Rei: shot until filled with holes I'm sorry? Dodges rotten tomatoes and potato salad I mean it. If you've seen my other updates then you'll know I've been kind of stuck in writer's block, not to mention starting a new school and everything… BUT TO MAKE UP FOR IT, I MADE THIS SMEXY SORO UPDATE!
Dedicated to- the ever-so patient reviewers- especially Saxor. I hope this satisfies your idea you gave me, except I changed it to chocolate covered strawberries… I mean… cause it seems like more people would do SS IC (sea-salt ice cream), so I decided to change things a little. It's the same idea though… sort of…
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or the song lyrics mentioned!
Summary: Chocolate + The Bad Touch + Sora + Roxas equals nosebleed inducing yaoi action! It features a scheming/blushing Roxas and a hormonal Sora! XD
Back round music: The Bad Touch, by The Bloodhound Gang XD which is the lyrics I used in here…
EXTRA NOTE: … so it DOES turn out that we have a scanner (o.o) that my mom says we can hook up to my computer… so… if I get my act together, WHO WOULD LIKE ME TO DRAW A PICTURE OF SORA IN THE MAID UNIFORM FROM THE LAST DRABBLE? XD Sorry about the caps, but I'm using it to make people pay attention to the author notes!
I ALSO UPPED THE RATING FOR THE SUGGESTIVITY- if that's a word- OF THE SONG, AND PERHAPS FOR FUTURE DRABBLES. (I'm not doing a lemon any time soon if that's what you're thinking o0)
Two Aces, Spare Time drabble o4: of chocolate and hormonal boys; the bad touch dance
"Speech"
'Thought'
At Roxas' House-
Normal POV
It was a fine summer's day on a Saturday afternoon that wasn't too hot or too lukewarm out- it was just right. Fending off the more humid part of the afternoon, Roxas decided to spend it doing something special- something that was well worth the effort. Roxas planned on making chocolate-covered strawberries.
Roxas began by moving about in his spacious kitchen, bustling about and grabbing things out of a cabinet here or a cupboard there, but then putting them back. Finally, he ended up finding what he was looking for and grinned. 'Here it is! It'll be perfect for-' he was interrupted by a loud voice.
"Hi Roxas!"
Roxas smiled. He knew who that was for sure. "Hello Sora," he greeted him with a spoon poking his stomach. (XD) "So, Sora, what brings you here?" Roxas asked casually, acting like he didn't have a clue.
Sora looked at him with all the shock in the world. "Don't you remember?"
Roxas resisted the urge to pinch his cheeks. "What do you mean?"
Sora grabbed Roxas's hands and lifted them up with his own in a raucous cheer. "You told me you had a surprise for me, right?" Roxas nodded in affirmative. "Great!" Sora grinned. "So what is it?"
Roxas smiled slyly but covered it up with innocence. "Well… I wanted to make some chocolate covered strawberries… and I was wondering if you'd like to help me?"
Sora's eyes widened, then he nodded vigorously. "Hell yes!" You couldn't take Sora from his chocolate (or his Roxas XD) for anything!
Roxas set a metal bowl down on the counter and tossed an apron to Sora, who guffawed. Going cross at the outlandish look on Sora's face, he explained, "Just in case we spill, we don't want to get chocolate all over your clothes. Also, please dry these strawberries." He gave the dripping box of strawberries to Sora, who began doing as he dictated.
Sora smiled sweetly, lost in his thoughts and in his task. That was just too cute of Roxas! Even though he was supposedly a "manly" housekeeper, he'd always be a 'house-husband' to Sora. Hell, even that apron Roxas was wearing was cute! There was little nobody and shadow heartless patterns on it. Sora's own apron had keyblades and swords on it…
Sora was interrupted when he heard Roxas humming to a tune he could hear, while stirring the chocolate in the pot over the stove. With the apron tied around his sleek physique, a soft smile on his angelic face, and the almost feminine way he handled the spoon, Sora could have sworn he had a girl hidden inside him all along. A very cute one though… Sora's stomach started to churn in a very uncomfortable way, drawing heat to his sternum.
Sora was startled out of his dreamy stare at Roxas and finished drying the strawberries when he heard a song start playing in the back round, and he nearly snorted in laughter when he realized what song was playing.
'Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating! But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about. I'd appreciate your input!'
Sora wheeled around to look at Roxas, who was blushing profusely. "You listen to this kind of stuff Roxas?" Sora's grin turned into a very coy one, the song starting to make him feel a little warmer.
"U-um… well… yes… I mean, Riku gave it to me! I swear!" Roxas looked like he'd been caught bedding the next-door neighbor girl by his mother or something, Sora thought.
"It's all right Roxie, I can understand you. It's a very good dance song."
'Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time'
Roxas refused to say anything but stirred the chocolate for a few more seconds before turning off the heat and setting the pot on a potholder. His blush was growing more prominent with the suggestive words of the song, and Sora could feel his own blush growing.
'Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now'
Trying not to get caught in the groove of the song was a challenge for both of them, as Sora was VERY prone to bursting into dance… and Roxas wasn't much better. And the fact that Roxas was now dipping the strawberries that Sora had dried into the smooth creamy chocolate was making him even more uncomfortable. Let's not forget that chocolate was getting on Roxas's fingers, and now Sora wanted nothing more than to lick the dripping sweetness off them… But if only Roxas was paying attention to HIM, not to the strawberries! The stupid red berries were taking way too long to get dipped, for crying out loud! (Poor Sora's getting jealous of a bunch of strawberries… XD)
'Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"'
With even more of the lyrics thundering into Sora's ears from the high-tech surround-system, Sora snapped. He stalked right over to Roxas with the intention of making him pay attention to Sora's growing desire to dance. He went up behind Roxas and wrapped one arm around his small waist and the other snatched the hand that was getting covered in chocolate. Leaning closer to whisper in Roxas's ear, he asked, "Would you care to dance with me, O Key of Destiny?"
Roxas smiled through his blush. "Sure, oblige me, Keyblade Master!"
"I shall." Sora spun Roxas around and put his hands on Roxas's girlish (cowers before glowering Roxas I mean manly!) hips and began to move them and his in a suggestive dance. (I can't believe I wrote that nosebleed)
'Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now'
They continued their dance, getting lost in the beat of the music and in each other. Sora was leading, and Roxas following him. Sora's hands were resting on Roxas's hips, and Roxas had his on Sora's shoulders. They whirled around the kitchen, aprons fluttering and the chocolate growing cold.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
After the song was over, they stopped to rest, and Sora plopped down on a chair next to Roxas. Nudging the blonde, he asked, "Are we going to eat them yet?"
"Not yet- they're not ready," Roxas told him breathlessly, still not recovered from that dancing bout.
Sora began to pout. "But… why not? I'm SURE just one strawberry would be okay…" To further make Roxas cave, he blinked with watery eyes.
Roxas groaned. "All right, just one each, okay?"
Sora grinned. "Hooray!" He took one and devoured it, unlike Roxas, who savored his; with the delicious chocolate melting in his mouth and the strawberry flavor painting the insides of his mouth, he was in heaven. He closed his eyes to further extend the moment, but was surprised when a pair of lips landed on his.
Sora had finished his a little too quickly for his liking and turned to see Roxas still eating his. Moaning in protest, he decided that surely Roxas wouldn't mind if he had a little taste, right? So he leaned forward and pressed his lips to Roxas's chocolate covered ones.
Roxas opened his eyes only to stare into Sora's beautiful twin sapphire orbs, and gasped just a little. Sora took advantage of this and let his tongue into Roxas's mouth for a stroll. Which ended up in a tango of twists, licks, and exploration. After a bit, Sora pulled back with the most satisfied look Roxas had ever seen on his face.
Sora smiled at Roxas sweetly. "I couldn't help myself. It was too tempting." Then his hand trailed forward to grasp Roxas's. "And besides…" he whispered silkily, "caring is sharing. ♥"
Then he leaned forward and shoved another strawberry into Roxas's mouth, who blinked in doe-like confusion. Sora smirked. "Want another go?"
End of drabble
Rei: FINALLY! I thought that would take FOREVER! XD I hope you gals 'n guys enjoyed this drabble… hopefully I'm not too bad at writing this stuff, LOL. I'll try my hardest to do another one soon! So please review, it gives me ideas and inspires me to work harder to make you all happy. AND PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO DO THE DRAWING! shot for caps I'm out!