Hello! I decided to wait one more chapter for the wedding, please enjoy!
"I don't know if I could resist this any longer" said Madara when he looked at his garments for the wedding. Why was he being treated like a girl? He was not one, even if he was marrying into the other clan! He left the place in a hurry before the council can force him to try it on. In the way home he found Izuna, looking down. "What is happening to you? Since the engagement party you have been a little worried"
"No… nothing happened" lied a flustered Izuna, lowering his head. As he did so the memories of the event flashed through his eyes.
-Flashback-
Izuna was gulping down sake at the fastest pace that he can, accompanied by Tobirama, who drank even more. The two of them were already very dizzy, for not saying drunk, when a dance begin and their brothers walked to the dance floor to open it. The Uchiha frowned disgusted, everyone seemed to have so much fun when everything that happened was such a tragedy for both clans.
"How ugly, I'm going to puke" said the raven, taking a hand to his face.
"Me too" the albino made the same gesture and both of them nodded, leaving the place to avoid seeing the show. They didn't saw the waiter that served them sake grinning and transforming into Itama.
"Well, if a few dozen bottles of sake couldn't bring them together, then nothing will" the littlest Senju brother put on a scary face before adding. "Nothing besides me, of course. Now with the next part of my wonderful plan for bringing those two together" he clapped and happily followed his soon to be victims, sneaking a glance at his favorite brother and his fiancé.
"This place is deserted, good" said a very dizzy Uchiha, who couldn't see straight. He didn't even noticed he was in the white haired Senju's company. The music sounded even in that place, but at least they got a rest of seeing their clansmen making fools out of themselves.
"It's quiet…" commented Tobirama, even worse than his rival. They looked at each other, the time they have spent together planning Hashirama's defeat have brought them closer. "Do you know how to dance?" he suddenly asked.
"What? Of course I know"
"Show me" Izuna put one hand in his hips and offered the other to Tobirama to take. They started to dance with a slow pace. Itama was watching them from a tree, both totally intoxicated shinobi were looking at each other with love.
"Itama, my friend, you are a genius" congratulated himself the younger before seeing them kissing at the end of the song.
"What… have you done?" asked the albino after he realized what they did.
"What have I done? What have you done?" answered Izuna. They started to fight, sobered up after the kiss. The bicolor haired teen shook his head and started to plan. He knew that those two loved each other, but weren't willing to accept it. Then he realized something… he couldn't do the same that he did with the oldest brothers. For people like Izuna and Tobirama… they get close fighting. So he would make them fight until they confessed.
-End of the flashback-
Since then he has been thrown in the weirdest of situations involving that damn Senju. He just hoped they stopped soon.
-In the future Konoha-
Itama was rushing behind his mother to prepare everything for his brother's wedding, after all the village was going to be finished in a few days thanks to Hashirama's incredible Mokuton abilities. Even with the clans that wanted to join their alliance in the last few days. First it was the Sarutobi, who demanded a compound as big as the Senju's. Next it was the Hyugas, that wanted a bigger one with a big ass mansion for the principal family and separated little ones for the secondary branches. Then it came the Shimuras, that wanted private laboratories, the Nara wanted woods to raise their deer, the Akimichi that wanted restaurant equipments, the Yamanaka flowers… the list grew even more.
"At least we are not the only ninja village now" said the teen, helping a Yamanaka with a very beautiful bouquet for the bride. The preparations were now almost complete, with a lot of help from different clans. "If only Madara could see this… but no, I have to keep my mind set into one thing: Izuna and Tobirama. The wedding will be the best time to get them together"
"Where do I put this cushions?" asked one of the other Senju.
"There" signaled the youngster and started planning. First… getting them drunk, it was easier to get both of them if they were drunk as hell. Second… get them to be alone. Third… get out of that place as soon as he can, because he never knew when some violence turned to some kisses, that turned into a lovemaking session.
"Really, what so a boy have to do to make his brothers happy?" he turned around and went to his mother, that was taking care of the decoration of the shrine.
-In the other world-
"Tell me this isn't happening" said a very desperate Uchiha ancestor, trying to cover himself with his arms, dresses in what seemed to be the tightest dress in Ashura's collection. Thanks god it was long and covered his legs… until he noticed that the skirt was made of long ribbons that made openings to show his body's best parts.
"Don't be so nervous, you are going to ruin the image I want to create" reprimand him his younger brother, then pushed him towards the stage. "Go and impress them, nii-san!"
Yeah, right. He walked in the high heels that baka forced him to wear, trying to ignore the sounds the perverts made to attract his attention, some even wanted to touch him. When he returned to the backstage he started shivering, calling for his daddy. Ashura was having none of it and changed him quickly into the bikini, that made the perverts salivate and threw him many cards with their names and numbers. When he was getting out of stage this time he felt a spank on his but that threw him into a nervous breakdown. It was the same for all the dresses, one more slutty than the other, making the judges and the public salivate. Some of them even threw him their underwear! By the end of the damn thing he was into hysterics.
"What happened, my baby?" asked Hagoromo when the show finally finished with Ashura as the winner. Hamura was behind him with a camera, replaying the tape and laughing his ass out of it. The red face of his nephew was definitely one of the funniest things he have ever watched.
"Perverts… they were raping me with their eyes… let's go somewhere safe, daddy, or I'm gonna get raped" he pitifully said, making his father cuddle him and quickly leave the place, leaving behind two laughing younger brothers.
"Did you enjoy the show, uncle Hamura?"
"Yes, and I especially liked the swimsuit. Indra has such a nice body, pity that he never shows it" responded the moon ruler, smiling. He saw a lot of person exiting the establishment, wanting to see the model of the night and maybe ask "her" out. "Well, let's go before Hagoromo goes crazy and surround the house in an anti-pervert shield"
"It's there a jutsu like that?"
"No, but it's not past him to make one just to keep Indra out of one of his nervous breakdowns… we all know how the last one ended"
"Yeah"
-Back in the earth-
"I won't and you can't make me!" yelled Madara, being dragged by his father to put on his wedding gear. At this attitude Tajima's anime vein was about to explode. He finally managed to get to the spot where the damn dress of hell, like Madara liked to call it, was waiting for him and threw his oldest in.
"In fact, I can, I'm your father" said the parent, letting the others inside change his son by the force into the white dress while he fought (more like make a fuss) trying to get rid of it. Yes, he agreed to marry Hashirama and yes, he loved the idiot, but he wasn't going to wear a damn dress in his wedding ceremony.
"Don't! I won't! Let me go!" tried to scape the young Uchiha, but in the end he was in front of a mirror with the thing on. "Oh, God"
"Yes… you look beautiful, my dear" said Tajima, entering to give the youngster a hug. "And you are not going to believe how especial this kimono is. It appeared out of nowhere when you accepted the proposal and it was just your size"
"Yeah, great…" while saying that with heavy sarcasm he looked at the sky. He was blaming Hagoromo for this, he knew that sage was against him since the beginning.
"Don't put that face, you look great" Tajima said letting him go. "The day after tomorrow you are going to shine"
"I will, I think… wait, the day after tomorrow? Wasn't it going to be when Konoha was finished?" asked Madara counting the days with his hands. If he was right he still have some days until the place was finished.
"Yes, they finished earlier and are arranging everything for your wedding" smiled the happy parent, making his son more nervous. "So, we have to hurry up to finish all the things, or we aren't going to finish by the day. You still have to try on some of the jewels the Senju sent to us to pick up the right ones to wear for the wedding and the…"
"One thing for moment, father, one thing for moment" he pleaded, wanting to faint right away.
"Okay, boy. Right now concentrate in the jewels" the people that was helping with the dress helped him to pick up… or more like they picked the right ones for him, because he was so out of breath that he couldn't even look at them.
While this was happening Izuna wandered in the forest, thinking about what was happening in the last few days. His dear brother was going to marry into another clan and leave him with the burden of being the head of the household. And on top of that, he still has some business with Tobirama… oh, just why was he thinking about him?
"What am I doing?"
"I don't know, but you should" answered said albino, appearing like if he was summoned by his thoughts.
"Then why are you here?"
"Because I just can't stomach all the preparations in the house" he said, crossing his arms. "I just can't see why they are so happy about that. We are leaving everything we know to start a new life, even the house we grew up in…"
"Is that so terrible to you? I don't like that too and changes aren't easy but… I want to put my best face in to encourage my brother, because even if it's unknown, it's still better than seeing your beloved ones fall in battle"
"Who says that this is going to stop, it's only a ceasefire" answered the Senju.
"You know, you are talking just like my brother"
"Maybe because he has a working brain cell, even with all the layers of evil he hides that fact under" Tobirama turned around to face him. "Just like all of you"
"Who are you to say that we are evil?! Aren't the Senju the ones like that?! You killed so much of our own and now wants to judge us…"
"I know enough of all of you to judge you!" they got into an argument that ended in them kissing each other with passion. The kiss didn't stop there, they started to explore each other's bodies and soon the albino's shirt was removed and they were both in the ground, with Tobirama under Izuna.
"Wait!" the Senju stopped it and both of them realized what they were doing, getting up as fast as they can. They looked away from each other, red in the face. "Hem… maybe we can talk about this while we walk"
"Yes, that will be great" answered the Uchiha, and they started walking towards their brother's river to curse it with all their might without noticing that they were holding hands like a lovely couple.
-In the Senju compound-
"I feel something is going on" said Itama to her mother while she was finishing packing the last things to move into the new village. She turned around to him, with a worried face. The wedding was just two days away and that union was too important. There couldn't be any complications.
"Something bad?"
"Not… good. Related to Tobirama, I think" he said, then tried to pick up more details from that feeling. "Have you always known that me and Tobirama look a lot alike?"
"Yes, you two are a lot like me" she answered, hugging her son. "Hashirama and Kawarama look more like Butsuma, more masculine… I think that's why they never attracted men's attention. Well, if we didn't count that young Uchiha"
"He wasn't attracted by Hashirama, Hashirama was attracted by him" corrected Itama. "and what would you say if I told you that Tobi-chan have a possible suitor in sight?"
"The Uchiha's next leader?" she asked, then laughed at the confused face her son made. "Darling, you are not the only one who played matchmakers at your age. I have a lot of fun on my own during my times getting some people together. You inherited that spirit from me, my baby, and you sure will make them confess"
"Are you not angry? We didn't exactly need more alliance with the Uchiha now that Hashi is going to marry Madara"
"Itama, baby, that's exactly why we need a more solid union. They provided a bride for our leader, but we only provide an alliance that could be broken at any time. So, if Tobirama accepted an engagement to their future clan leader…"
"Problem solved" grinned Itama. "that way we can tighten our lazes with them"
"You are learning, my dear" she hugged him and they both laughed, planning how to get the lovely couple to get together. They didn't noticed that Mito was listening near the door, a grin on her face, ready to help them, even if she must tie those two together with her chains and drag them to the altar herself.
"I'm not that much of a monster, no, Hashirama-sama?" a long distance away a certain brunette felt shivers going down his spine. Butsuma looked at his son's strange face but only tought the boy was nervous for his coming wedding.
"You don't have to be so nervous" se pated on his back to soothe him.
"I'm not nervous, I just have the feeling that a certain demon of hell is going to do something pretty soon" he said, looking around to see if they weren't followed by an army of devils or something like that.
"By that are you referring to Mito-hime?"
"Who else? I don't know any more demons" answered Hashirama, feeling pretty much in danger. A pity that he couldn't see Madara until the great day because of all the preparations, he wanted to make sure he wasn't in danger too. But… something was telling him that the one who will be the target of the Devil Queen was Tobirama. "Rikudo Sennin, please protect my little brother" he pleaded hopefully.
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