"Then, why didn't he tell me this in the first place? It's a great idea" said Butsuma after hearing to his children. Itama and Kawarama exchanged a look and then they looked at their father like saying: really? "What?"

"Well… we knew your opinion about… hum… all the Uchihas" answered the bicolor haired teen. "And we didn't think you would approve the idea"

"Oh… yes" said Butsuma, scratching his head and looking a little bit like Hashirama for once in his life. "Maybe I was a little extreme, but after years of fighting them I came to the conclusion that we are not as different as I thought. Then I have no objections in making a peace treatment, especially if they give my eldest a good bride"

"Have you heard what we said, no? He is asking for Madara Uchiha's hand" clarified the third brother. His father only smiled at him.

"Yeah, I know" the older Senju sighed. "Should have know this was going to happen. Hashirama has always been so enamored with that young man…"

"You knew?" asked Kawarama in disbelief.

"Of course, I'm his father, I have to know everything" said Butsuma. "Besides, it was hard to miss when he protected the boy in battle even if he didn't need that or infiltrate in the Uchiha's territory only to see him naked in the bathroom or give him flowers… that was a big give away"

"Great, now… what are we going to do?" inquired Itama. It was lucky that their father was just as tired of the war as them, but they didn't knew what the other Senju would say about this. The old clan leader just smiled and calmed down his sons.

"Don't worry, leave the council to me and for the rest of the clan… let's just say that Hashirama has already been working with them" then a yell was heard in all the house, making the youngest Senju flinch. "I think someone is looking for you"

"ITAMA! COME HERE DAMN IT!" screamed a dirty and outraged albino that just managed to get back home smelling like a trash bin. The bicolor haired teen paled, his brother was going to fucking murder him.

"I suggest you to run" said Kawarama putting a hand on his shoulders. Then Tobirama appeared in the door of his father's office, a fratricidal look in his eyes.

"There you are" smiled sadistically the second brother.

"Mommy!" screamed Itama and started running for his life with Tobirama behind him. The crossed in the salon with a very wet Hashirama who has just returned from his failed date wit a big grin on his lips. He did it! He got a kiss from Madara and the Uchiha returned it! He was still in his little world when his littlest brother nearly tackled him.

"Get out of the way!" yelled his other brother with an angry voice. Kawarama was walking behind them while moving his head, as he obviously disapproved this.

"What is happening here?" asked the brunette. Being childish in this house was his job, not of the mature and vice Tobirama. Or the crybaby Itama's.

"They are fighting because Itama threw Tobirama aniya into the dirt" explained the third brother, then looked at him. "Did you refresh in that river?"

"Were you seeing?" blushed a little bit Hashirama. "Well… even if I ended up in the cold water it was my best date ever. I got to kiss Madara!"

"I'm so happy for you" smiled the scared young man at the incredulous look on his brother's face. "And don't worry, I'm on your side now. And so is father, because he is in this moment talking to the elders and convincing them that it's a good idea to make peace with the Uchiha"

"He is?" this day getting better and better for the Senju leader. First one of his brothers finally accepted that he was right in wanting peace and then his father. He got lucky… maybe this was a sign from destiny! And by the end of the day maybe Tobirama will also agree with him… yeah, when hell freezes and pigs fly. Even he wasn't that lucky.

"Yeah" answered Kawarama. "Do you know what they are doing in there?" wanted to know him.

"Well… maybe discussing if this marriage is really a good idea, as we are both men and can't have children…" the brunette remembered the scroll from Hagoromo that he keep safe in his bedroom. "But I have that covered, we have nothing to worry about"

"And father knew about that?"

"No…" Hashirama's eyes opened big and he dashed to his room, returning with the paper in his hand and, after a few breaths, charged towards the counsil meeting room to give the thing to his father.

"Hashirama, we are talking here…" Butsuma never get to finish that sentence before his eldest son gave him a scroll. He breathed for a minute and left.

"Sorry for interrupting, but this will solve some of the problems… got to go, sorry again" and the brunette left. Butsuma unrolled the scroll and saw the content, then a grin spread across his face. Sure, this will make those old bastards speechless.

"Gentlemen, I think we should continue"

-That night at dinner-

Butsuma, his wife, his children and the visit from Uzushiogakure were sitting around the table, eating dinner. Itama was shivering while a murderous looking Tobirama eat in a calm manner, cold air around him signaling disaster for his little brother. Hashirama was ignoring this in favor of the relationship his nightmare started with his brother, wondering how on earth could they be together, or even how Kawarama was able to coup with her. Well, at least she wasn't his problem anymore.

"Hashirama, after dinner I would want you to come to my office. There is something we need to do before you go to sleep" said the father.

"What? Have the elders said something?" asked the brunnete, gaining the attention of all his family. His mother was especially attentive, she knew exactly what they were talking about. When she first noticed that her son was in love with the Uchiha, she was a little bit worried that he would end up hurt, but after seeing them she finally understood and gave her Hashi all her support.

"No, it's just a formality" explained Butsuma. "We need to write a request for Tajima and the Uchiha clan to know if they are willing to accept a peace treatment" Tobirama choked and started coughing like mad. His mother patted him on the back until his lungs were working again, before he finally talk.

"What?!" said him looking at his father in disbelief.

"Yes, Tobirama" said the older Senju, grabbing his mug to drink some water. "We are going to ally with the Uchiha"

"But… but… they are…" tried to argue the albino.

"Not so different from us, Tobi"

"How? They are a clan possessed by evil! And how could we know that they are not going to stab us in the back if we thrust them?" he tried to reason with them, but apparently while he was chasing Itama, Hashirama had time to put everybody under his spell.

"Well, the alliance is going to be through a marriage" clarified the oldest Senju. Tobirama immediately started sweating. He needed to talk to Izuna, right now, they were running out of time. This couldn't be happening!

"Don't …don't tell me"

"Yes, your brother is making his proposition formal by requesting the hand of the Uchiha heir to his clan"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the albino screamed before jumping and dashing out of the house. That was it, he needed to prevent that from happening even if he have to follow Izuna's idea of trapping Madara in a safety box under seven locks.

"He took it better than I thought" was Hashirama's only comment and the family reassumed their lunch. "So what do I have to put in that letter?"

-the next day, in the Uchiha's place-

Madara woke up with a good humor, sensing that this was going to be a good day. He washed his face and changed clothes. It was his turn to cook breakfast, so he has to hurry. For his part Izuna woke up with a terrible humor after having a nightmare where his brother was taking the Senju's hand and saying the forbidden words… and he could do nothing to prevent that. He decided that staying in bed all day wasn't exactly a good idea, so he got up and took a shower (even with the five or so showers he took yesterday he couldn't get rid of the smell). Finally, he got changed remembering that this day his aniki was cooking. Good. Tajima woke up even before his sons and was checking the mail. He found a letter from the Senju clan and quickly opened it and read the contents. A smile widened in his face, this was such a good thing.

"Good morning, father" he greeted the older son.

"Hello" said the younger.

"Ah, Madara, good that you are awake. I have just received this, it's for you" Tajima handed the paper to his son and the raven took it, curious.

"What is it?"

"It's an official proposition for you, from the Senju clan leader" smiled Tajima. "And an invitation for a peace conference. Apparently they agree to make peace with us if you say yes to Hashirama's request. Isn't that wonderful?" smiled the father, but he didn't get the reactions that he wanted. For one side was a frozen Madara with chills running down his spine and from the other a complete enraged Izuna, apparently ready to murder someone.

"What… what is going to…" tried to ask Madara.

"Well, I'm presenting this document to the council and then they will decide if you accept or not" answered the father, earning more furious looks from his youngest.

"They shouldn't have a say in Madara-nii's life!" he screamed.

"But they have and once they answer this, it's not longer an option" the older Uchiha got up from the table and took the paper. "Just think that is for the best" then he left.

"It's a sign" said Madara.

"A sign of what?"

"That I'm losing!"

-In the other world-

"I'm douched, no?" said Indra, stopping gin his mad race to avoid Ashura and his swimsuit model. He hated that thing the moment he laid his eyes on it, what kind of guy wears a bikini? And a skirt with it? Hamura looked at him, still wearing the night dress.

"It's not that bad" tried to calm him down his uncle.

"No, this is worst" said the poor model, crying in despair. "Why did the world hate me?"

"You know, your transmigrant asked the same question…"

"I know! And I know too that he is going to lose, what means that I will lose too and will support that one of Bakashuras' damn descendants marry one of mine, and not even make me start with that damn peagement and walk in a mini skirt in front of a horde of perverts!" Indra continued with his acting and Hamura rolled his eyes. He was feeling soooo bad for his nephew… and his brother, but they needed to learn a lesson.

"That dress really fits you" commented the older Ootsutsuki. And that was true, the dress was made to contrast with the pale skin and show his long legs.

"But I don't want to!"

"Indra nii-sama!" called him Ashura, carrying a bikini that will give a hearth attack to Hagoromo. The older boy looked for a escape way and rushed out of the place as fast as his high heels could get him. "Where is him?" asked the youngest.

"Depends, what is in for uncle Hamura?"

"Front line tickets for the peagement?"

"Okay, he got that way" once the successor of the Sage was out of sight the moon ruler laughed. He was going to see one of his nephews win a fashion contest, because no one can beat Ashura in clothes, and the other in the most embarrassing moment in his life.

"What are you laughing at, brother?" asked Hagoromo once he returned to see what was happening in the world of the living.

"Nothing…. Just that your youngest have finished with the swimsuit for the show" answered his little brother, causing the Rinnegan eyed man to choke.

"What… what kind of swimsuit it is?"

"The one that will make those perverts run to the stage and gang rape Indra if he ever shows up with it on"

"What?! Ashura, don't even dare!"

"This is so easy" laughed Hamura.

-Back in the real world-

Izuna was walking towards the woods with a determinate look on his face. That fool… the damn Hashirama Fucking Senju dared to use their council to win the bet! And power over the Uchiha clan! And his brother! He will murder the damn bastard, he was going to really murder him. In a open spot he finally reached Tobirama, who seemed to be as bad as him. Both younger brothers were desperate, that was for sure.

"How did this happened?" asked the irate Uchiha. He would have thought that Senju Butsuma was a mayor stone in his son's dreams of ever marrying his older brother, but now he was supporting him and even helping.

"Kawarama turned to the dark side and helped Itama to convince father" said the depressed albino for the first time in his life he wanted to emulate Hashirama and sulk. "I don't know what else we could do"

"You have to resist!" yelled Izuna grabbing the other man's shoulders and supporting him. "We are the only ones in our clans that haven't lost our heads because of your brothers's…. I don't know what, but something"

"Then what do you suggest we do?"

"What else? Ruining the peace negotiations"

Hope you liked this, the next chapter we are going to find out what the sneaky little brothers planned... could they be stopped? Reviews, please!