Disclaimer: I do not own American Dad or Super Size Me. They are owned by Seth MacFarlane and Morgan Spurlock, respectively. I do not own characters from a certain show made by the creator of King of the Hill.
Opening Act
The scene shifts to a classroom at Pearl Bailey high. Steve's class is watching Super Size Me.
Cutaway
"Can I get the uh Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal?" Morgan Spurlock asked while driving on his car as he goes through a drive-thru.
"Large or Super Size?" the cashier asked.
"I think I'm going to have to go with the Super Size" Spurlock answered.
Cutaway Ends
"What a fatass!" Snot taunted.
(Shushing)
"Snot please" Zoey angrily said.
"I like this man already. I think I have an idea" Steve thought to himself.
End of Opening Act
Act 1
The scene shifts to the cafeteria. Steve and Zoey are sitting next to Barry, Toshi, and Snot.
"I really thought that was an awesome movie in health class today" Zoey said.
"Are you a huge fan of documentaries?" Steve asked.
"Absolutely; in fact I think I want to be a documentary movie director when I grow up" Zoey responded.
"You ever saw March of the Penguins?" Snot asked.
"(Crying) yes I did! Those poor wittle penguins! They were so young and innocent!" Zoey whined.
"Zoey relax, they're fine" Steve comforted her. "Enough about that, how the hell did Morgan Spurlock ate all that food from McDonald's? Wouldn't all that food kill him?"
"He must be Superman but with a stomach made of iron!" Barry answered.
"I wish" Snot rebutted.
"I was thinking imagine if I ate nothing but fast food for a very long time" Steve suggested.
"(Laughs) you wouldn't even last a second eating a burger" Snot joked.
"Steve I love you, but eating nothing but fast food is dangerous. Fast food is a sometimes food" Zoey said.
"Zoey, are you actually agreeing with Snot?" Steve asked.
"Steve, the food from fast food isn't even that healthy to begin with" Zoey answered.
"Steve, listen to your gal pal. There is no way you can eat nothing but fast food for a very long time" Snot said.
"Okay you know what Snot? Why don't we make things a little interesting?" Steve suggested.
"I'm listening" Snot answered.
"If I can survive eating fast food for thirty days, you have to pay us for me and Zoey when we go out on a date" Steve suggested.
"Oh you are so on Steven; there is no way you're going to win this bet! Let's shake on it!" Snot agreed as he and Steve shook hands. Zoey shook her head in disapproval.
Later, Steve is getting his books from his locker and putting them in his backpack. Zoey approaches him.
"Hi Steve, are you busy right now?" she asked.
"No what's wrong?" he asked.
"Steve, are you sure you want to do this? Fast food may be delicious, but look at how many calories it has" Zoey said.
"There's some food that isn't too bad" Steve added.
"Let me show you something" Zoey said as they went inside a computer lab and opens an internet page. "This is a stick of butter. This is a hamburger. One hamburger is made by 4 to 5 sticks of butter."
"How do you know all of this?" Steve asked.
"Why do you think they call it fast food?" Zoey asked back.
"Oh wow, now I understand" Steve answered.
"Steve, if you still want to beat Snot and win the bet, I highly suggest you see a doctor. Pretty much, get many checkups before you decide if you're okay with it or not. However, if you are going to do this challenge, can we eat at least one healthy vegan meal?" Zoey suggested.
"Of course; anything for my beautiful princess" Steve agreed as the two shared a kiss on the lips.
"I love you Steve and I hope that you will be all right" Zoey said.
"I'll be a little tubby, that's all" Steve comforted her.
Moments later, Steve is walking around in his room, thinking about the challenge.
"Should I tell the whole family about this? It's only food. It's not like I'm eating poison or anything" he told himself.
Roger walks in.
"Do you have poison? If so, I want to give Stan some for beating me in video golf yesterday" the alien said.
"Roger no, that's awful. Second of all, what do you want?" Steve asked.
"I heard you want to eat certain food" Roger answered.
"Roger, I am not going to tell you anything. You're terrible at keeping your mouth shut" Steve snapped.
Flashback
Steve and Roger were walking to a party.
"Hey guys sorry we're late. Steve crapped his underwear, but we're good now!" the alien exclaimed as everyone laughed at Steve, who covered his face with his hands.
Flashback Ends
"They needed a valid excuse" the alien rebutted. "Okay I'm sorry about that. Tell you what, tell me what's going on and I promise not to tell anyone. Kick me in the groin if you don't believe me!"
"Okay" Steve complied as he kicked the alien.
"Oww, not that hard!" Roger winced in pain. "Okay now what is it?"
"I challenged Snot that I would eat nothing but fast food for thirty days and if I win, he'll pay for my date with Zoey" Steve explained.
"Are you trying to be the next Morgan Spurlock? Isn't that already done?" the alien asked.
"Yes and no, but let me explain. Yes I'm eating fast food and no it's not only McDonald's that I will be eating" Steve explained more in detailed.
"I'm sure you'll win. Are you going to tell your folks about this?" Roger asked.
"I can't. They won't like it but it's Snot who will pay for my date with Zoey. What am I going to do?" Steve wondered.
"Watch this" Roger said as the scene shifts to a letter saying "Dear family, I am on a far away trip. I don't know when I will be back. I won't be gone for long. Don't cry for me. I'm already gone-Roger Smith"
Later, Steve and Roger are at the attic, with Roger wearing Steve's identical clothes.
"Roger, what's this?" Steve asked.
"It's simple. Do your challenge and come home really fast without being noticed. I'll pretend to be like for thirty days and everything will be fine" Roger explained.
"Excellent! Nobody will know the difference" Steve said.
"If your clothes don't fit anymore, you can borrow my costumes" Roger said as he opened a closet filled with his costumes.
"Sweet!" Steve exclaimed.
The next day, Steve walks around for a restaurant.
"Where should I eat? Oops, I need to do some stuff first" Steve said as we see him getting a checkup from many doctors. His weight, blood pressure, and health are perfectly normal. He is fit and active. The doctors approved of his challenge. Later, he and Zoey eat vegan food.
"Enjoy your last healthy dish" Zoey said as the two share a meal.
"Tomorrow is a new day" Steve said.
End of Act 1
Act 2
The screen reads Day 1.
Steve walks around for a restaurant to eat. He finally sees something that he will begin his challenge.
"Hot dog, or should I say ta-co!" he spots a Taco Belle restaurant. He goes inside, takes a seat inside, and looks at the menu.
"As much as I want a Princess Belle dress, money is tight. Maybe some other time, but right now I have food to eat" he told himself as he looks at the different food products.
"I think for my first meal I'll have two steak tacos with cilantro only and a steak torta with lettuce, beans, and cheese please' Steve requested. Moments later, he consumes his food. For some odd reason, he turns to the audience.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is day one of my challenge. There are rules for this. One: I must have three squares a day (breakfast, lunch, and dinner). Two: I can only spent $10 on a meal. Three: I can only consume food sold by a fast food restaurant, including water. Three: For every other third day, I will eat at a different restaurant other than Taco Belle. Four: if I throw up, I have to eat it back up. No exceptions!" he finished talking as he left.
Moments later, he pulls Zoey to aside as she is walking to school.
"Steve, what's going on?" Zoey asked.
"It's working, babe; my challenge have gone well so far. I'll be in school a bit late as I'm going to go buy lunch" Steve explained as he left.
A few hours later, it was lunchtime. Steve sat next to Zoey with a bag from Taco Belle he ordered to go.
"What did you bought?" Zoey asked as she took out her lunch, which was a ham and cheese sandwich with carrot sticks as a side and a water bottle.
"Six steak and cheese quesadillas" Steve answered. "Plus a medium Horchata."
"Wow Steve, it looks like you aren't kidding around eating this stuff. I think i might have underestimated you" Snot said.
"Shut up and eat" Steve responded as he ate his lunch.
A few hours later, Steve tried to go home, but he ran quickly to the backyard and he sees Roger disguised as him.
"Now" he whispered as Roger walks in.
"Hey everyone it's me Steve. I'm home after (bleep)ing Zoey all day and grabbing her boobies for two straight hours during biology. What's for dinner?" Roger asked as Stan, Francine, Hayley (while holding a sleeping baby Mary), Klaus, and Jeff looked at him with blank looks. They were sitting on the living room couch watching TV before the alien walked in.
"Settle down Steve" Stan said.
"Scr-great dad. I'm going upstairs to do my homework, which is literally doing my homework" Roger added.
"Is Steve okay? Did he get laid already?" Jeff wondered.
"He better not!" Hayley snapped.
Later that evening, Steve is eating a steak burrito at Taco Belle.
"This is so good. I could eat everything here all day for the rest of my life. I think I'm capable of beating Snot in this bet" he told himself as he finished his last meal for day 1.
Day 2
Steve ordered eggs with chorizo for breakfast at Taco Belle and finished it with a cup of café con leche (known as coffee with milk).
"See you at lunch or in this case I'll have a steak Tampiqueña to go" Steve requested.
(A/E Tampiqueña is a dish consisting of steak, enchiladas, rice, vegetables, and beans.)
A few hours later, while Roger continues to act like Steve back at home, the real Steve is at Taco Belle, eating nachos and a shrimp cocktail.
"See you in two days" he said after he paid his bill and left.
Day 3
Steve enters...McDonald's. He goes inside and orders a Sausage Egg McMuffin with hash browns and a cup of orange juice.
"I can't wait for lunch and dinner!" Steve exclaimed.
We see a montage of him eating various foods, such as a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, fries, Big Mac, hot fudge sundae, and drinking a lot of soda. We see him eating more Mexican food at Taco Belle on days four and five and eating places such as Pizza Hut, Burger King, and Chipotle. This was done to the song "Yummy Yummy Yummy" by the Ohio Express.
Day 10
The next morning, Steve wakes up from his temporary new bed, which is his tree house. He looks at a mirror.
(Screaming)
"What have I done?!" he shouted. He goes inside the house to wake Roger, who is sleeping in his original room.
"Roger, wake up!" Steve shouted.
"Steve, where's the fire?" the alien asked.
"I gained a lot of weight! I weigh ten pounds more than my sister! What am I going to do?" Steve asked.
"First of all, calm down. Second of all, nothing. You're not even that popular to begin with. I'm sure nobody will recognize you" Roger suggested.
"Roger, Zoey will think I'm a freak! I gained so much weight!" Steve shouted.
"Okay Steve just calm down. I'm sure Morgan Spurlock did the same thing. Just continue with the challenge and I'm sure nobody will remember anything" the alien suggested.
Meanwhile, the factories that produce the fast food items are gathered with a bunch of people for a meeting.
"Guys, some kid is eating all our food! Yes it's good for our business, but the food is for everyone! Why don't we contaminate that boy until he quits?" the boss requested.
(Cheering)
"So long little boy!" he laughed evilly.
Meanwhile, Hayley enters the restroom. She was about to use the toilets and before she dropped her pants down, she recognized a fast food wrapper. She cancels her bathroom usage for a moment as she opens a shower curtain. Inside the tub there was a bunch of fast food wrappers.
"Taco Belle? What's going on in here?" she asked as she removed a huge pile of wrappers, only to find Steve hiding.
"Steve?!" Hayley exclaimed.
End of Act 2
Act 3
The entire Smith family was at the living room. Nobody looked very happy seeing Steve gain so much weight.
"Son, what is going on? Have you put on a little weight? It better be football season" Stan questioned.
"Guys, it's not what it looks like. You see, Snot dared me to eat nothing but fast food for thirty days and if i win, he'll pay for my next date with Zoey" Steve explained.
"Honey, eating nothing but fast food isn't good for you. Besides, you're not doing this to get laid, are you?" Francine wondered.
"Hey Mr. and Mrs. S, I think this is cool. He's doing a much better job than Morgan Spurlock!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Jeff, you're not helping!" Hayley snapped.
"Guys I'm halfway done. I need fifteen more days and I'll be done and I beat Snot" Steve said.
"Are you sure you want to do this son?" Stan asked.
"I'm glad you're okay but it would have been better if you told us before the challenge. I knew it wasn't you and it was Roger disguised as you. I remember last week" Hayley recalled.
Flashback
Hayley sees Roger wearing Steve's outfit, humping...math homework.
"I didn't see anything!" she panicked.
Flashback Ends
"So if you want to win this, we'll support you" Hayley said.
"Thanks, you guys" Steve smiled.
Cutaway
"Our top story today: a bunch of fast food workers are poisoning their food until further notice here in Langley Falls. Apparently, they want a certain customer to stop eating places such as Taco Belle, McDonald's, and so forth. For the time now, nobody is allowed to eat at any of these places until further notice" Terry announced on the news.
Cutaway 2
We see Ralph Wiggum eating a Happy Meal.
"It tastes yummy!" he exclaimed, but his stomach was rumbling.
"Oww, my tummy is going to explode!" he ran to the bathroom.
Cutaway 2 Ends
Cutaway Ends
"No! That means Snot will win! What am I going to do?" Steve wondered.
"I have an idea son" Stan answered.
Meanwhile, the boss that thought of contaminating the fast food products was actually Snot's uncle.
"Snot, it worked! There was no poison. This prank is working!" he exclaimed.
"Thanks Uncle Jim" Snot answered.
Meanwhile, the entire Smith family traveled to...Richmond.
"Dad, why are we here?" Hayley wondered.
"It's simple Hayley; the food isn't contaminated here so Steve can finish his challenge. Son, are you hungry?" Stan asked.
"Yes dad" Steve answered.
Later, he eats more Mexican food from Taco Belle as the family cheer on him.
Meanwhile, Snot checked to see if Steve was home.
"Steve, do you want to play Air Hogs?" he asked but there was nobody home.
"The car is gone, oh wait a minute, Steve is cheating!" he shouted.
Later, the family drives home. Steve is carrying a bag of food.
"You're getting there honey" Francine said as the family got out of the car after they arrive home.
Steve steps out, only to see Snot angrily crossing his arms.
"Where have you been? The food is contaminated" Snot demanded.
"Uh Dad gave me his food from the CIA" Steve lied.
"(Sigh) I'm not going to argue with you. Steve, I told my uncle to lie to everyone that the food was contaminated. It was a trick just to get you to lose the bet. You see, I don't have a lot of money. So I had to cheat to make you lose. I'm really sorry" Snot explained as he apologized.
"It's all right. I'll tell you what. I want to successfully finish this challenge. Fix this mess and you don't have to pay anything" Steve suggested.
"All right!" Snot cheered.
Days later, the fast food at Langley Falls is safe to eat again. Steve continues to eat and eat more food. However, he seems to be struggling.
Day 30
Steve is eating his final meal in the challenge. It was 8 steak tacos from Taco Belle. The entire Smith family plus Zoey is cheering on him.
"Come on Steve, you can do it! I believe in you babe!" Zoey cheered on her boyfriend.
Steve consumes one taco.
(Cheering)
Then he eats two more tacos.
(Cheering loudly)
"Five more little brother!" Hayley cheered.
However, Steve is having trouble breathing.
"Steve, are you okay?" Jeff asked.
"I'm fine. I just need something to remove the sweat out of my forehead" Steve answered as Jeff wiped sweat out of his head with a sweatband. Then, he eats two more tacos.
(Cheering)
"One more taco, you can do it!" Zoey cheered as Steve consumes his final taco.
(Loud cheering)
"I did it! I ate nothing but fast food for thirty days straight! It's finally over!" Steve exclaimed. "I need a bucket though!" he grabs a gray bucket and pukes on it.
(Groaning)
Moments later, Steve is sitting on the couch.
"How much weight did I gain?" he wondered.
"I'd say 100 pounds, big boy" Roger taunted.
"That's outrageous!" Stan exclaimed.
DING
DING
DING
"Congratulations! You said the magic word!" I announced, off-screen.
"Yay!" Stan cheered as he left.
Zoey walks in, wearing a purple a purple sweatshirt, matching sweatpants, and white sneakers.
"It's time to lose weight Steve. The challenge is over and the weight is gone" she explained.
"Can we do it tomorrow please?" Steve begged.
"Fine" Zoey agreed.
Many days later, Zoey trains Steve and puts him on an extremely strict diet. This was done to the song "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito.
(Credits roll)
After so many days, Steve has finally returned to his normal weight. He and Zoey are on a date, eating organic food from supermarket with tables that people can eat at.
"I'm glad things worked out just fine" Steve said.
"You said it babe" Zoey agreed as they feed each other apple slices.
Out of nowhere, Beavis and Butthead arrived.
"You copied our idea!" Beavis shouted.
"I didn't want to get laid, I only wanted to beat my friend" Steve rebutted.
"Fair enough; hey look Beavis that chick is sweet (stupid laugh)" Butthead laughs.
"(Stupid laugh) we're in the wrong show" Beavis laughs with him.
"I'm not even going to ask" Steve shook his head and he and Zoey continue eating.
End of Act 3