Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya, this fanfiction is owned by me.

(This chapter: SuFin. TW: Homophobia)

"Mm?"

"What?!"

"'K. We'll be there 'n a m'nute."

Berwald plonked the phone down quickly and called for his 'wife' from the hallway.

"Yes, dear?" Tino responded, gently making his way downstairs.

"It's the sch'l. Peter's been 'n trouble for punching another stud'nt," Berwald explained calmly, "They w'nt us to c'me 'nd get h'm."

Tino's eyes widened in shock. "W-what?! Why would he do that?!"

"Th'y d'dn't say," Berwald informed him.

"Suppose we'll have to ask him ourselves," Tino said grimly. "We'll be having serious words with Peter!"

Berwald agreed to that and hurried to find the keys, ready to give their son a thorough grilling.

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"Peter, starting fights is NOT on," Tino said sternly when they arrived, taking the boy from outside the headmaster's office and walking him to the car.

"But the guy I punched really deserved it!" he pouted. "He was being really mean!"

Berwald and Tino both stopped in their tracks at Peter's little announcement.

"Being mean? What was he doing to you?" Tino enquired.

"He said that everyone has to have a mum and a dad, and then I said that's not true because I have two dads," Peter began.

"'M not s're I like where th's is going," Berwald mused.

"And he said that I can't have two dads because that's wrong, so I gave him what he deserved!" Peter huffed proudly.

The boy's twin fathers looked at each other, unsure of what to do or say. They couldn't fault Peter for standing up for them, but even so...

"Peter, we know you meant well, but you're a better person than that," Tino began,

"Huh? What do you mean?" Peter protested.

"D'nt ever retal'ate to a bully l'ke that, b'cause if you do, y're just as big a bully as they are," Berwald finished, "Y're a good k'd, Peter, and y' sh'ldn't get yourself in trouble j'st because s'meone was being a prick to y'."

Peter nodded affirmatively to that.

"You go tell the teacher if you hear that kid saying nasty things about gays again, Ok?" Tino added, winking.

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