Rei: Well what do you know it's me again! Enjoy this latest installment of Two Aces, Spare Time!

Dedicated to- this one's dedicated to Kawaii Eyez, 'cause she reviewed first and she's so cool like that neways. :3 But thank you Saxor, Darkmoon Fleur, phaz, and Kage-chan. Reviews are SO lovely.

Disclaimer: No, I do not own ANY part of Kingdom Hearts. T.T

Summary: (For this drabble) Sora's amazed by Roxas's skills and ends up teasing him to be feminine. XD (I get so bored)

Two Aces, Spare Time- Drabble Two: The Ideal Housewife is NOT a Wife

"Speech"

'Thought'

Roxas's House-

Normal POV

It was later in the day, around noon when the two boys returned from their daily activities to eat some lunch. Being closer to Roxas's house rather than Sora's, they decided to stop there. Riku told them that his mother expected him to be home, and Kairi was off doing something with Selphie, so it was just the two of them.

They went in through the back door, and Sora looked in awe at the clean kitchen. "Holy crap Roxas, your house…"

Roxas gave him a level look. "What?"

"It's PERFECT!" Indeed it was, it was practically sparkling and Sora was amazed. The whitewashed walls didn't have any visible marks; there wasn't any kind of debris or crumbs on the floor anywhere. The kitchen table wasn't cluttered like Sora's was, with all sorts of papers and random objects. Heck, everything was just so clean it looked like you could eat off it.

"Thank you… I think," Roxas commented before taking off his shoes and putting them in a closet. Sora followed suit and stared at the closet.

"Even your CLOSETS are clean! I don't know how you got the neatness and I got nothing out of that…" He scratched the back of his spiky head.

Roxas chuckled softly to himself. "I guess some things I'm just better at," he teased light-heartedly.

Sora's full lips formed into a pout, and he crossed his arms. "Hey, that's not fair, Roxas! …Well, I guess that must make you… uh… more FEMININE! Yeah! That's it!" He grinned mischievously at Roxas to see his reaction.

Roxas's right eyebrow twitched. "…What? I am NOT feminine, you can even see that for yourself!" He pointed to his ass and said, "Does THIS look feminine to you?!"

Sora snickered. "All I know is that 'baby's got back!'" (XD) He slapped it lightly and then nearly howled in laughter when Roxas turned BRIGHT red and covered it, scandalized. "You even act like a girl when you do that!"

Roxas glared at him. "I do not! And besides, if I'm 'such a girl', then what does that make you?"

Sora smirked. "The man of the house."

Another eyebrow twitch on Roxas's part... "You are so dead," he growled, before tackling Sora. The two boys fell to the floor and the two were wrestling for dominance. Sora ended up on top and grinned at the slightly smaller boy.

"It looks like you gained a LITTLE bit of testosterone today Roxie, but you're still a girl."

"I'm not a girl!"

"Then you're a house wife."

"The ideal housewife is NOT a wife. Recent studies show that the male housekeepers tend to get more work done and have a general sense of cleanliness," Roxas told him proudly.

"So this makes you a house…husband?" Sora asked, confused.

"Oh just shut up."

"Whatever, but you're still feminine."

"ARGH!"

♥

XD

End of drabble two

Rei: That line about the 'recent studies show' I made up on the spot. Don't take it seriously. XD Sorry for it being a little short, but it was still good, right? Well anyway, I hope you all enjoyed. :3 OH and if any of you have any suggestions for a drabble, you're welcome to tell me. I'd love to hear from you guys. XD