the interference of Izuna.
"Yes, father" said him, opening the door. Tajima entered with a box of chocolates in his hand. "I suppose it´s about how I failed to gain an alliance with the Senju, so let me say to you that I am not a…"
"No, it´s not about that" cut him the parent. "I wanted to talk to you about the real reason I wanted you to marry him"
"It was because all the clan was under his spell… thinking about that, they are going to hate me now" like it happened before, he added in his mind. The history was repeating itself, only that now he had his father and brother. Izuna will be by his side no matter what, so he was glad. He won´t have to pass all of that crap alone again.
"No, we can control them" said Tajima, really meaning that. "You know… I wouldn´t have asked you that if I wasn´t sure that it was the best for you"
"The best for me?" now Madara was confused.
"Madara, I´m your father, your happiness is my priority, not some petty alliance" affirmed the Uchiha leader. "That boy really loves you…"
"Yes, I´m aware"
"And you love him back, so I wanted to make sure you took the right decision before you screw up and live a life of misery"
"Say what?" the now red Uchiha looked up at his father. "You are crazy! I´m not in love with Hashirama!"
"That a silly lie, my son!" Tajima poked his nose as he said this. "I can tell that you indeed are in love with that Senju brat. And, even if it pains me, you would have been happy with him. So I wanted to give you a push"
"A push for what? A slow and agonizing death?" asked the gloomy raven.
"No, push you in the right direction" sighed Tajima. "To give yourself a chance and be happy"
"But you told us…" begin Madara, but his father just laughed.
"Yeah, I said a lot of crappy things about the Senju, but I have to recognize that I was wrong. They are not that different from us. That Hashirama brat made me realize that maybe I was judging them without really knowing, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt"
"That they are not so bad doesn´t change that I´m not in love with that oaf" said the younger, crossing his arms.
"If you say so… but follow my advice: stop lying to yourself and take the chance to be happy. I won´t like to see you regret your decision for the rest of your life"
"Father…"
"Anyway, I can´t do more. It´s your life after all, but please think about that" finished Tajima before exiting the room, leaving his son in deep toughts.
What do you think, Tobirama and Izuna will success? Or will Ashura be right? What will happen with Mito? And how will Butsuma react when he finds out about his son loving an Uchiha? Reviews, please!