Rei: I'm sorry for not posting one in a few days; I was busy with my dad and uncle's birthday (and their party). I hope this'll make up for it.
Dedicated to- Saxor (no your review is not lame, and I like the idea! I think I'll use it, if you can give me a little more detail on what it entails besides jealousy, sea-salt ice cream and a naïve Roxas XD)
Also thanks to: Kawaii Eyez (you're reviewing first every time, awww… I feel loved. X3 and YESH house-husband XD), phaz (I'm glad to see you like them!), Kaged Angel (X3 thanks, you already know what I told ya), and bcz (I think that must mean you like it…?).
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING. :O Not even the sexiness of Sora and Roxas. Nooooes!
Summary: In this drabble it's sort of a follow up from 'The Ideal Housewife is NOT a Wife', and basically Roxas decides to turn the tables on Sora and get in a good laugh while he's at it. Bware ooc Roxie!
Two Aces, Spare Time-drabble o3- Payback Was Worth It
"Speech"
'Thought'
Roxas's House- (I want to go to his house…)
Normal POV
It was another day for the guys and girls of the islands, and Roxas left the gang a bit early to 'prepare' for something. Everyone was a bit curious, and the most curious of them all was Sora.
He decided to leave a little while after he did, saying that he had to go home. Riku gave him a suspicious look but let it slide, and Kairi and the others waved good bye.
He wanted to see what Roxas was up to, and so he walked to his house, hands behind his head in a relaxed position. What he didn't realize was that when he opened the door, he had someone waiting for him, just somewhere in the house.
He traipsed into the room, taking care to take of his shoes- lest Roxas scold him over making a mess 'He is SUCH a girl!'- And put them in the closet. He looked around, confused. "Roxas?"
He received no answer from the house, and he frowned. "Roxaaaaaaaaaaaaas? Are you there?"
STILL no answer… So he decided to look upstairs. 'Maybe he's in the shower or something…' He scratched the back of his head and walked up the stairs, looking around the landing when he arrived at the top. It was just as clean as it was downstairs, he knew that well. He'd been up here before, when he occasionally (and sometimes Riku too) had sleepovers at Roxas's house. (Heheh)
He walked into Roxas's room; it reminded him a lot of what he had seen from Roxas's memories of Twilight Town. The bed was unmade, however, and that seemed a bit strange.
He leaned closer when he saw a rather large white lump sticking out underneath the covers, and tugged on it. The next thing he knew he was thrown on the floor with a knee in his back, and felt himself being bound and gagged (which was rather shameful for the Keyblade Master, of all people). Then when he got to see again, he made an indignant noise when he saw a triumphant Roxas standing over him with a smirk.
OH. He was so going to get it later. That much Sora knew for sure.
But unfortunately luck was not on his side that day, and Roxas grinned. "It's my turn to get revenge on you, and look how the mighty keyblade master has fallen!" He said in a pseudo dramatic voice. Sora raised an eyebrow, and he scowled. "Don't give me that look Sora; this is for calling me feminine. We'll see who's laughing in a few minutes!" He snapped his fingers and immediately Kairi and Selphie came into the room, giggling. In Kairi's hands was something to be feared, and Sora was definitely in some deep crap now.
'Oh HELL no…!' Was Sora's last thought before the two girls dragged him into the closet, and then the world was dark.
Some time later-
Still Normal POV
"Oh So-RAH! You look so cute!" Roxas squealed in a very convincing high-pitched tone (making him sound suspiciously femini- is threatened by Roxas MASCULINE) and while also trying not to laugh his ass off.
Kairi and Selphie were snapping away pictures while Sora scowled, arms crossed, as they took in his attire. He was wearing a standard anime-clichéd maid uniform, and his hair had little ribbons in it and he even had makeup on his face. He couldn't believe this had happened to him, now everyone on the island was going to bother him about that one for sure!
Roxas dismissed Kairi and Selphie after thanking them for their help, and they told him it was worth the pictures. He walked closer to Sora, who turned away, and he pouted. "Aww, come on Sora, it really doesn't look that bad!"
"How can it NOT look bad?! You made me wear girl's clothing!"
"Well now you know how it feels to be called feminine."
"Well gee, I'm sooorry," Sora told him while rolling his eyes.
"Oh, I believe you'll be sorry." Roxas smiled at him in a very suggesting manner before giving Sora a little slap on the booty. "Now, hop to and make me some dinner. ♥"
"You owe me for this… so badly…" Sora murmured, but he had to admit, it wasn't as embarrassing as if it was Riku… but in that case it would be just plain WEIRD. (:3)
"I know. Now would you like a neck massage or a full body massage as payment? ♥"
…
"WHAT?!"
End of Drabble Three
Rei: I had no idea how to end this one. DX but I hoped it was all right non the less. And I TOLD you Roxas would be OOC! XD But he's fun to write that way. Anyway, please review!